What am I?
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth, up 'n' down a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return back to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after i am.
What am I? Why, I am your very own....... toothbrush!
What were you thinking??????
