A father passing his sons bedroom was astonished to see his bed made nicely and everything was picked up. Then he's saw and envelope, propped up prominently on his pillow. it was addressed 'Dad'. He opened the envelope and read the letter with his trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing to you. I had to elope with my girlfriend, because I didn't want to cause a scene between mum and you.
I am finding real passion with Stacey. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her tattoos, piercings, all of her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is much older than I am.
But, it's not only passion
Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy together. she own a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so that you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love your son,
Joshua.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worst things in life than the school reports sitting on the kitchen table. Call me when it's safe to come home!
