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Chapter Three - Cum Chalice

Chapter Three - Vietnam Flashback

Ms. Davis groaned in ecstasy, rubbing her face on the Rock's man titties. What a great sweet sixteenth present. The Rock fisted her hair, "Damn, Ms. Davis, you're good at this. I'm about to squirty mcsquirt all over you. It makes a nice two-in-one conditioner and shampoo. You need it."

The Rock growled, pulling her greasy rainbow hair closer to his sussy baka face, raising one eyebrow as he examined Ms. Davis' hair. "Look at this! Fucking crusty!" the Rock let go of her hair in disgust, resulting her to land 200 feet below him and causing her to shake for eternity and he walked out of her bunker where she stores all her dicktionaries in case of nuclear fallout.

"Pathetic," She spat as the Rock left her bunker. "That's all you can do!!??" He raised one eyebrow questionably. Ms. Davis charged at him with a grammatically correct catalogue of Geneva conventions banned weapons. The Rock immediately punches the young lady in the nose, resulting her to time travel to the future, the 1850's. The Rock smirked mirthfully, "That's what you get." he left, sharting in the process.

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Ms. Davis walked on the dirt path by the nightclub she worked at, a sad expression on her face, which contorted to look like Justin Bieber. She knocked onto someone for the fifth time that night, "Oh! I'm so sorry!" she apologized and looked down and saw the most beautiful man to ever walk earth. He has luscious brown hair, brown eyes with a tint of gold which made him look like the werewolves from favorite movies series of all time, Twilight.

"It's quite alright, i'm the one who should've looked where I was going. Are you okay? I'm Gordon Notfound. In case you didn't know I'm friends with George Notfound. He is my 4th step-cousin twice removed." Ms Davis squealed in excitement. She absolutely loved George Notfound! She stalked him everyday, she even stole his dirty underwear, and she wore the unicorn-rubber ducky underwear, unwashed. She loved smelling his musky scent; the scent of rotten brick. "We are dating. Right now." Ms Davis demanded.

Gordon Notfound immediately broke up with her, leaving Ms Davis in a state of depression. Ms Davis then contacted the man she once had a relationship with, Brian Kemp, and asked him to help her go into contact with Gordon Notfound.

Brian Kemp, then a law student, explained to Ms Davis that there was nothing he could do to get her into contact with Gordon.

"But why?!?! I just want him back! Why did he do this to me?!" Ms Davis cried loudly, eerily sounding just like Kim Kardashian. Blobs of white sticky tears rolled down her wrinkly face. She just wanted Gordon back! He was so sweet, handsome, and great in bed! How could she not like him?

Brian Kemp stared at her in annoyance, his large eyebrow twitching. "Would you shut up?! Jesus, you're so fucking annoying! No wonder he broke up with you! Besides, Gordon's dating someone else!" Ms Davis' suspicious tears stopped immediately upon hearing Brian's words. "What..?" she put a gnarly hand on her mouth in shock, "What did you say?"

Brian was immediately nervous, a cold chill going down his spine as he stared at Ms Davis' blank expression, her eyes cold with a red glint. "W-well it w-was-" Ms Davis slammed her hand against the wall Brian was leaning onto, leaving a large hole in her wake. Brian whimpered in fear, cowering. "Just hurry up and say it!" Ms Davis yelled in his face, spit splattering. Brian grimaced, "It was on his Instagram story!" he wiped the smelly, stinky spit off his beautiful Gigachad face.

Ms Davis backed off, turning around, a dark look on her face. Just like a true anime villain. She clenched her fists. She vowed to kill whoever was dating her beloved Gordon. He is hers. No one else's.

Author-chan's Note: Hi my lovelies! So sorry I took sooooooo sooooo long updating, I was busy with my lil skrunkly hubby Marcos 😍 he's so cute. Please vote and comment! Please! Please! Please! Please!