The Elements

(IMAGINES)

Hello this is not apart of the book- it's just some funny little things with Y/n and the others!

Imagine 1:

Jayden, over text: *Hey, where are you?*

Kate, texting back: *I'm waiting for the bus*

Jayden: *Can you hurry up?*

Kate: *Sure, I'll just wait faster*

Imagine 2:

Jake: "When you've reached rock bottom, there's no way left to go but up!"

Tetsu: "You underestimate me. I have a shovel and I'm prepared to dig."

Imagine 3:

Kate: "Hold the fuck up!"

...

Kate: "That's me- I'm the fuck up...someone please hold me"

Imagine 4:

Kate: "Don't break anyone's heart. They only have one."

Y/n: "Yeah, break their bones. They have 206."

Imagine 5:

Tetsu: "You can be overdramatic sometimes."

Y/n, holding a crystal glass, throwing rose petals, dressed in green velvet, draped across a piano:
"I have no idea what your talking about."

Imagine 6:

Nurse: "How would you rate your pain?"

Kate: "Thumbs down."

Nurse: ...

Kate: "Would not recommend."

Imagine 7:

Jayden: "Y/n, where are you going?"

Y/n: "That depends, when I die, I'm going to hell, but right now I'm going to the bathroom."

Imagine 8:

Jayden: "Kate and I are-"

Y/n: "Getting married?"

Jayden: "No, we-"

Y/n, pulling out two scrapbooks: "Sit down. I have everything planned already."

Imagine 9:

Jake: "I currently have an empty notebook and no idea what to put in it. Any suggestions?"

Y/n: "Put spaghetti in it."

Jake: "I am currently taking suggestions from anyone except you."

Kate: "Put spaghetti in it."

Jake: "I am currently taking suggestions from anyone except you two."

Testu & Jayden, at the same time: "Put spaghetti in it."

Jake: "...I am no longer taking suggestions."

Imagine 10:

Testu: "Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?"

Jake: "You are a hazard for society."

Y/n: "And a coward. Do twenty."

Imagine 11:

Jake, in the background: "Hit or miss. I guess they never miss HUH"

Y/n: "Alright, listen up you fuckers. Who the FUCK introduced him to TikTok?!"

Imagine 12:

Kate: "I don't have a seat"

Jayden: "You can sit on my lap-"

Y/n: "I also don't have a seat!"

Testu: "Then stand and suffer, Y/n-"

Imagine 13:

Kate: "Love is weakness. An evolutionary mistake."

Jake: "Your literally making a Valentine's card for Jayden-"

Kate, pointing a glue gun at him: "You're on thin fucking ice."

Imagine 14:

Y/n: "To be honest, all spiders could go to hell."

Kate: "And let those fuckers into my domain? I don't think so."

Imagine 15:

Jake: "Hey Kate. Could you bring me something to drink?"

Kate: "Yeah sure, what do you want?"

Jake: "Something as dark and unforgiving as my soul."

Kate: *brings him a cup of milk*

Jake: "I feel insulted"

Kate: "You should."

Imagine 16:

Testu: "Who ate all of the cereal?!"

Y/n: "I saw Jayden eat some cereal this morning, I think it was him-"

Tetsu: *Staring at Jayden* "You've yeed your last haw."

Imagine 17:

Jake: "That was probably the worst thing I ever witnessed."

Jayden: "You sure-? One time the tv remote fell on Kate's foot and all she said was "I'm so tired of being alive.""

Imagine 18:

Jake: "You fainted, do you remember anything?"

Kate: "Only the ambulance driving me to the hospital?"

Jake: "That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you."

Kate: "But I heard a siren?"

Jake: "That was these idiots" *points at Y/n, Tetsu, and Jayden*

Y/n + Tetsu + Jayden, at the same time: "Sorry, we panicked-"

I found these really funny- I think they fit the story pretty well to! :D