Little Johnny wakes up one morning hearing strange noises coming from his parents bedroom.
When he opens the door, his dad was on top of his mum naked. He said, "Dad, what are you and mum doing?" His dad said, " I am parking my car in mums garage now go back to bed."
The next day a little girl came over to play with little Johnny. "I got a new game to play." says Johnny. "It's called parking the car in the garage." said Johnny to the girl. "wanna try it?"
"Sure" said the little girl.
Johnny tells her how to play and they get off to a good start. a few minutes later all you could hear is little Johnny screaming. His mum comes rushing into the room asking what is going on. the little girl try's to explain by saying, "well we were playing park the car in the garage and Johnny almost went a the way in, but you could see that his back tyres didn't fit so I cut them off."