Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

13- Itona's past ramen experiences

The next day on Saturday...

Gender: Wow I can't move
This Manga is Awesome: What you talkin bout?
Half of Middle 2: Good morning 😁 I'm gonna assume Kayano's hugging you?
Gender: HOW TF
Gyaro English: WAIT SHIT FR?!
Gender: She's still asleep and I don't wanna wake her 😅
Grandmaster Kanzaki: That's so sweet I wonder if she was dreaming
Baseball Freak: She was probably trying to hug him regardless lmao
Rolling Riser: Wtf
Pseudo Takaoka: What's up
Rolling Riser: I... don't believe this I'm dreaming I have to be
The Darkness of Class E: What do you mean?
Rolling Riser: I went to Muramatsu's disgusting ramen place again
Loofah: BRUH
Rolling Riser: No but... I actually... found it edible
Artsy Bean Pole: HUUUUHHHU?!?!??!
Home Base: IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gender: No way...
Rolling Riser: This is a dream it has to be
Justice: Yup there's no other way this is a dream
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: WAKE UP ITONAAAA
Loofah: OMG JUST ACCEPT I BECAME GOOD COOK FUCKER. Btw I want you to know I specifically made it myself by my choice and ingredients and how to use them, not by my dad. So what can I saaaay except your welcome.
Adult Game Protagonist: Kill yourself I HATE DISNEY MOVIES
Tsundere Sniper: You say that yet you always sing the songs for your little sister you look like you actually enjoy it it's so cute 😏
Adult Game Protagonist: STFU I HATE THOSE SONGS FR
End of Perversion: Woah so now we know Chiba loves kids movies 😜
Adult Game Protagonist: 🖕
Gyaro English: Don't fucking act like we didn't see that Rinka. CUTE?!?!! 😍
Tsundere Sniper: Here we go again
Womanizing Bastard: EXPLAIIINN!!!!!
Adult Game Protagonist: Want me to just tell them?
Tsundere Sniper: Yeah sure
Adult Game Protagonist: K guys we're official now so stop bothering us
This Manga is Awesome: OMG
Gyaro English: UMMMM WHAT?!?!?
Amazing Monkey: FRRRR???!
Stern Lecture: CONGRATULATIONS
Womanizing Bastard: LESGOOOOOO
Grandmaster Kanzaki: I'm so happy for you two 👏
Half of Middle 2: Holy shit 👺
Mushroom Director: Wait what I thought y'all been going out
Tsundere Sniper: Those were just dates but this time we went out and said it
Adult Game Protagonist: Mhm
Gyaro English: What do you mean "so you can stop bothering us"
Kunugigaoka's Mom: WE GONNA KEEP WANTING THE SAUCE AND KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU TWO
Artsy Bean Pole: WHO TF CONFESSED FIRST
Adult Game Protagonist: Uh
Tsundere Sniper: Honestly, we both just looked at each other for a while and knew so.. I guess we sort of said it at the same time
Forever 0: I just woke up what's going on. I'm with Nagisa rn
Gender: Uh. Oof.
Half of Middle 2: What happened
Gender: I told her she was hugging me when she slept. She fainted for some reason. She looks hot should I be worried?
Poor Committee Member: No I get the feeling she'll be fine
Stern Lecture: And happy
Forever 0: I'm bavk
Justice: Bavk. Lmao
Forever 0: STOP!!! ANYWAYS SO THE SNIPERS ARE NOW A THING?!?!?!
Tsundere Sniper: Yes
Justice: Just... how was the kiss
Adult Game Protagonist: UH. NO I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT
Mushroom Director: Forgetting I have a pic of you and Hayami. ACTUALLY BRUH IF YOU GUYS ARE OFFICIAL THEN THERE SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM WITH ME SENDING IT
Adult Game Protagonist: NO STOP. Uh. I mean. HOW TF IS A KISS SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE
Gyaro English: How many hits dumbass
Tsundere Sniper: I started the hits. I tried slowly and did 20. At first I threw him off and then he followed along but... he just... omg
Artsy Bean Pole: HUH?!
End of Perversion: WHAT DID YOU DOOOO??!!?
Adult Game Protagonist: God I wanna die
Tsundere Sniper: He fucking went deeper and did fucking 30 hits. That's the same amount as Professor Bitch 😭
Half of Middle 2: HOLY SHIT YOU WAS EXCITED HUH????
Rolling Riser: I'm proud
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: It was kinda fishy you know. When we had class yesterday I couldn't help but feel y'all got more happier when together. Hearing you guys I now know y'all weren't a thing already there but it looked to me like y'all wanted to and we're about to confess
Adult Game Protagonist: What gave it away that we were gonna try asking each other out?
Tsundere Sniper: And about how we got happier
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: I know it wasn't any of my business but
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: I couldn't help but notice Rinka rubbing her head onto you when y'all were hugging. Like a cat 👁👄👁
Tsundere Sniper: WHAT THE FUCK
Adult Game Protagonist: WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU WATCHING
Mushroom Director: BAGAHAHAHAGAHAA
Ponytail and Breasts: OMG THAT'S SO CUTE I WISH I SAWWWWW
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: I'M SORRY I JUST GOT SUSPICIOUS AND I WANTED TO SEE IF Y'ALL WERE OK!! AND THEN I SAW YOU TOO!!!
Artsy Bean Pole: Y'all sound like you guys are about to do some cheesy shit I can't wait 🚶‍♂️
Gyaro English: My god Rinka you was extra excited to get your paws on him 😍🥵
Tsundere Sniper: SHUT UP
Adult Game Protagonist: Ughhhhh I hate you all so much. K Ima shower so brb
Adult Game Protagonist: HAHAHAHAH
Tsundere Sniper: Bruh HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO ACT NATURAL
Gender: WHAT
Adult Game Protagonist: I was shirtless. Just heading to the restroom. She reacted so funny she immediately hid herself on the bed covers
Tsundere Sniper: I FORGOT YOU WERE SHIRTLESS STOP MESSING WITH ME
Justice: MAMAAAAA
Home Base: OOOOOOOOOOO
Ponytail and Breasts: Why the fuck are you two singing 😭
Gyaro English: YO HOLD UP SO Y'ALL ACTUALLY HAD SEX?!!?!?!!???!? 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Adult Game Protagonist: NO It was just too hot
Baseball Freak: I know for sure y'all were hugging in your sleep like the assassin simp
Forever 0: SUGINO YOU CRINGE KANZAKI SIMP
Baseball Freak: STFU YOU FLAT RABBIT
Adult Game Protagonist: Anyways ima shower now
Baseball Freak: HOLD ON SO Y'ALL WERE HUGGING OR NOT?!?!
Adult Game Protagonist: Bye loser
Tsundere Sniper: I'm just gonna stick around
Half of Middle 2: Make sure the sheets are clean while you're at it
Tsundere Sniper: OMG WE DID NOT HAVE SEX SHUT UP
Rolling Riser: Anyways as much as I love seeing the snipers so vulnerable I want to talk about how I still can't believe how Muramatsu's ramen was actually something to be able to eat
Loofah: Fuck you but haha fuck you but thank you
Amazing Monkey: That was a weird shift in topic going from ramen to snipers. Nice to see they're finally going out tho
Rolling Riser: That was... probably my second favorite ramen so far.
Loofah: SECOND?!?!?!?
Rolling Riser: I went to a few different ramen bars. I think I've traveled over 7 in total so far
Poor Committee Member: Wow what are you a ramen connoisseur
Rolling Riser: Anyways the first one I went to. They put a shit ton of garlic there 🤢 like they put an excessive amount of it there
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: GARLIC IS AWESOME WDYM
Justice: HUH?! KURAHASHI?!?!
Gender: Wow that sounds tough
Kunugigaoka's Mom: I'm sorry you had to suffer Itona
Rolling Riser: Literally I could smell it from afar too that's how much garlic they put
Home Base: Oh Itona 😩
Loofah: This actually hurts my soul who does that to ramen
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: Sounds tasty tho
Ponytail and Breasts: 💀
Rolling Riser: Anyways the second one I went to. Soup was delicious af way more than Muramatsu's. But the noodles. 🗿
Rolling Riser: Actually now that I think about it, that one probably had the worst noodles I've tried
Loofah: Jesus what happened to the noodles
Rolling Riser: It didn't even look like noodles more like sludge in a soup
Gender: EW
Tsundere Sniper: Wow you must have suffered a lot to get to where you are now to have an edible ramen
Poison Glasses: WHY AM I STILL IN KARMA'S ROOM?!?!!
Half of Middle 2: Wakey wakey sleeping beauty how did you sleep 😁
Poison Glasses: Honestly I slept very well. BUT THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION WHY AM I HERE?! IS THIS YOUR BED KARMA?!?!
Half of Middle 2: Yeah, being the oh very nice man I am as usual 😇
Tsundere Sniper: Stfu
Gyaro English: OOH OOH OKUDA KAYANO TOLD ME HE CARRIED YOU TO HIS ROOM
Forever 0: HE DID HE DID!!!!
Half of Middle 2: I'm going to murder you two
Poison Glasses: HUH?!! WHY
Half of Middle 2: Again out of kindness 😇
Poison Glasses: You could've at least had me sleep in the couch I wouldn't have mind at all 😔
Poison Glasses: Wait Kayano Nakamura how did you two know?
Gyaro English: Kayano told me
Forever 0: Yeah uh.. I got stuck sleeping here
Gender: Yeah same
Poison Glasses: Oh so where did you guys sleep
Poison Glasses: Wait I think I know the answer...
Half of Middle 2: THEY SLEPT TOGETHER 😁 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN KAYANO IN HER SLEEP SHE WAS HUGGING HIM TIGHT AF 😍
Forever 0: OMGGGG STOP
Gender: You come up with so many ways don't you
Gender: Actually that reminds me. WHY TF ARE ME AND KAYANO STILL LOCKED IN THE GUEST ROOM MF
Poison Glasses: You guys are locked? I just left to get an orange juice.
Gender: THAT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
Half of Middle 2: I'm sorry but I wanna know what happens to a horny Nagisa simp stuck with Nagisa
Gender: Horny..?
Forever 0: I'M NOT A FUCKING SIMP NOR AM I HORNY!!!!
Half of Middle 2: Literally I remember so clearly last night when Nagisa said he was gonna shower you suggested that you two bath together. 100% HORNY
Forever 0: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK MR. FUCK EVERYONE BUT PRAISE GLASSES GIRLS
Half of Middle 2: Nice try you can't embarrass me 😋 Btw I don't praise mf
Poison Glasses: So you guys were talking about Itona's ramen times? ALSO THE SNIPERS ARE A THING NOW?!?!?!
Tsundere Sniper: Yeah
Poison Glasses: I'm so happy for you Hayami I always figured you two could go out soon 😊
Tsundere Sniper: Thank you
Tsundere Sniper: Wait huh. Literally we only just confessed last night how would you guys know
Gyaro English: Girl this is what you two dense idiots need to know
Tsundere Sniper: DENSE?! That's just Ryuu
Gyaro English: WE ALL LITERALLY SHIPPED YOU TWO THE MOMENT WE HEARD OF YOU TWO AS PARTNERS
Tsundere Sniper: WHY?!
Adult Game Protagonist: I'M NOT FUCKING DENSE ALSO I THOUGHT WE LEARNED NOT TO SHIP DURING THE TEST OF COURAGE
Gyaro English: Oh Chiba you sussy retarded baka 🤪
Adult Game Protagonist: I'm going to kill you
Mushroom Director: But basically. It just made sense like. Y'all were not discreet at all. We just knew y'all were bound by the red thread of fate or some shit
Womanizing Bastard: Yup yup
Tsundere Sniper: Wow ok
Adult Game Protagonist: Also thanks Okuda
Poison Glasses: Yeah! So about Itona
Rolling Riser: Yes I will now go back to where I left off
Adult Game Protagonist: Rinka's showering now so I'm just texting here
Gender: K
Gyaro English: Go in there with her
Adult Game Protagonist: WE JUST STARTED GOING OUT FUCK NO
Tsundere Sniper: I just saw this before going to the shower. Rio stfu
Gyaro English: 🥲
Rolling Riser: So this third one I went to. It was a pretty cheap ass one. The building looked like it was gonna fall off. I think it was about to go out of business
Adult Game Protagonist: Wait I think I know what you mean. Was it that one over beside the small ass game store?
Rolling Riser: YOU KNOW!?!?
Adult Game Protagonist: Bro I told Rinka about it. IT WAS SO GOOD!! IDFK HOW BUT IT WAS JUST GOOD
Loofah: WAIT FR I HAVEN'T HEARD OF THAT
Rolling Riser: Yeah. That's the one. Out of the seven that one was my most favorite. I loved the ramen there
Home Base: Wow that sounds so nice
Half of Middle 2: How come I haven't heard of it 🤨
Rolling Riser: Idk. But yeah it was out of business and eventually they changed the store into some ice cream place. Ice cream was good but. That ramen. Omg
Adult Game Protagonist: Yeah that was one of the best ones I had. I still hate how it's not there anymore. Hopefully they make another store of it
Rolling Riser: I think the store was called "Some Ramen Bar."
Adult Game Protagonist: OH YEAH IT WAS
Moe Box: I've looked through about it. Yeah there were only just a few customers that ever went. You and Itona were one of the top customers. But still they didn't make enough money, not many customers came over, eventually it was to be changed to that ice cream shop you spoke of.
Rolling Riser: That was literally the best one. I'm crying rn
Poor Committee Member: I would've loved to come there too
Rolling Riser: So the fourth one. God holy shit
Amazing Monkey: Huh
Rolling Riser: First of all it was another ramen bar that wasn't edible. For some reason they put a shit ton of cheese there
Gender: ON RAMEN?!?!
Mushroom Director: AYO wdym
Artsy Bean Pole: Haven't you heard? There can never be too much cheese 🤤
Rolling Riser: Well guess what. This is the first place where putting too much cheese actually exists
End of Perversion: Wow fuck you
Kunugigaoka's Mom: At least you're not into pudding ramen. Right Kayano? 🤩
Forever 0: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Justice: Knowing Kayano she would so eat something like that
Forever 0: Wooooow ok 😔
Rolling Riser: Fifth one I went to. Had another unusual ingredient if you asked me
Pseudo Takaoka: This is literally one of the most interesting stories I've heard
The Darkness of Class E: Yeah I'm used to horror stories but I'm actually hooked up to this
Womanizing Bastard: Maybe cuz of the fact that you don't usually hear Itona ramble like this
Rolling Riser: Anyways. First of all it was a pretty good ramen but they also put mushrooms
Poison Glasses: Uh
Forever 0: MUSHROOMS?!?
This Manga is Awesome: Hear that Mimura? It's your home go to it now
Mushroom Director: BRO WTF
Justice: HAHAHAHA YOUR USERNAME IS FITTING THIS SO WELL IT'S THE MUSHROOM DIRECTOR
Stern Lecture: Could he actually be the one in charge of the mushroom ramen bar?!
Mushroom Director: You assholes 😭
Rolling Riser: That was probably my third favorite ramen bar actually
Pseudo Takaoka: ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS
Mushroom Director: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAG FUCK YOU ALL REJECT CHEESE EMBRACE MUSHROOM
Stern Lecture: Wow it seems like you really lived up to being the mushroom director
End of Perversion: REJECT CHEESE?!??
Artsy Bean Pole: YOU MF
Rolling Riser: Sixth one. It was another ok ramen bar. Felt neutral about it. Wasn't that good but wasn't awful. But I mostly remember this place cuz of something weird that happened
Womanizing Bastard: Interesting. Do tell
Rolling Riser: One of the workers had messed up the order as she was making the ramen. The guy next to her panicked and tried to find something to fix this and caused pans to fall out, followed by the girl also panicking and, they literally fucked everything up. The soup fell on them, the cabinets broke. Idk how but. They just panicked a lot
Gender: Wow I hope they're ok
Rolling Riser: I remember I just looked at those two. And they looked back at me. And I just stopped looking at them and continued to eat the ramen. It was good. I gave them the empty bowl and left
Half of Middle 2: I'm laughing at how accurate this is cuz Itona would so stay calm in a situation like this  lmao.
Rolling Riser: And here we are today with the last one. Muramatsu's disgusting ramen bar. Only this time it was actually edible
Loofah: Yes yes 👍
Rolling Riser: I still think I'm dreaming tho
Loofah: Wow asshole. Btw I want you to know my dad still hates that I'm changing it all up and he wants me to do stuff his way. So Ima have to keep doing what he does. That's why whenever you want to get some ramen here, I'll give a time so when he's busy I can make you some
Rolling Riser: Thanks. Actually. I could go for some now I'm heading over right now bye.
Loofah: WAIT!!!!
Loofah: UUUGHHGGG OK fine I'm doing this bye guys.
Forever 0: Alright talk to y'all later guys.
Forever 0: Karma can you open the door now?!
Half of Middle 2: Sorry me and Okuda already went out we're getting some groceries
Forever 0: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Gender: WHAT IF WE STARVE
Half of Middle 2: Don't worry I left some cookies and crates of school milk there so eat up
Gender: I hate you so much Karma
Half of Middle 2: Love you too bro 😎
Half of Middle 2: Oh don't worry Kayano don't get mad I know you still have your sight I won't get in the way 👹
Forever 0: UGGGHHH