Gru's Super (gay?) Alpha Broski Adventure

𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝟯

agshmasbajhsa so i may or may not have lied ab the updating in 3-4 days its been like a week i apologize BUT I THINK IM NOT SURE I WILL UPDATE IN 3-4 DAYS NOW 

heres some context on stuff:

luahkong is a nation created by me n my friends, and we r the rulers of that nation called the luahkings

our god is the only and only king mort (yes the one from madagascar) 

this story was not supposed to be published and i only made it for fun so taht explains the whole luahkong thing being in the story

anyways enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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ofc, gru wasnt surprised when he was tyler hug tyler that way. he knew there was sumn going on between them, the way their arms had linked together, the way their alpha broskiness combined, they.. wre just perfect for each other. and that it what gru hated. 

u see.. gru wasnt always this super handsome amazing hot alpha broski. in fact he was made fun of most of the time. he was actually the latest addition to the alpha basketball team, an dbefore that, everyone didnt really like him. u see, tradition is a very big in luahkong academy. the nation of luahkong is very cultural, with hundreds upon thousands upon millsions to billions of years of history, there is always tradition. the great rulers of luahkong, called the luahkings, chosen ones of their lord king mort, have created an abundance of traditions, in respect and devotion to king mort. and the citizens of this nation follow, and the tradition is passed on for generations, as well as any other tradition, it is a tradition in itself to follow a tradition, wether big or small.

 in luahkong academy, they also had a lot of traditions. and one of them was the tylerdition, the biggest one of all. the tylerdiditon is a tradition of the alpha basketball team in luahkong academy, wherein all of the memebrs are... u guessed it! named tyler! only the truest of alphas can join, and wht ebtter alpha than a tyler? now u might be wondering... how in luahkong did gru join and become so well loved if his name isnt even tyler?? well gru always loved basketball, it was his favorite thing to do in his oldschoolbefore he got expelled for being too swag, and he had desparetly still wanted to join bsketball. eveyone in the team ndidnt liek him, except for the team captain, which is tyler. the original tyler. he was nice to gru, and developed a strong connection with him, and gru loved him for that. and eventually, they saw how swag gru was and accepted him as a true broski

that was when everything changed. it didnt matter ab the tylers anymore, it doesnt matter ab names anymore, true alphaness hominess and broskiness is found in the heart. the soul.no matterw ho u r, whereever ur from, u can become a broski. and that is what gru taught the whole school. tho some of the students still didnt accept him as ofc, he broke thetradition, and luahkong is all ab traditions, htey had come to realize he was right. sometimes, u have to take risks and break the tradition for ur own good, and evryone else's. for the sake of the alphaness. to keep it alive, and continue the great work of homines alphaness and broskiness and swagness. they shall create a new and better tradition in honor of king mort, as well as the whole school, and most importantly, for the sake of ur homies

anywayysss tahts it yall hope u enjyoed the chapter 😝😝😝 🦶🦶🦶🦶WILL UPDATE QUICKER I PROMISE