Little April was both the best student in Sunday class. she usually slept the whole time. one day the teacher called on her while she was napping. "tell me April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a little boy seated behind her, jabbed her with a pin. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" She shouted. The teacher said, "very good April"
A while later, the teacher asked April, "who is the lord our saviour?" But April was still fast asleep so little Johnny stabbed her with the pin again. "JESUS CHRIST" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good" and April fell back asleep.
A little time passed and the teacher asked April,
"What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?" And again, little Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!" The teacher fainted.
