Chapter Two - Smaller Than My Toes
"Hello. Come on in." The principal of Midland Middle School said as she signaled for Ms. Davis to come into her office. "I'm glad I caught you."
"Not really. I coulda gone another day." Ms. Davis said, coming around her desk. "No need to apologize, I've gotta say. People just don't do that." She said, motioning to sit down. Once Ms. Davis sat down which took atleast 25 minutes due to her hemorrhoids and severe arthritis, the principal Tati Westbrook began to say, "What the hell are you doing here? I got reports from everybody about you missing."
"I don't really have anything to say." She said, giving the principal a cold look. "What makes you think I'm here to say where I've been?" Ms. Davis took out a flask out of her skirt pocket, gulping down Jake Paul's urine.
"I've never seen you this angry before." Ms. Westbrook said, slightly shocked.
"It's true. You all have lied to me. Logan Paul, the guy I got suspended over?" She said as she got up. "Is gone. He's moved to Spain without the S."
"What!?" Ms. Westbrook shouted in shock, staggering a little.
"And I have no clue why you wouldn't tell me." She said, bringing out another flask from her pocket and starting to chug down the wine that's been out date since 1886, but she didn't know that. "You guys all kept this from me. Even better, you let the fucking reporters invade the school I teached at!" Ms. Davis started to yell, but the principal was crying. She didn't know why the principal was crying, but the sight of Ms. Westbrook crying made her angry.
Ms. Davis slammed her fist on the desk and stood up. "You know something about this, and you're a coward!" She said as she stormed out of the office and out of the school, into the snowy weather.
Ms. Davis quickly remembered the phone conversation she had with the drug dealer. 'Jake Paul used to be able to get me free stuff, but now that Logan Paul is the biggest star of Youtube prank videos he moved to Spain without the S.' She thought, stopping by a pharmacy nearby. 'Where is the fucking local drug dealer? I need a hit of fentanyl! If it wasn't for that low deadbeat piece of shit Logan!'
Suddenly she saw Ms. Acosta and her trouble maker student Miguel making out intensely in the makeup aisle of Wallgreens, when processed the scene, Ms. Davis walked towards them at the speed of light, "StOp iT Or i'LL wRitE yOu uP!!!" she screamed as she pulled the boy away from Ms. Acosta's paper thin lips.
After a few seconds of intense negotiation, the hispanic boy and the older woman concluded they would figure out the problem before English class the next day.
Miguel excitedly whispered something in Ms. Davis' ear. "Leo was right! Ms. Acosta is such a great kisser!"
After a few seconds of intense negotiation, the hispanic boy and the older woman concluded they would figure out the problem before English class the next day
Ms. Davis made a face of disgust at Miguel's words. All of a sudden, Ms. Acosta pulled out her phone. "Uh, guys, I think I have a problem," she said. "Leo asked if I can come over to his house! What should I say? Yes?!"
"NO!" Both Ms. Davis and Miguel said, as they made a 'x' sign with their shapeshifting powers. Ms. Acosta frowned at their answers, "But why?!" she stomped her feet like she was toddler instead of a 174 year old woman on steroids. Miguel looked at her like it was obvious. "Because it's the law!" he said. Ms. Acosta looked up and Miguel mouthed the words, "Because It's the Law". The two shifter's shimmered and one morphed into a great winged eagle and the other into a lizard, Ms. Acosta gaped as the two shifters flew through the roof of Wallgreens, a huge hole in their wake.
"Ms. Acosta!" the managar yelled in anger, stomping towards the shocked woman, "Why would you do this!?! This is gonna take months to repair!"
Ms. Acosta sputtered, "B-but I didn't do this! How would I even-" she was cut off by the managar glaring daggers at her. "SHUT UP! I don't wanna hear your dumb excuses! You're gonna be charged for this!"
Ms. Acosta was then banned permanently from the pharmacy, her bank account completely empty after the managar charged her for the destroyed roof.
That's karma for you I guess.
Author-chan's Note: Ahaha 😹 that's what you get Ms. Acosta! Anyways, hope you enjoyed this dumpster fire! Please give it a vote or don't that's fine but I would prefer if you did or else...
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