Dreaming for infinity

Gon birthday

Killua pov

The months passed by really quick and Gon's birthday was already in a few days. Since we graduated and we're already in summer I have plenty of time to plan for his birthday. That's what you would think.

"UGHHHHH I DONT FUCKING KNOWWWW!!"

"Kill calm the fuck down"

"Yea listen to kurapika"

"SHUT OLD MAN!"

"LISTEN YOU LITTLE BRAT I WONT FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT!"

"I DONT GIVE TWO FUCKS"

*Smack

Kurapika hit both of us on the back of the head.

"You dumb shits. LEORIO stop making him madder than he already is. Now killua, I love you and everything but if you keep stress about what to get Gon know DAMN well he would love anything you give him. Oh so help me god I will wring your neck NOW RIGHT"

"That's alright pika I'll do it for you" illumi said coming in while whipping his hands on the apron.

"Ok ok pika and mama Lil" I call illumi that to provoke him and piss him off but eventually he got used to me calling him that and so did I. 

"Let's go"

"Where we going mama lil?"

"To the mall, so your dumbass can get him a present" I roll my eyes and get everything I need. I walked out with a sweat pants and a sports bra, wallet and keys.

We all got in the car and rode to the mall. It was your usual car ride. Me and illumi screaming at each other. People looking at us in the other car, me flipping them off and almost killing them while Kurapika hits me and leorio for being "dumb". You know the usual. We finally got the door and I went on a shopping spree. Gon always buy me things while I barely even get him anything so this is my chance to spoil him. Anything that caught my attention I bought with mama lil credit card. I stole it when we separated so he can go shopping. He'll probably murder me but it's all worth it. When I was done I walk to my car that's when I heard my life on the line.

"IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!" Fuck he caught me. I ran for my life with more than 10 bags in my hand. I look like a waddling sonic penguin. Don't ask questions just know. I slam the door shut and locked all the doors.

"KILLUA OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR BEFORE I TEAR IT OFFFFFFF!!!" Fuckkkk. Why do I also have to be so stupid. I unlock the door and slowly open the door. As soon as I open the door illumi swung it open, jumped on me and strangle me. At the distance I see kurapika running to us.

"P-PIIIIIKKKKAAA...... HE-HELP IIM DYINGGGGGGGGGG"

"ILLUMI UNHAND HIM!!!"

"THIS BITCH IS ABOUT TO SEEE THE DEVIL HIMSELF"

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"I'm going to have to let you guys off with a warning"

"Yes officer" we all say sadly. Illumi got charged with a ticket because some dumbass called the cops.

The ride was silent since everyone refused to talk. I grabbed all the bags thinking Gon is at work but when I opened the door I was met a angry pitbull.

"WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!"

"What?"

"YOU GOT IN TOUBLE BY THE DAMN POLICE!!"

"It's not that big of a deal"

"It's not that big of a deal. YES THE FUCK IT IS ESPECIALLY SINCE ITS A 50,00 FINE FOR PROPERTY DAMGE!!"