Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

19- Itona the comedian

The next day after school..

In the chatroom
Gyaro English: Well I certainly had fun 😁
Half of Middle 2: Yeah I guess it wasn't so bad
Forever 0: It really went great
Womanizing Bastard: I could go again 😋
Justice: Yeah for sure
Pseudo Takaoka: Bruh honestly I laughed my ass off for a while I had fun too
Loofah: THAT'S CUZ I KEPT FALLING EUEUREHWSDIFOENWIZXHD
The Darkness of Class E: Lmao
Home Base: And then Itona pushed you 😂
Loofah: ITONA WHYYYYYY
Rolling Riser: I have an important an announcement to make everyone
Loofah: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: An announcement?
Gender: Is something wrong?
Rolling Riser: I've decided to become the most famous and funniest comedian in the world
Poison Glasses: HUH
Home Base: WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stern Lecture: WTF 😭
Amazing Monkey: HOW WAS THAT IMPORTANT?!
Ponytail and Breasts: THAT WAS SO RANDOM WTF
The Darkness of Class E: Itona this wasn't the path I wanted you to lead
Mushroom Director: STFU
Artsy Bean Pole: AY BE QUIET HE WON'T BECOME A GOTH DARK LORD GUY
The Darkness of Class E: 😒
Poor Committee Member: Why a comedian of all things
This Manga is Awesome: I thought you wanted to continue your path as a technician or some sort like from back then
Artsy Bean Pole: And please don't be the type of comedian that makes sex jokes
End of Perversion: THOSE ARE STILL GOOD THO?
Stern Lecture: Shut up
Mushroom Director: With that Okajima, you instantly proved that you have shit taste
Ponytail and Breasts: Those are like the most unfunny jokes a comedian can make
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: Yeah be creative your own way
Rolling Riser: Well, I actually had one joke ready to go so far. I still need to come up with more
Half of Middle 2: Ooh already? Let's hear it 😁
Rolling Riser: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Gender: And with that we just started with the worst joke
Loofah: WHO EVEN LAUGHS AT SHIT ANYWAYS
Pseudo Takaoka: WE GET IT TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE WE KNOW IT ALL
Poison Glasses: Hey give him a chance let's just hear how it ends
Gyaro English: Yeah Terasaka we haven't even gotten to the punchline yet so stfu and quit whining 🙄
Justice: Yeah quit complaining loser
Pseudo Takaoka: Ugh fine let's hear it
The Darkness of Class E: So Itona? Continue the joke
Rolling Riser: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Rolling Riser: Because Terasaka's a fucking stupid loser idiot
Half of Middle 2: AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Gender: OMG 😭
Pseudo Takaoka: YOU FUCKING SHIT
Womanizing Bastard: WHAT THE HELL 😂
Loofah: WOWWWWW
Gyaro English: AH IT'S PERFECT ITONA!!! IMMEDIATELY A GOOD COMEDIAN
Stern Lecture: STOP MESSING AROUND 💀
Justice: I CAN SEE A BRIGHT FUTURE AHEAD OF YOU
Ponytail and Breasts: STOP ENCOURAGING HIM
Home Base: You're going places bro
Forever 0: 😭
Half of Middle 2: You will definitely make it as a successful comedian
Pseudo Takaoka: Y'ALL STFU
Poison Glasses: Is he wrong though
Half of Middle 2: AAAAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T
Glasses (Explosives): DHDIEJFISJCXUEJFCJJERJ
Pseudo Takaoka: You all suck ASSSSSSSSSS
Poor Committee Member: ISTG you guys are so done
Womanizing Bastard: You know you laughed
Poor Committee Member: STOP
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: No but fr do you actually have any good jokes?
Rolling Riser: I only have my book of Terasaka
Artsy Bean Pole: AAAAAA OMG STOP JUST SHUT UP I'M CRYING
Mushroom Director: I'M GONNA PEE STOP I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD
End of Perversion: ITONA YOU COULD DO IT EVEN WITHOUT THE SEX JOKES
This Manga is Awesome: BRUH I CAN'T
Gender: Don't you guys think you're bullying Terasaka too much 😭 I think you all are going too far
The Darkness of Class E: Yeah leave the poor man alone lmao
Forever 0: BUT IT'S FUNNY
Poison Glasses: He doesn't like chemistry so I'm gonna keep going
Justice: BRUH WHAT?! Y'ALL SHE SERIOUS DON'T MESS WITH HER CHEMICALS AND STUFF
Half of Middle 2: And another thing. Let's just consider this as payback for when he betrayed us and worked with that ugly ass to kill Korosensei AND NEARLY KILL US
This Manga is Awesome: OMG ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YANAGISAWA?!?!
Justice: He is quite ugly
Pseudo Takaoka: I APOLOGIZED THO
Gyaro English: And we let you off easy
Pseudo Takaoka: WAAAAAAAAAAA
Poor Committee Member: Guys seriously just let the man be 🧍‍♂️
Half of Middle 2: Fiiiiine
Rolling Riser: No but honestly if I were to make it as a comedian I'd probably just being those types that give story times
Amazing Monkey: I meeeean
Forever 0: They're alright
Mushroom Director: Better than sex comedians
End of Perversion: OMG STFU
Artsy Bean Pole: YOU STFU DON'T YOU HEAR HOW DUMB YOU SOUND
Amazing Monkey: Yeah they aren't even funny
Home Base: Itona's the type of mf to say "How about that airline food?"
Rolling Riser: Bruh
Womanizing Bastard: The way he started it off with a chicken joke yeah he might as well say shit like that
Rolling Riser: Screw you guys
Stern Lecture: Why do you even want to be a comedian anyways 😭
Rolling Riser: Because. I've committed to becoming the most funniest person in this class.
Rolling Riser: Unfortunately, the jokes of the class go to Nagisa, Maehara, and Terasaka
Gender: MEEEEE?!?! I DON'T EVEN TRY TO BE FUNNY
Womanizing Bastard: YOU MF I AM NOT A FUCKING JOKE
Pseudo Takaoka: ISTG I WILL KILL YOU
Amazing Monkey: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Half of Middle 2: Interesting choices. Why them in particular
Rolling Riser: First of all Nagisa keeps getting mistaken for a girl and is forced to cross dress. Making you the joke
Rolling Riser: But I'll be frank. Nagisa that's not a very funny way to make people laugh
Gender: You couldn't be more fucking right 🙄
Rolling Riser: So that leaves Maehara and Terasaka.
Womanizing Bastard: YES I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY I'M APPARENTLY A JOKE
Poor Committee Member: Not hard to see why ngl
Womanizing Bastard: OMGGGGGGGG 😭 FUCK YOU ISOGAI I HATE YOU
Poor Committee Member: Love you too brah
Womanizing Bastard: NO SHUT UP ONLY I SAY THAT WHEN I PISS YOU OFF
Rolling Riser: Actually... no Isogai has to be with Maehara so he can be funny. So Isogai you'll fill the comedic role with him
Poor Committee Member: WHAT!?!?!
Womanizing Bastard: AHAHAHAHAH WE CAN BOTH BE THE JOKES
Poor Committee Member: NO
Adult Game Protagonist: Wow that's tough. Having to partner with someone just for the sake of comedy.
Tsundere Sniper: At least the two of us are the kind of partners that actually support each other.
Womanizing Bastard: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP
Poor Committee Member: WE GET IT. YOU'RE THE BEST COUPLE EVER. QUIT BRAGGING. 😭
This Manga is Awesome: JESUS y'all didn't even talk for a while until now WHERE WERE YOU TWO
Adult Game Protagonist: We were shooting our targets
Gyaro English: WHAT
Artsy Bean Pole: WTF
Mushroom Director: AW YOU ABSOLUTE KILLING NERDS DO Y'ALL MEAN YOUR HEARTS AS THE TARGETS
Tsundere Sniper: NO HE MEANS LIKE WE WERE TARGET PRACTICING
Justice: Oh... derherher
Half of Middle 2: Yeah cuz snipers duh 🧍‍♂️
End of Perversion: DAMMIT
Justice: What do you mean dammit? 🤨
Rolling Riser: So since it takes both Isogai and Maehara to be funny, they're basically half. All that's left is Terasaka
Loofah: Congratulations Terasaka
Home Base: You're a joke 😁
Pseudo Takaoka: STFU
Rolling Riser: So anyways I'll be heading away now
Half of Middle 2: Hey guys this is just random but ima say something
Forever 0: What's up
Half of Middle 2: I think I'm getting sick 🤧
Forever 0: HUH?!
Gender: WHAT?!?!
Gyaro English: How'd you even get sick 😭
Poor Committee Member: IS EVERYTHING OK?!?!
Half of Middle 2: No I'm cool. Honestly I don't know how
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: THIS SIMPLY WILL NOT DO?!?! I'LL BE MAKING SURE TO GIVE YOU YOUR WORK EACH DAY
Justice: OMG STOP SHOWING UP OUT OF NOWHERE
Gender: Good evening sir
Half of Middle 2: Yeah sure but honestly I'm feeling like. Shit rn
Poison Glasses: Do you want me to come over Karma?
Half of Middle 2: If you want go ahead. Be careful I wouldn't wanna get you sick too
Poison Glasses: I'll be fine. I'll be right over there
Gender: Wait now?!
Poison Glasses: Of course. Or if you want I can come tomorrow since your family is probably there to check on you
Half of Middle 2: Nope they left I'm all alone
Forever 0: Wow 😭
Gender: Another trip?
Half of Middle 2: Yup
Forever 0: Wow so you live alone like me?
Half of Middle 2: Guess so. But it's cool since I have you guys coming over some time. Besides I'll have Okuda
Poison Glasses: Thanks 😊
Half of Middle 2: You should have Nagisa come with you to visit Kayano. Express your love to him
Forever 0: DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT
Gender: I'll just ignore that one statement 💀 But I can come over Kayano
Gender: Actually. Would you be ok to move in to my apartment?
Forever 0: WHAT?!?!?!
Gender: I can just ask my mom if she'll allow it but. Idk if she will since well you guys have seen her
Poison Glasses: She scared me so much 😭
Forever 0: Thank you so much but I think I'll be on my own here
Gender: You sure?
Gyaro English: IDIOT NO SHUT UP! KAYANO THIS IS YOUR CHANCE SO YOU MAKE A MOVE
Gyaro English: Shit this isn't pms
Forever 0: NAKAMURA SHUT UP
Gender: Uh what are you guys talking about..
Forever 0: NOTHING CAN YOU JUST COME OVER 😭
Gender: Yeah of course
Poison Glasses: Guys Karma is in.. a really bad situation. He's having a really bad fever right now.
Womanizing Bastard: Woah you're already there?!
Gyaro English: In a rush huh... excited to see him or what girl 😏
Poison Glasses: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
Gender: Is he on rn?!
Poison Glasses: I just had him laying down. I'm already trying to help him get better but I think it's going to take a while
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Oh dear well this doesn't sound good. Okuda I apologize for this favor I will ask of you in case you were busy but can I trust you to take care of him for the time being? If you can then don't worry I'll be able to send the work to you as well
Poison Glasses: Of course! I'll do what I can to help him. I think I'll go now. Bye sir bye guys
Poison Glasses is now offline
Pseudo Takaoka: Well there she goes
Gender: I hope he'll be ok
Forever 0: Don't worry with Okuda taking care of him he'll be back in no time.
Stern Lecture: You did pick the right student to go and watch him
Poor Committee Member: Yeah pretty clever
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Huh. Oh well that's just partially the reason. The main reason why I chose her is BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE HOW THEIR RELATIONSHIP GROWS!!!!!
Rolling Riser: And there's the punchline
Forever 0: YOU'RE DOING THIS JUST FOR ANOTHER SHIPPENING OF YOURS?!?!?!
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: HAVEN'T YOU GUYS NOTICED?!?! DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE HE'S TRYING TO GET CLOSER TO HER?!?! AND DOESN'T IT SEEM LIKE OKUDA REALLY ADMIRES HIM
Gender: Even if that's true how do you just like pick up on that...
Womanizing Bastard: Ikr
Poor Committee Member: Honestly sir 😭
Rolling Riser: I have a proposal Korosensei
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Oh? Let's hear it!
Rolling Riser: Be my partner so we form a comedic duo
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: HUUUUH?!?! I'M A TEACHER NOT A COMEDIAN DAMMIT
Rolling Riser: Come.. brother... let's rejoice and show the world just how funny we are
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: AAAAAAA STOP I TOLD YOU WE'RE NOT BROTHERS
Poor Committee Member: THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE LAST TIME WHEN ITONA FIRST CAME BUT RATHER THAN POWER IT'S JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY
Forever 0: Look I'm sleepy so I'm just gonna nap rn
Gyaro English: Nagisa there yet?
Forever 0: Yeah why?
Gyaro English: I hope you two cuddle well
Gender: NAKAMURA OMG