My Hero Shenanigans

Chapter 4

Hey, hi, Oh, this is a doozy of a chapter, oh boy as always not holding you for long let's go

I only own Onyx (as it is a self-insert and I'm Onyx)

Credit to a friend who is Chara.

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Mic yawned as he stepped into the common room of the teacher's dorm, the blonde yelped at the sight of a pair of slightly glowing green eyes just staring at him. He flicked on the lights to see Chara sitting, cross-legged, on the sofa with a bowl of cereal, their headphones sitting over the snakes making up their hair. The blue snakes sprawling in different directions, still sleepy.

"Mornin'" Chara greeted over a mouthful of cereal

"Er morning" mic responded, he noted that on the other couch Onyx was still asleep, one foot hanging off and a plush otter had somehow ended up halfway across the room.

"How long have you been up for?" the pro asked

"Ummmm... an hour I think?" They muttered. Mic then noticed a box of chocolate cereal sitting on the counter, at the same time All Might appeared.

"Where'd you find this cereal!?" Mic asked, having run over to the box.

"Oh, in the cupboard, with the other Saturday cereals."

"Wait what?" All might asked,

"Saturday cereal"

"Chara stop being weird" came a groggy voice from Onyx. Everyone else in the room glanced over to the dragon.

"Ummm... okay?" Chara responded puzzled looking over.

All Might snagged the cereal box away from Mic, "I believe this is mine Mic."

"Hey!" Mic yelped "You can't have that!"

"It's lactose-free, it's fine!"

"That's not what I meant and you know it!"

"I eat it once a week."

"Ummm... sorry All Might for eating your cereal." Chara quietly piped up.

"It's fine, you were hungry" the former pro spoke as he re-hid the cereal.

"Stop that Jake, I don't like it." came Onyx's voice in an almost whine.

"Well it seems like Onyx is having an interesting dream," Chara said looking confused.

"Do they always talk in their sleep?" Mic asked,

"I guess, I haven't really slept over their house much, plus I usually listen to YouTube."

"Huh." The loud blonde mused

"Yeah..."

"Morning all," came a voice.

"Morning lunch rush" Greeted All Might

"Morning," Chara said cheerfully.

"I see you found the cereal"

"Oh Ummm yeah sorry," Chara said shyly.

Lunch Rush had started on breakfast, frying eggs, bacon, making pancakes & waffle mix and loading the toasters with bread, bagels and English breakfast muffins. All Might got a small bowl and poured in his cereal (Cereal THEN milk) before going to the fridge and bringing out a carton of almond milk and adding it to the bowl. The skeleton put away the milk, rehid his cereal, grabbed a spoon and settled at the dining table to eat. Mic grabbed some toast as soon as it popped out of the toaster and slathered it in butter. Everyone ate for a bit, Lunch Rush having bacon and eggs. How did he eat? No one knew. Chara had grabbed some pancakes and joined the men sitting in the same cross-legged position. After a little while, All Might's phone pinged,

"Ah, that would probably be Young Midoriya."

"Why'd he text you?" Mic asked

"He wanted to join me on my morning jog" the skinny pro responded while checking his phone, "Oh apparently young Bakugou is also coming..."

"Neat" Mic chipped over a mouthful of toast.

"Oh, All Might, could I join you, Deku and Bakugou with your 'morning run'?"

"Not sure, I'll check with Nezu when he comes down, in five minutes"

"Wait! It's already 6:55 am?" Mic asked

"Yep"

"Shoot! Gotta go, see ya Rockstars later" Mic said as he leapt out of his seat and scurried out the door

"Bye Mic," All Might said

"See ya" Chara said.

After a moment of almost awkward silence before Nezu seemed to appear from nowhere with a cup of tea.

"Morning all" The rat-bear thing principal greeted.

"Morning" Chara was the first to greet him.

"Morning sir" All Might rumbled, moving to fill up a water bottle

"Chara wanted to join me on my morning jog, Young Midoriya and Young Bakugou are also joining."

"All right, See if Onyx will go too

"Alright" Chara goes over to onyx sleeping and shaking them till they wake up saying their name.

"What? Fuck! Shit!"

"Onyx. Me, All Might, Deku and Bakugou are going on a 'morning run', would you like to join us?"

"Yeah sure, I wanna test out these Thunder Thighs" Onyx Yawned, stretching before grabbing their glasses,

"Okay, well get yourself something to eat and get sorted."

"If there's a banana that would be great" Onyx snorted, throwing the blanket off, "How the fuck did Oscar get over there?" Chara had meanwhile grabbed a banana out of the fruit bowl

"Not sure, I think you threw him in your sleep."

"Wouldn't be the first time" Onyx mused, picking up the stuffed otter and placing him on top of the skirt they had taken off last night and patting him on the head. "Behave" they then took a banana and peeled it before munching it.

"Let's go then" All Might nodded, heading to the door with the duo.