Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

7- A roleplay with Mimura

The next day the students are once again getting ready to go to class. At some moment Yada and Kimura were walking together and they talked for a while. Kimura says "Yeah but I still have no clue what Mimura was even thinking about during the last chat." and Yada responds "Yeah I know him and the others were acting so weird." As they get to the front door, they notice something being hanged by a tree, trapped by a net. They go towards the tree, only to see it was Yoshida stuck there, not moving. They both scream "OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD!!!!" Hara comes out saying "Don't worry I just scared him and got him to fall for my trap. That'll show him!" They both look in fear thinking 'She's so scary!' Then Korosensei shows up. "Hi kids how are yo- OH MY GOD MY STUDENT IS DEAD NOOOO!" Hara speaks up "NO Korosensei it's just an assassination attempt I tried on Yoshida you could say." Korosensei sighs while saying "Oh so he's ok phew. In any case get ready for class guys!"

Class was over and they got back on the group chat

Half of Middle 2: BAHAHAHAHA YOSHIDA YOU FUCKING DIED 🗿
Home Base: I said I was joking Hara 😭
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Well at least you learned not to fuck with me
Pseudo Takaoka: Dude you weren't even awake through the first two periods were you ok
Loofah: Yeah you look like you actually died 💀
Poison Glasses: It was the chloroform I gave her
End of Perversion: WAIT WHAT
Flouncy-Stag Beetle: MOM?!
Gender: WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU USE THAT ON HIM
Forever 0: AND WHY WOULD OKUDA EVEN LET HER USE ONE
Poison Glasses: I'M SORRY I didn't know she was gonna use it specifically for Yoshida
Half of Middle 2: You are one scary demon
Gyaro English: Lmao but let's just get to the point
Artsy Bean Pole: The point?
Artsy Bean Pole: OH WAIT SHIT I REMEMBER IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!
Justice: Wait don't tell me
Ponytail and Breasts: Are you guys talking about..
Baseball Freak: Oh no..
Mushroom Director: It's exactly what you guys are thinking
Mushroom Director: Let me say this straight to the point. I wanna do a roleplaying kind of game (specifically the dating sim or some shit) and I already picked the people that will play as their characters in this. Chiba you're the main protagonist.
Adult Game Protagonist: And with that I'm leaving
Mushroom Director: NOT THIS TIME

Private Chat with Chiba and Mimura
Mushroom Director has sent an image
Adult Game Protagonist: WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF ME AND HAYAMI!!?!? AND IT'S US HUGGING TOO WHAT THE FUCK
Mushroom Director: I think you get where I'm coming from this. If you don't participate I'm sending this image in the group chat.
Adult Game Protagonist: YOU SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU
Mushroom Director: I'm sorry my bro but one way or another I wanted this. Now choose carefully. Be a part of this game and keep your love life private or we all see you two in this cute picture and your love life will be revealed early 
Adult Game Protagonist: I will fucking end you once this is over. Let's just get this over with.
Mushroom Director: Yay :)

Back in the group chat
Adult Game Protagonist: K let's just do this
Gender: HE AGREED?!?!
Stern Lecture: MIMURA WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
Amazing Monkey: How did you..
Mushroom Director: ANYWAYS I need 5 more characters. Thankfully Nakamura volunteered to be a character when we were in pms
Gyaro English: This is gonna be fun af
Grandmaster Kanzaki: You said you wanted this to be a sort of dating sim? So does that mean you want the other characters to be female maybe?
Mushroom Director: Yup. So any volunteers? Btw me and Fuwa are the narrators
This Manga is Awesome: Heck yeah
Loofah: WHY DOES SHE GET TO BE A NARRATOR TOO?!
Womanizing Bastard: SO IT WAS A CONFESSION!?!?
Mushroom Director: NO STOP Honestly she just kept begging me and begging me
Rolling Riser: And you just said ok?
Mushroom Director: SHE SPAMMED ME THROUGH THE NIGHT
Poor Committee Member: Understandable Maehara does the same shit to me too
Womanizing Bastard: Bruh
This Manga is Awesome: Actually before we do volunteers Hayami you are definitely gonna be a character.
Tsundere Hayami: No tf
Justice: BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO
Flouncy-Stag Beetle: DIDN'T WE ALREADY ESTABLISH HOW INSEPARABLE YOU TWO ARE
Tsundere Sniper: Um when
Kunugigaoka's Mom: At this point the law requires you two stay together at all costs
Tsundere Sniper: Anyways I'm not sure how y'all got Chiba to even be a part of this but I'm definitely not joining
This Manga is Awesome: Ok Mimura let me handle this

Private Chat with Hayami and Fuwa
This Manga is Awesome has sent an image
Tsundere Sniper: ...
Tsundere Sniper: WERE YOU STALKING US
This Manga is Awesome: I think you can comprehend that I am currently blackmailing you and that if you don't join I'll send this to everyone here
Tsundere Sniper: I hate you so much

Back in group chat
Tsundere Sniper: Whatever let's do this
Gender: NO WAY
Forever 0: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS
Mushroom Director: So that's three characters. I wouldn't mind having a few more.
Grandmaster Kanzaki: I'd like to be a part of this
Baseball Freak: WAIT WHAT?! BUT THEN PEOPLE MIGHT SHIP YOU WITH CHIBA
Tsundere Sniper: I'll fucking kill you
Baseball Freak: WAIT HUH WHY ME
Gyaro English: Ooh she's not just tsundere she's yandere ;)
Tsundere Sniper: SHUT UP
Half of Middle 2: But wow Sugino I hope you're able to handle this
Baseball Freak: NOOOOOOOO
This Manga is Awesome: Alright nice you are now part of this roleplay :)
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Yay :D
This Manga is Awesome: Welp since there are no other volunteers let's pick. Ok we need the energetic girl. SO KAYANO YOU'RE UP
Forever 0: I'm not ok with that
Half of Middle 2: Don't worry even when you roleplay with Chiba it won't change your everloving... want me to continue?
Forever 0: NONONONONO PLEASE NO OK I'LL DO IT
Gender: Kayano is there something wrong?
Forever 0: No.. not at all I'm fine Nagisa ☺️
Mushroom Director: Yes we are progressing 😼
This Manga is Awesome: Alright an UwU shy girl is also necessary. Okuda let's go
Poison Glasses: Huh?? Um not thanks
Half of Middle 2: Never call her a fucking UwU
Adult Game Protagonist: Yeah cringe
This Manga is Awesome: Anyways Okuda if you don't participate I'll tell everyone your crush 😈
Poison Glasses: I don't think I have one
Stern Lecture: Huh?
Amazing Monkey: But I thought
This Manga is Awesome: Fine uh.. I'll break every equipment for chemistry
Poison Glasses: NOOOOOO OK OK I'LL DO IT
Pseudo Takaoka: FOR FUCKING CHEMICAL EQUIPMENT YOU BABY
Poison Glasses: THEY'RE NOT JUST EQUIPMENT YOU IDIOT
Half of Middle 2: BAHAHAHA SHE CALLED YOU AN IDIOT 😭
Gyaro English: She's learning how to be violent nice 👍
Pseudo Takaoka: 😢
Mushroom Director: Alrigth we got Chiba, then we got the girls Nakamura, Kanzaki, Hayami, Kayano, and Okuda. I think that's enough.
Half of Middle 2: I'll let you have one more just for the sake of it.
Half of Middle 2: Nagisa that's your cue
Gender: HELL NO
This Manga is Awesome: As much as how funny and nice that'd be, I think we have enough for this roleplay so no thanks
Half of Middle 2: Aw man 😔
Gender: Eat shit Karma
Rolling Riser: What now?
Mushroom Director: Right so let me explain. Me and Fuwa will be narrating the plot and the characters. But of course I want you characters to talk and roleplay too. However there will be circumstances where I give out an option like, will Chiba give present or not. When I give stuff like that everyone of the audience will vote and choose which answer. Majority rules and we'll narrate further on. You guys understand?
Poor Committee Member: Holy shit that's so explicit
Ponytail and Breasts: You were really planning this for a while huh?
Mushroom Director: ANYWAYS WITH ALL OF THAT BEING SAID LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Adult Game Protagonist: Why am I still alive
Tsundere Sniper: My thoughts exactly