Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

8- Dating sim roleplay (part 1)

Mushroom Director: UHLLLLLLET'S GET READY TOOO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Adult Game Protagonist: I want to commit die.
This Manga is Awesome: OK LET ME START WHATEVER THE FUCK WERE ABOUT TO DO I really have no idea where to go with this.
Home Base: Bruh but wtf this is some doki doki shit
Mushroom Director: BE QUIET
This Manga is Awesome: Ok let's do this um. So a boy named Ryuunosuke Chiba is now enrolling at a famous school. But the difference is uh
This Manga is Awesome: WAIT NO. IT'S AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL
Adult Game Protagonist: DO YOU NOT SEE HOW RIDICULOUS THIS IS THAT'S LITERALLY A CLICHE CRINGE TOPIC
This Manga is Awesome: OMG FIIINE A NORMAL SCHOOL
This Manga is Awesome: He went to step inside and Chiba is currently upset but goes anyways. Ok Chiba say something
Adult Game Protagonist: 🖕🥶
Mushroom Director: Guess I should send the picture
Adult Game Protagonist: JESUS OK. Um this sucks
Gender: Pic? IS THAT WHAT YOU DID TO KEEP THEM AT BAY YOU BLACKMAILED THEM?!
This Manga is Awesome: Yes ANYWAYS REMEMBER USE QUOTATION MARKS
Adult Game Protagonist: OH MY FUCKING GOD "God I didn't wanna be here."
Adult Game Protagonist: Btw I'm referring to both in the roleplay and the gc rn so fuck you all
Gender: Um what are we even supposed to do?
Mushroom Director: You'll see later. Anyways. So as Chiba walks towards, he steps into the school. As he walks he then gets his schedule and stuff etc. Suddenly he bumps into someone. He bumped into a girl name Rinka Hayami.
Tsundere Sniper: I'm cringing so hard this is stupid
Mushroom Director: Don't care. NOW SAY SOMETHING
Tsundere Sniper: I want to die "Sorry for bumping into you."
Mushroom Director: Now you Chiba
Adult Game Protagonist: ... "No it's fine."
Mushroom Director: Suddenly they both look each other in the eyes. They were both flustered as they gazed together at each other. For Chiba even though his eyes were covered, it's like she could still see him directly in the eyes~
Adult Game Protagonist: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS BULLSHIT
Tsundere Sniper: Kill me Kill me Kill me Kill me Kill me Kill me
Half of Middle 2: This is cringey but LMAO YES
This Manga is Awesome: They stop looking at each other and then they turn around bashfully. Hayami tells him that she has to go, all while still being nervous. Ok go Hayami
Tsundere Sniper: I'M NOT EVEN THAT SHY STOP MAKING ME ALL GIRLY "I need to go now"
This Manga is Awesome: But then Chiba tries asking where his class is and subconsciously grabs her arm. She blushes and quickly reverts her arm back, calling him a baka. Ok say something
Tsundere Sniper: I'm going to fucking kill you two hell no
This Manga is Awesome: Ok I guess you don't mind if I send the pic 😍
Tsundere Sniper: I wish my gun had actual ammunition "Don't grab my arm like that."
Artsy Bean Pole: I'm actually curious about the pic now
Tsundere Sniper: Be quiet
This Manga is Awesome: HAYAMI WAIT DO THE LINE AGAIN IT WAS NOT TSUNDERE ENOUGH
Tsundere Sniper: 🤬🔫 "D-don't touch me idiot!"
Gyaro English: BAHAHAHAA YES YES GIRL
Tsundere Sniper: Fuck off
This Manga is Awesome: Chiba bashfully apologizes as he bows then proceeds to ask her about his schedule. OK GO CHIBA
Adult Game Protagonist: YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE SOME DOOFUS BRO "Ah I'm sorry. Anyways can you please tell me where my class is?"
This Manga is Awesome: She looks at his schedule and sees it's the same class as hers. She smiles while telling him about his class being the same as hers. Ok go Hayami
Tsundere Sniper: "What do you know it's the same class as I have."
Mushroom Director: Chiba sees her smiling, then she immediately changes her attitude telling him that she was totally not pleased by it. Of course she's lying. Again Hayami. But make sure you have that tsundere attitude too don't forget.
Tsundere Sniper: I'm not a FUCKING TSUNDERE "Don't get the wrong idea it's not like I was happy having you on my class too."
End of Perversion: 😩👄👌
Tsundere Sniper: Okajima stfu
Mushroom Director: Anyways. She shows him the way and they step inside the class. Only to see how small the amount of students there were in class. And they were all girls. Those were Kaede Kayano the cheerful girl, Manami Okuda the UwU shy girl, Yukiko Kanzaki the popular and beautiful girl, and Rio Nakamura the yandere girl.
Half of Middle 2: STOP CALLING OKUDA UWU🗿
Gyaro English: Wtf yandere what is this shit 😈
Forever 0: I just wanna get this over with.
Mushroom Director: All of the girls greet him. EVERYONE SAY SOMETHING AND DON'T FORGET TO KEEP YOUR ROLEPLAYING TRAITS
Forever 0: Uh "Hiya! I'm Kayano it's so nice to meet ya!"
Grandmaster Kanzaki: "Welcome to our class it's so nice to have you here! I'm Kanzaki and I look forward to being with you today as well"
Poison Glasses: Omg let me guess I have to stutter "H-hi there I-I'm Okuda.."
Gyaro English: "Hey dude I'm Nakamura if you pay no attention to me I'll cut you in your sleep 😼"
Adult Game Protagonist: BITCH WTF
Gender: Woah wtFf
Baseball Freak: NO STOP KANZAKI
Artsy Bean Pole: lmfao
Womanizing Bastard: Omg Chiba you're surrounded by so many girls you're pulling in thots rn 🤤
Mushroom Director: Chiba stutters while greeting them too. Ok Chiba
Adult Game Protagonist: Bruh "Oh h-hi I'm Chiba."
Mushroom Director: Meanwhile Hayami looks with jealousy and tells them they should sit now. Go Hayami
Tsundere Sniper: WITH JEALOUSY?! PLS STOP "Anyways we need to sit down now. We gotta wait till the teacher gets here."
Mushroom Director: As Chiba sits all the other girls sit by him
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Oh my
Forever 0: YOU'RE MAKING US SOUND LIKE HOES
Mushroom Director: All the girls look at each other and knew what was going on. At the same time they all then tried to ask him if they'd like to go out tonight. OK SAY SOMETHING AS IF YOU ALL BRIBING HIM
Poison Glasses: WE'RE ALREADY TRYING TO ASK HIM OUT?!
Pseudo Takaoka: 😭
Forever 0: Pls don't think of me as a simp "Let's go together Chiba! It'd be so much fun to hang out with you!"
Grandmaster Kanzaki: "If you'd like *touches hand* you could spend time with me I'd be so happy if you came with me
Baseball Freak: KILL MEEEEEEEEE
This Manga is Awesome: HOLY SHIT KANZAKI THAT'S AWESOME ACTING PERFECT
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Thank you 😊
Forever 0: bruh
This Manga is Awesome: Oh right you're an actor LOL
Gyaro English: "Go out with me or else I'll kill everyone here! Also I'll cut you in your sleep 😼"
Adult Game Protagonist: STOP SAYING YOU'LL CUT ME
Tsundere Sniper: "Why don't we go out together. Not that I like you or anything."
Poison Glasses: "I-I wouldn't mind if the two of us spent time together..." *nervously taps fingers*
Gender: NOOOO DON'T FALL INTO THE UWU BOTTOM HOOOOLE
Poison Glasses: I'm sorry Nagisa but I have to otherwise Mimura and Fuwa will break the chemistry equipment 😭
Pseudo Takaoka: What a pussy
Poison Glasses: I am politely asking you to shut the fuck up you piece of shit
Gender: WOAH OKUDA?!
Forever 0: MANAMI?!?!?!
Rolling Riser: OH MY GOOOD!!!!!
Justice: OKUDA YES!!!!
Amazing Monkey: GIRL OMG
Half of Middle 2: YES OKUDA
Gyaro English: THAT'S RIGHT SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS
Pseudo Takaoka: 😢I was joking but being told to stfu by OKUDA. That. That hurts me
Mushroom Director: Ok let's get back to roleplay BUT LMAO YES OKUDA. As they all ask Chiba now has to decide which girl to go out with.
This Manga is Awesome: OK THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN GUYS (except the ones roleplay and me and Mimura) Now you all are gonna type one of the girls' names so it determines who Chiba will go out with. NOW DO IT
Half of Middle 2: Lol ez. Nakamura
Gyaro English: mf
Gender: Hayami
Baseball Freak: Hayami
Tsundere Sniper: Bruh
End of Perversion: Kanzaki
Baseball Freak: YOU LITTLE SHIT
Justice: Kanzaki just to piss Sugino off
Baseball Freak: MOOOOOOOO
Baseball Freak: NOOOOOOOO
Gyaro English: OMG GUYS Sugino is a cow 😳
Artsy Bean Pole: Sugino a cow confirmed? 😳
Baseball Freak: SHUT UP
Artsy Bean Pole: Anyways. Hayami
Ponytail and Breasts: Kayano
Forever 0: WHAT?! THE ANSWER IS CLEARLY HAYAMI WHY ME
Tsundere Sniper: Omg
Ponytail and Breasts: just trolling lol
Poor Committee Member: Hayami
Amazing Monkey: Hayami
Stern Lecture: Hayami
Glasses (Explosives): Hayami
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: Hayami!
Womanizing Bastard: Hayami
Tsundere Sniper: BRO WHY ME
Womanizing Bastard: Why are you even asking. You guys are meant to be
Gyaro English: And besides you know you're slightly happy to be picked for Chiba
Tsundere Sniper: I hate you
Half of Middle 2: Hmm you aren't denying it Hayami?
Tsundere Sniper: OMG STFU
Kunugigaoka's Mom: OKUDA cuz no one's picking her
Poison Glasses: Dammit
Rolling Riser: Hayami
Moe Box: Hayami
Tsundere Sniper: YOU TOO RITSU?!
Pseudo Takaoka: Okuda for scaring me
Poison Glasses: I guess I'm using the chloroform again
Pseudo Takaoka: OH SHIT FUCK OK I'LL CHANGE
Poison Glasses: No it's fine forget about it
Half of Middle 2: Scared by Okuda? Bruh you're the pussy
Pseudo Takaoka: BE QUIET
Loofah: Kayano
Forever 0: FOR WHAT
Loofah: idk
Home Base: Kanzaki
Baseball Freak : STOOOOOP
The Darkness of Class E: Hayami
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Hayami
Tsundere Sniper: KOROSENSEI?!?!
Gyaro English: LMAO TF YOU DOIN HERE
Gender: Hi sir
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Greetings Nagisa and everyone else. ALSO MIMURA SAID HIMSELF EVERYONE ELSE WOULD DO VOTES. THAT INCLUDES ME TOO
Mushroom Director: You know what yeah sure
Tsundere Sniper: That's not my issue. MY ISSUE IS YOU'RE READING THIS ENTIRE THING
Ponytail and Breasts: You are so gonna use this for your novel
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Yes indeed!! Anyways I'll be observing now. Continue on go on.
Mushroom Director: Anyways since Hayami got the most votes here now Chiba has picked Hayami. Ok Chiba say something.
Adult Game Protagonist: Jesus Christ "I think I'd like to go out with Hayami."
This Manga is Awesome: Hayami looks in surprise, blushing while looking away, appearing as if she was smiling a bit
Half of Middle 2: And I bet she's smiling rn
Tsundere Sniper: Again 🤬🔫
This Manga is Awesome: The other girls look in disappointment. Say something girls
Forever 0: uh "Awww man! Maybe next time ok?!"
Grandmaster Kanzaki: "I see that's too bad. I was hoping I'd at least get to know you more" *fiddles with hair*
This Manga is Awesome: You're awesome af Kanzaki
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Thank you!
Baseball Freak: Why can't you ever speak to me like that 😭
Mushroom Director: Silence simp!
Baseball Freak: I'M NOT A SIMP
Gyaro English: "You picked her over me?! Oh well say bye bye to everyone you know and love before going to bed.." 😼
Adult Game Protagonist: OK NAKAMURA JUST FUCKING STOP ENOUGH WITH KILLING ME IN MY SLEEP IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE
Gyaro English: 🖕😂
Poison Glasses: "Oh that's too bad, it's fine I'm used to being left alone..."
Forever 0: Okuda 😭
Mushroom Director: Alright. So then school is over and Hayami and Chiba meet up as they go toooo? Everyone in the audience pick the setting. Amusement Park? Café? Ramen Bar? Or Regular Park?
Gender: I guess a regular park
Poor Committee Member: Café
Stern Lecture: Cafe
Justice: Amusement Park
Flouncy-Stag Beetle: Amusement Park!
Half of Middle 2: Ramen Bar
Rolling Riser: Ez. Any other choices but the ramen bar. I give it zero stars guys
Loofah: Itona you're a little bitch. Anyways RAMEN BAAAAARRRR
Home Base: What Itona said
The Darkness of Class E: What Itona said
Pseudo Takaoka: What Itona said
Loofah: YOU MFS I HATE YOU ALL
Ponytail and Breasts: Café
Amazing Monkey: Café
Womanizing Bastard: Amusement Park
Glasses (Explosives): Depends on what kind of café. Like a maid café. Am I right Takaoka? 😎
Pseudo Takaoka: SHHHH SHUT UP
Gyaro English: Yo what
Rolling Riser: I called it. Pay me Muramatsu
Loofah: FUCK
Pseudo Takaoka: NO STOP IGNORE THAT!!!
Half of Middle 2: We'll talk about that later >:)
Artsy Bean Pole: ANYYYWAYYSYSYSYSYSYS café
End of Perversion: Maybe Café
Baseball Freak: Regular Park?
Kunugigaoka's Mom: Café
Moe Box: Café
This Manga is Awesome: I'm just curious and also rn since this is only for Chiba and Hayami. The other girls but Hayami can respond too.
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Café
Baseball Freak: ACTUALLY I change my mind Kanzaki is right I choose café
Gender: You really have it bad dude
Gyaro English: LOL TO HAVE NAGISA SAY THAT?! YEAH YOU ARE A SIMP ACCEPT IT
Baseball Freak: STOP
Poison Glasses: Ramen Bar
Pseudo Takaoka: Okuda you seriously hate me since you're going for the opposite I say
Poison Glasses: I honestly picked for my own free will but yeah I guess that too cuz fuck you
Half of Middle 2: I FUCKING LOVE YOU OKUDA YES 😭
Gyaro English: SHE IS LEARNING WELL 👍
Gender: Okuda please don't fall low
Poison Glasses: I'm sorry was that too much
Half of Middle 2: Yeah maybe a little but I'M COOL WITH THIS LOL. But please don't change your actual self I like your usual self
Poison Glasses: Oh thank you 😊
Gender: Wow how nice I see why she looks up to you
Gyaro English: Mad sus?
Half of Middle 2: Don't even go there
Gyaro English: Café
Forever 0: Actually same! Café cuz like I feel like it's a place those two would go to a lot especially
Gyaro English: Ikr
Adult Game Protagonist: You're not wrong
Gyaro English: YO WAIT ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU TWO HAVE GONE OUT TOGETHER AT A CAFÉ
Adult Game Protagonist: NO I WAS SPEAKING HYPOTHETICALLY
Half of Middle 2: Yeah sure 😈
Tsundere Sniper: You're such an idiot Chiba
Adult Game Protagonist: ME?!
Tsundere Sniper: Yes you
Gyaro English: "But you're my idiot and that's why I love you.."
Tsundere Sniper: STOP I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Gyaro English: I seriously do not believe that at all
Mushroom Director: Same actually I'm positively 120% sure that at some point before or maybe in the future. That has been said.
Tsundere Sniper: No and it never will now let's just fucking finish this already.
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: HOLD ON NOW!!! I choose café as well
Tsundere Sniper: Oh right you're here too
This Manga is Awesome: Alright let's do this!!
Gyaro English: Dude I'm tired this rp is taking so fucking long
Grandmaster Kanzaki: Aww already?
Mushroom Director: HUH?!
Poor Committee Member: Yeah I do have other stuff to do and I don't wanna spend my whole day rn just looking at this cringe worthy shit. Don't get me wrong though I'm lmao rn
This Manga is Awesome: BUT BUT GUUUUYS
Mushroom Director: Nah you know what Fuwa it's fine we'll just pm and pretend we're the snipers
Adult Game Protagonist: Fuck off
Mushroom Director: THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M THROUGH!!! I WANNA SEE THE ENDING TO THIS
This Manga is Awesome: Yeah and besides I think personally this chapter is going too long rn so let's just finish this roleplay with the final part where they will confess their love together.
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Oooh I can't wait
Adult Game Protagonist: Oh no
Tsundere Sniper: I'm not ready for this shit
Gender: Wait Fuwa what do you mean this chapter?
This Manga is Awesome: Anyways we'll just make the last part of this ridiculous roleplay lmao and we'll go through the end together
Gender: FUWA SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE YOU GETTI-

Thanks for reading this long ass chapter omg