Ass Class Chatroom (Assassination Classroom)

21- Username changes

THE NEXT DAY AGAIN

Half of Middle 2: Guess what guys I'm good as new 😁
Gender: That's really good to hear
Forever 0: Nice to have you back
Poison Glasses: I'm surprised how fast he recovered but yeah he's good as new
Half of Middle 2: Yeah thanks a lot for coming over
Poison Glasses: Anytime
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: TIME TO USE ONE OF MY STRONGEST ABILITIES ZZZYYEWRYEOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
3 guys asked me out: Hi Korosensei
3 guys asked me out: WTF OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW
Rejected 23 girls in total: Wait what happened
Rejected 23 girls in total: Wait wtf
His eyes made me simp: Huh
His eyes made me simp: THAT'S NOT FUCKIJG TRUE
Forced to eat bread crumbs back then: Huh
Forced to eat bread crumbs back then: WTF HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
I used to like Nagisa: Wtf even is this
I used to like Nagisa: BRO HOW WHO TF DID THIS
Went to a strip club once: WELL KOROSENSEI OBVIOUSLY
Went to a strip club once: OMFG CHANGE IT BACK NOW
Simped for cat maids: You sure you wanna do that? Cuz then that means we'll know who you are based off your username and it's gonna end up embarrassing.
Simped for cat maids: OMG FUUUUCK
My room is emo: LMAO
My room is emo: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Dressed as a cat once: Wtf
Dressed as a cat once: OMFG AGH STOP
Eats sausage with mustard: HAHAHAHAHA
Eats sausage with mustard: STOOOOP
Got jealous of a kid once: OMG WTF IS THIS
Made a whole kindergarten cry: Wow this took a sudden turn
Forced to eat bread crumbs back then: EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN AND STOP TEXTING
Almost killed Okajima: Just calm down for a second cuz this gonna turn chaotic
Forced to eat bread crumbs back then: Now then. Korosensei please explain.
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Now then. So I have changed everyone's username here into one of their secrets. I want to play a little game where you all figure out which is which based on the secrets. I will tell you if you are right or wrong. Btw if you get 3 wrong answers then I won't reveal who the person is
Simped for cat maids: YOU'RE DOING THIS JUST FOR A GAME
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: OF COURSE! YOU KIDS GOTTA USE YOUR BRAINS AGAIN NOW!!! Now then. Everyone say here
I got buffed: Here
I got buffed: WAIT WHAT
Forced to eat bread crumbs back then. Listen I know everyone is still surprised and those are just about to see their new username just settle down. We'll figure this out
Almost ran over kids: YOU'RE SAYING WE SHOULD JUST LET OUR SECRETS GO PUBLIC
Almost ran over kids: OMFG NOOOOO
I used to like Nagisa: I mean it could be fun. Besides it's not like I'm that embarrassed with my secret.
Made a whole kindergarten cry: Same
Forced to eat bread crumbs back then: Well this will be tough but let's start the roll over.
I got buffed: Here
Forced to eat bread crumbs back then: Here
Almost killed Okajima: Here
I used to like Nagisa: Here
Stepped on 10 guys in total: Here
Threw acid at Terasaka: Here
Searched up boobs.com: Here
Wore diapers until I was 12: Here
Simped for cat maids: Here
Eats sausage with mustard: Here
3 guys asked me out: Here
Went to a strip club once: Here
Rejected 23 girls in total: Here
My room is emo: Here
Someone drew me as porn: Here
Accidentally ate a bug: Here
Stabbed Maehara: Here
Got jealous of a kid once: Here
Watched hentai: Here
Grabbed poo like a monkey: Here
Dressed as a cat once: Here
Stole a kid's burger: Here
Almost ran over kids: Here
Peed on a sink once: Here
His eyes made me simp: Here
Threw a cat on the pool: Here
Ran naked across the street: Here
Made a whole kindergarten cry: Here
Forced to eat bread crumbs back then: That's everyone.
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Well now. Good luck everyone in discovering everyone's identity.
Rejected 23 girls in total: Just before we start omg some of you all have secrets that are so ridiculous 😂
Peed on a sink once: SHUT UP
Forced to eat bread crumbs back then: Why don't we start in order. I mean on how everyone responded here. From top to bottom.
Almost killed Okajima: Sounds good
Dressed as a cat once: Sure. But I already know that you two are Isogai and Kataoka. Specifically Isogai is the bread crumbs and Kataoka almost killed Okajima.
Almost killed Okajima: NO FUCKING WAY
Forced to eat bread crumbs back then: HOWWWW
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: DING DING DING CORRECT
Poor Committee Member: HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU STALKER
Dressed as a cat once: Bro IK everyone was thinking the same
Ran naked across the street: Yeah like you two literally settled things down from the get go.
Went to a strip club once: Ugh yeah as the class reps and shit BUT ISOGAI I BEEN KNOW THAT WAS YOU EVEN BEFORE YOU BROKE ASS 😂
Poor Committee Member: STFU
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Yes there will be some of us who will immediately know which is which. Although I might be wrong.
Stabbed Maehara: Yeah I'd understand why you'd almost kill Okajima
Searched up boobs.com: All I said was hi
Stern Lecture: Ugh ok sure but sorry I guess
3 guys asked me out: OKAJIMA YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU JUST ADMITTED WHO YOU ARE
Searched up boobs.com: AH SHIT
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Uhhh correct?
End of Perversion: NONONONONO
Stern Lecture: I'm not even surprised
Dressed as a cat once: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Watched hentai: Anyways sorry Isogai but again before we start I already know 3 guys asked me out is Nagisa
3 guys asked me out: ...
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: CORRECT!!!
Gender: I fucking hate all of you
Rejected 23 girls in total: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gender: HOOOOOWWWWW
Watched hentai: You are literally always the first one to say hi to Korosensei when he shows up
Almost ran over kids: OH SHIT I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT
Peed on a sink once: SMORT
Gender: Wow then good job ig 😒
Eats sausage with mustard: NO BUT EXPLAIN!! GUYS ASKED YOU OUT?!
Gender: MY HAIR WAS A PONYTAIL THAT TIME STFU
Grabbed poo like a monkey once: Sucks to be you
Poor Committee Member: So let's start from the beginning.
Stern Lecture: I got buffed?
I got buffed: It's embarrassing but yes. Specifically I've had 2 people that asked me to look more buff once.
Gender: Wdym
I got buffed: Basically they wanted to see me with bigger boobs and that sort.
Stabbed Maehara: Well we already know one of the them is Okajima
End of Perversion: HUH
Poor Committee Member: Okajima who was it who you asked to get buffed
End of Perversion: NO I DON'T WANNA SAY IT
Stern Lecture: Say it or else instead of almost killed you I'LL ACTUALLY KILL YOU
End of Perversion: WAAAA OK IT WAS RITSU
Gender: .....
His eyes made me simp: You disgusting fuck
Stole a kid's burger: Ritsu you poor soul
I got buffed: 😭
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Well then. Once again correct.
Moe Box: I didn't want to sound mean 😔
Stole a kid's burger: Next time just don't listen to him again ok?
Moe Box: Ok
Poor Committee Member: Next is I used to like Nagisa
Rejected 23 girls in total: Ez it's Nakamura. She told me before
I used to like Nagisa: I fucking knew you were gonna call me out
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: AGAIN DING DING
Got jealous of a kid once: WAIT WHAT?! NAKAMURA YOU USED TO LIKE HIM?!?!
Gyaro English: Yeah but don't worry Kayano I would never steal from you
Got jealous of a kid: UGH SHUT UP
Gender: ... Kayano... you didn't deny who you were...
Got jealous of a kid: OH SHOOT
Rejected 23 girls in total: HAHAHAHAHAHA
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: WELL DONE YOU GUYS ARE ON A ROLL
Peed on a sink once: JEALOUS OF A KID?!?!
Forever 0: SHUT UP IT WAS BACK THEN WHEN I USED TO JUST ONLY FOCUS ON NAGISA
Gender: Uh may I ask who the kid was..
Forever 0: NO
Gender: Fair enough 😭
Gyaro English: Before we continue down, Rejected 23 girls is Karma since he's the only one I told about my secret
Rejected 23 girls in total: Revenge I see
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: DING DING DING DING
Stern Lecture: 23?!?!
Someone drew me as porn: HOW WHAT DID THEY EVEN DO
Half of Middle 2: They were just simps that only cared about looks. Besides they were too loud.
Gyaro English: So you like quiet girls? 😏
Half of Middle 2: I didn't necessarily say that but go with whatever you want
Gyaro English: Okuda that's your cue
Threw acid at Terasaka: I CAN'T I DON'T EVEN THINK HE LIKES ME LIKE THAT
Gender: OMG ARE YOU GUYS NOT PAYING ATTENTION?!? YALL GOTTA STOP REVEALING YOURSELVES SO EASY
Threw acid at Terasaka: Omg...
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Wow you guys are getting easy wins
Simped for cat maids: Yeah fuck you for that Okuda
Poison Glasses: I'M SORRY OK?!
Gender: Terasaka...
Gender: Omg I hate every single one of you 😭
Gender: ARE YOU GUYS DUMB?!
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Well you get the point
Pseudo Takaoka: SHIT
Gender: GUYS JUST SHUT UP OMFG
Half of Middle 2: I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I DON'T USUALLY SEE YOU THIS STRESSED NAGISA 😭
Gyaro English: More importantly, Terasaka wtf
Poison Glasses: You're gross
Pseudo Takaoka: SHUT UP TAKEBAYASHI MADE ME
Dressed as a cat once: Sure ok
Made a whole kindergarten cry: Stop making excuses
Pseudo Takaoka: IT'S NOT I SWEAR
Gender: FINALLY THANK YOU TAKEBAYASHI FOR NOT MAKING YOURSELF OBVIOUS AS TO WHO YOU ARE
Poor Committee Member: ANYWAYS LET'S JUST PROCEED WITH HOW WE ORIGINALLY WERE GONNA RUN THIS OVER.
Stern Lecture: Next is stepped on 10 guys
Stepped on 10 guys in total: That's me
End of Perversion: Wow you must've been very angry or something
Stepped on 10 guys in total: No it was more like I was just so prideful. It was never out of anger
Dressed as a cat once: Gotcha I get it
Watched hentai: So who do we know who's prideful?
My room is emo: And who would go as far as to step on 10 guys
Went to a strip club once: Maybe Itona?
Peed on a sink: Yeah maybe
Accidentally ate a bug once: He was really confident back when we met him
Pseudo Takaoka: So Itona?
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Sorry but this is where your streak ends. The answer was not Itona
Pseudo Takaoka: DAMMIT
Threw a cat on the pool: So who could it be?
Poor Committee Member: Let me go back. All that's left for right now is Okano, Yoshida, Fuwa, Kanzaki, Sugino, Takebayashi, Hara, Muramatsu, Sugaya, Maehara, Justice, Mimura, Yada, Kurahashi, Chiba, Hayami, Itona, and Hazama
Threw a cat on the pool: Was it you Hazama?
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: It's not her either
My room is emo: Then who?!
Forever 0: This is just a guess, but Kanzaki is that you..?
Stepped on 10 guys in total: Uuuuuh it's so embarrassing
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: IT WAS IN FACT KANZAKI
Gender: WOAH HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!
Forever 0: I just remembered she told a bit about when she was younger so I had a feeling
Grandmaster Kanzaki: I SWEAR I WASN'T TRYING TO HARM THEM OR ANYTHING
Grabbed poo like a monkey once: Never would've seen that coming from Kanzaki
End of Perversion: You should step on me too 🤤
Stern Lecture: I will fucking end you
End of Perversion: I'M SORRY
Stern Lecture: Next is wore diapers till 12
Pseudo Takaoka: That's gotta be someone who's usually scared
Went to a strip club once: So someone timid?
Gyaro English: Well the only quiet ones are usually Okuda and Takebayashi
Poison Glasses: UH I WOULD NEVER 😭
Half of Middle 2: And either way she's already counted off
Pseudo Takaoka: so TAKEBAYASHI????
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: CORRECT
Someone drew porn of me: EW WHY
Glasses (Explosives): IDK WHY IT'S BECAUSE I ALWAYS PEED ON THE BED IDK IT JUST HAPPENED. I TRIED PILLS BUT IT JUST WOULDN'T WORK
Peed on a sink once: Wow you got issues
Glasses (Explosives): SHUT UP WAAA
Poor Committee Member: Next is eats sausage with mustard
Gyaro English: OH WAIT I REMEMBER THIS AHAHAHAHA
Gyaro English: IT'S SUGAYA
Eats sausage with mustard: WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM SO QUICK
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Ah yes the answer is Sugaya
Dressed as a cat: EW THAT'S SO GROSS
End of Perversion: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAA
Forever 0: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Gyaro English: I came over one day and just saw him eating with mustard 🤨
My room is emo: Ew wtf man 🤢
Artsy Bean Pole: SHUT UP
Poor Committee Member: Now we got the strip club one. Ok Maehara come out
Went to a strip club club: YOU SON OF A BITCH
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Yes that's the answer!!
Stabbed Maehara: Wow. You sick fuck
Stern Lecture: Isogai why are we still friends with him
Womanizing Bastard: I CAN EXPLAIN
Poor Committee Member: Why are you even upset. Last time you told me about it you were even saying it like you were bragging 🙄
Womanizing Bastard: I JUST WANTED TO FEEL ALIVE AND MORE LIKE AN ADULT
Stabbed Maehara: Then ACT LIKE ONE AND START MATURING
Womanizing Bastard: I'M SORRY
Stabbed Maehara: Honestly you're so gross
Womanizing Bastard: I JUST APOLOGIZED WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Womanizing Bastard: FINE FUCK YOU. GUYS THAT'S OKANO
Stabbed Maehara: HUH
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: And correct
Amazing Monkey: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
Poor Committee Member: 😭 YOU REALLY TRIED TO KILL HIM??!
Amazing Monkey: IT WAS OUT OF ANGER BUT MAEHARA I ALREADY APOLOGIZED
Womanizing Bastard: IDC ANYMORE 😤
Stern Lecture: Can't you two just call this even right now
Amazing Monkey: Ugh fine
Womanizing Bastard: Fine
Poor Committee Member: Ok so far so good we're getting ahead. Next is my room is emo
Gyaro English: Chiba
Went to a strip club once: Chiba
Made a whole kindergarten cry: Chiba
Artsy Bean Pole: Literally who else
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: There actually is someone else because the answer was not Chiba
Artsy Bean Pole: WHAT?!?!
Accidentally ate a bug once: IDK WHO ELSE COULD HAVE A ROOM THAT'S EMO
Dressed as a cat once: So definitely someone who's also into the same shit Chiba's into
His eyes made me simp: I think so
Watched hentai: SO THAT'S GOTTA BE MIMURA
My room is emo: NOOOOOO IT'S SOMEONE ELSE
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: CORRECT
Gyaro English: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mushroom Director: JUST SHUT UP
His eyes made me simp: lmao
Artsy Bean Pole: YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK ME AND CHIBA ACTUALLY CAME OVER TO VISIT YOUR HOUSE. BUT I HAD A FEELING IT WAS YOU BECAUSE AIR GUITAR
End of Perversion: So fucking funny 😂
Mushroom Director: SHUT UP
Stern Lecture: Next is someone drew me as porn..?
End of Perversion: I think I can solve this as a fellow pervert
End of Perversion: It's you isn't it Yada?
Someone drew me as porn: NO WAY
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: HAHA CORRECT
Stern Lecture: HOW DO YOU KNOW?! THAT'S GROSS AF??
End of Perversion: SHE JUST SEEMED LIKE THE MOST LIKELY
Ponytails and Breasts: Before you guys start questioning let me just explain. I updated by profile picture as a selfie once and a few days later SOMEONE USED THAT SELFIE AND DREW ME AS PORN 😭
Ran naked across the street: Wow that's tough
Stern Lecture: I feel so sorry for you
Poor Committee Member: Next is accidentally ate a bug
Dressed as a cat once: Now who else is closely associated with bugs
Womanizing Bastard: Kurahashi
Amazing Monkey: No way. She wouldn't EAT ONE AT LEAST
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: I'm afraid Kurahashi was the correct answer
Forever 0: HUH
Stern Lecture: WHAT
Gender: THE
End of Perversion: FUCK?!
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!!! I WAS JUST YAWNING FOR A SHORT SECOND AND IT CAME INTO MY MOUTH AND I SWALLOWED BY ACCIDENT
Flouncy Stag-Beetle: I FEEL SO GUILTY I'M SO SORRY 😭😭😭
Stern Lecture: It's ok it happens 💀Anyways next is watched hentai
Dressed as a cat once: I originally assumed it was Okajima but he's out so idk.
Mushroom Director: Hentai is literally porn but anime. And who's the biggest loser weeb in this class?! That's right. It's Fuwa
Watched hentai: Ugh whatever air guitar
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Yup it was Fuwa!
End of Perversion: SO YOU'RE HORNY TOO?!
This Manga is Awesome: STOP I'M NOT AN OKAJIMA. I JUST WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT
Mushroom Director: Bullshit
This Manga is Awesome: WHATEVER
Poor Committee Member: Next is grabbed poo like monkey...? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Gender: WHO WOULD DO THAT?!?!
Poison Glasses: That just sounds so wrong
Half of Middle 2: I can't wait to see who this is
Grabbed poo like a monkey once: Welp. Good luck finding me out
Stern Lecture: Let's do another count. So all we have left is Hayami, Hazama, Muramatsu, Chiba, Sugino, Yoshida, Itona, Justice, and Hara
Womanizing Bastard: Yeah out of those 9 I have no clue 💀
Amazing Monkey: I can't imagine a girl doing that...
Almost ran over kids: OH AND WHY NOT
Amazing Monkey: IT JUST SOUNDS SO INDECENT
Almost ran over kids: You say it like girls don't act gross at times
Amazing Monkey: THEN NAME ME A GIRL WHO WOULD DO THAT
Womanizing Bastard: YOU DUH?! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH MONKEY IN YOUR NAME
Amazing Monkey: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
Poor Committee Member: Let's just count the girls off for now 😭
Pseudo Takaoka: I'll say this. I'm usually with my group and we mostly have times where we share stuff about what we do since we talk so much. They might be hiding something but for now count them off too
Dressed as a cat once: Ngl you guys are making such an unreasonable way of counting people off like there's not even actual proof
Pseudo Takaoka: OH SHUT UP
Poor Committee Member: It's just for right now 😭 Anyways so that would leave Chiba and Sugino.
Gyaro English: No fucking way Chiba would do that
Gender: But Sugino isn't like that either..
Gender: oh no
Forever 0: What
Gyaro English: WHAT IS IT
Womanizing Bastard: NAGISA IF YOU HAVE A SUSPICION ON SOMEONE THEN SAY IT
Gender: .. sorry about this whoever I'm about to call out but
Gender: So I came over and he was talking about Kanzaki so much. At one point he got excited and starting hitting his chest with his fist like how monkeys do... he might not have done the poo thing but he has acted like a monkey before..
Poison Glasses: But the only other person who likes Kanzaki that much is...
Forever 0: Sugino
Grabbed poo like a monkey once: NOOOOOOOOO
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: I was hoping the answer was wrong but sadly it was not incorrect. It was however inappropriate
Gender: NOOOOOOO I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT
Psuedo Takaoka: EW WTF
Half of Middle 2: HAHAHAHAHAAH SUGINO?!
Gyaro English: DUDE WHAT THE HELL?!
Poor Committee Member: WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT
Baseball Freak: JUST LET ME EXPLAIN!!!! IT'S NOT RELATED TO KANZAKI IT WAS JUST A DARE FROM BACK THEN WHEN I WAS WITH MY BASEBALL TEAM BEFORE CLASS E
Baseball Freak: AND ONE OF THEM DARED ME TO GRAB DOG POOP AND ACT LIKE A MONKEY
Gender: Omfg
Grandmaster Kanzaki: 😭 That's so weird
Baseball Freak: KANZAKI I'M SO SORRY THAT WAS BACK THEN WHEN I WAS STILL SO DUMB
Poor Committee Member: Let's just move on...
Baseball Freak: WAAAAAAA
Poor Committee Member: Next is dressed as a cat
Dressed as a cat once: Guess I'm next. Honestly not looking forward to it
Gyaro English: It's gotta be Hayami
Almost ran over kids: Yeah doesn't she like cats that much
Peed on a sink once: I can honestly see that
Dressed as a cat once: Wrong
Artsy Bean Pole: WHAT
Mushroom Director: Well I doubt it's someone that serious and all.
Gyaro English: No but remember even the serious ones might've done this. It's not impossible Mushroom Director: I'm gonna guess but Chiba? I just said that since we already mentioned Hayami
Dressed as a cat once: God fucking dammit
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: CORRECTOMUNDO
Gyaro English: AHAHAHAHAAHA WHAT?! YOU?!
Adult Game Protagonist: SHUT UP I DID IT FOR HAYAMI
Artsy Bean Pole: WTF DO YOU MEAN
Adult Game Protagonist: SHE FORCED ME TO PUT THE COSTUME ON 😭
Half of Middle 2: How did she react 😏 And don't worry she won't stop you cuz she knows if she does she'll reveal who she is
Adult Game Protagonist: I'll call her out rn. His eyes made me simp is Hayami
His eyes made me simp: I hate you so much
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: HAHAHAAHA CORRECT AGAIN
Forever 0: WHAT?!
Gender: BUT WHOSE EYES?!
Threw a cat on the pool: Chiba's duh
Half of Middle 2: I honestly thought that was Kayano and the his was referring to Nagisa
Gender: 😭
Forever 0: Wow you suck Karma
Half of Middle 2: But yeah ig this makes sense too
Tsundere Sniper: I regret nothing at least I saw him as a cat
Adult Game Protagonist: STOP IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING
Tsundere Sniper: YOU LOOKED CUTE THO
Poor Committee Member: Omfg this isn't pms
Peed on a sink once: Stop showing off
Poison Glasses: So about your past username...
Adult Game Protagonist: Right right the first time I showed my eyes to her she just got so into them. SHE WAS GETTING SO CLOSE
Tsundere Sniper: UGH SHUT UP STOP REMINDING ME
Adult Game Protagonist: I WAS STILL GLAD I COULD TRUST YOU IN SHOWING MY EYES TO YOU THO
Tsundere Sniper: Ik thanks Ryuu 😭
Peed on a sink once: OMG STOP ACTING SO LOVEY
Almost ran over kids: STOP FUCKING SHOWING OFF
This Manga is Awesome: LEAVE THEM ALONE THEY'RE THE BEST OTP
Adult Game Protagonist: Stop speaking witch wtf does that even mean
Poor Committee Member: We're almost done so why don't we just randomly pick the usernames that we think are easy enough to decipher.
Stern Lecture: Before we do the hard ones I'm pretty sure the kindergarten one is Hazama or Itona
Psuedo Takaoka: Nah it's Hazama for sure
Poison Glasses: She's not that evil is she 😭
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Guess what? It was in fact her
Forever 0: YOU MADE A GROUP OF KIDS CRY?! FOR WHAT
The Darkness of Class E: I substituted. They wanted a story time and so I gave them a story time
Threw a cat on the pool: From a story time they cried
Pseudo Takaoka: WHAT KIND OF HORROR SHIT WERE YOU READING
Almost ran over kids: Well I'm pretty sure stole a kid's burger is Hara
Stole a kid's burger: YOU SHIT
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: YOU GOT IT! WE'RE GETTING SO CLOSE TO FINISHING
Ponytail and Breasts: WHY WOULD YOU STEAL A KID'S BURGER
Kunugigaoka's Mother: HE WAS TALKING RUDE TO ME! I WAS GONNA ORDER AND HIS SKIPPED THE LINE AND SAID "move back fatty" SO I TOOK IT AS REVENGE
Almost ran over kids: but doesn't that just prove his point?
Kunugigaoka's Mother: OMFG I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE
Threw a cat on the pool: It's gotta be Yoshida. Am I right?
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: YES INDEED!!!
Kunugigaoka's Mother: ... I should've known...
Home Base: WHY WOULD YOU SAY IT!!! NOOOOOO I'M SORRY HARA
Kunugigaoka's Mother: Face death
Home Base: NO PLEASE
Gender: HOLD ON A SECOND
Gender: YOSHIDA EXPLAIN YOU'RE PAST USERNAME
Home Base: I WAS DOING A RACE WITH MY BROTHER. THEN I SAW THESE KIDS CROSSING THE ROAD AND I TRIED TO STOP BUT I WENT TOO FAST. THANKFULLY I DIDN'T HIT ANYONE
Half of Middle 2: Wow that's reckless af
Home Base: I'M SORRY
Ponytail and Breasts: Ran naked across the street sounds like something Justice would do
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: YES YES
Ponytail and Breasts: I WAS RIGHT?!?! 😭
Justice: NO IT'S LIKE SUGINO'S EXPLANATION! IT WAS A DARE!
Poor Committee Member: WHY DO YOU GUYS EVEN DO THESE WEIRD DARES!!!!!????
Justice: I DON'T KNOOOOW
Gender: Wait don't we have two more now?
Half of Middle 2: Yeah the one that peed on a sink and threw a cat. In other words, either Itona or Muramatsu
Home Base: I'm calling it. Muramatsu peed and Itona threw the cat
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: AND WITH THAT! THIS GAME IS OVER
Home Base: EW MURAMATSU WTF
Loofah: SOMEONE WAS USING THE RESTROOM FOR A LONG TIME I HAD TOO
Rolling Riser: You could've gone outside
Loofah: SHUT UP ITONA!? BUT ANYWAYS WHAT'S WITH YOUR OTHER USERNAME
Rolling Riser: Oh. Cat bit my foot. So I threw it.
Loofah: JUST FOR THAT?!
Half of Middle 2: Wow this was kinda fun
Gender: Half of it was wasted because some of you guys are idiots
Pseudo Takaoka: I DIDN'T THINK IT OVER OK?!
Forever 0: BESIDES IF THERE'S ANYONE TO GET MAD AT IT'S KOROSENSEI
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: Huh
Poor Committee Member: That's true.. you did manage to gain all of our secrets...
Stern Lecture: Why don't we all attack him at once the moment he enters our classroom
Womanizing Bastard: Sounds good to me
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: NO WAIT
Tsundere Sniper: Me and Ryuu will hide far away and snipe from there. Is the usual spot ok?
Adult Game Protagonist: Sounds good to me
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: KIDS PLEASE
Rolling Riser: I'll prepare my toy tank
Poison Glasses: How about I put some chemicals in our bullets when we shoot to give him and even bigger effect
Half of Middle 2. Doesn't sound bad let's do it
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: KIDS PLEASE I'M SORRY
Gender: We're coming for you Korosensei
The Imperial Prince of the Fate of the Eternal Wind: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO