2 old ladies were having a smoke outside the nursing home when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, pulled it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "a condom. This way, my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drug store."
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and asked the pharmacist for a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely. (she is over 80 years of age,) but he politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it is big enough to fit a camel."
