40. Jodi salamat rahe

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Pramod and Vikram were talking when Susheela comes out wearing a suit and hair tied in a messy bun
Pramod stops talking and keeps looking at her
It's the first time in a while he's seen Susheela in her old haryanvi style
And he loved it
S: Pramod chale?
P: hmmm

 
S: to utho na phir
P:hmmm
V:(mumbles) aaj ye dharti se na uth jaye. He shakes Pramod
P: hannn!!
S: chalee?!!
Pramod immediately gets up

Garima also comes with adi
G: lo maine ready kar diya h aur Susheela ye plate me saman h mandir me chada dena
Pramod picks up adi meanwhile Susheela takes the plate
P: vaise Garima ji ko car seat hogi? I mean babies ke liye alag se aati h na
S: uffo london return ye london na h !

 
Yaha bacho ko koi pakad ke baithte h and hi seat se bandh ke
Vikram and Garima laughs at that
G: han theek h tu pakad Lena adi ko plate peeche rakh do cover karke.

Car -
S: vaise Pramod mai kya soch rahi thi ki ye hamare culture me shadi kitni tough hoti h na

P: matlab?
S: dekho muslims me bass 3 baar bolo Kabul h aur shadi done!
Christians me i do i do
I pronounce you husband wife u may kiss the bride and done
Aur hamare yaha dekho shadi ke pahle aur baad  itni rasme aur shadi hi ek pure din chal jati h
Warmala phere sindur mangalsutra kanyadan aur pata nahi kya kya
Sabka motive to same hi hota h na ek ladka ladki ki barbadi

 
Pramod laughs at this
P: tum kya kya sochti rahti ho
Sabke culture me aur bhi deep bate hoti h tumhe sabke bare me thodi pata h

S: still Pramod i feel bad hume shadi karna hi nahi h to hum itna khracha kyu kara rahe h ghar walo ka
P: mai bhi yehi soch raha tha...mere pass na ek Idea h
S:kya?
P: court marriage karne bolte h

 
S: nahi manenge Pramod
P: hum bol denge ki yaha pe hamare koi friends bhi nahi h isliye court marriage karke baad me aache se reception party throw kardenge aur abhi dp ji ki tabiyat bhi bohat kharab h na to phir wo jada shor sharaba tolerate nahi kar payenge na
S: baat to sahi h
P: ek baar baat kar lunga Mai mom dad se unko convince karna jada easy hoga .... Bol denge honeymoon ke liye paise bachana h kyu?

S: shup up Pramod bakwas mat karo jada
Ye faltu ka reason mat hi dena kyuki hum dono ki income aachi khasi h
Shadi se cut off karke honeymoon ke liye paise bachana... Tumhare parents bhi jante h tum itne tharki ho ki lut jaoge to bhi loan leke honeymoon ja sakte ho
P: Hawww you think I'm this desparate?
S: to nahi ho kya?
P:(winks) only if I'm going with you

 
S:Ughhh Parmod
P: chalo mandir aa gaya !
The three of them reach temple
Pramod holds adi's hand to make him stand with his support and walk
S: tum adi ko dekhna mai ye pandit ji ko deke aati hu

Adi being the mischievous kid he is leaves Pramod's hand and run behind Susheela
P: adi dheer...
Too late he fell down while walking
Pramod immediately runs to him and picks him up
But he starts crying

 
Le adi in mind: ab dekho masi se kaise daat padegi 😛
Susheela sees adi crying and goes to Pramod
S: kya Kiya tumne!!
P: aree maine kya kiya tum gai to ye peeche peeche bhagne laga aur phir gir gaya
S: ek kaam nahi hota na tumse!! 5 min ke liye bhi nahi gai mai aur tumne rula diya na !!

P: areee maine thodi Jan much ke kuch kara h
S: tum kuch karte hi to nahi!! Dhyan rakhna chahiye tha na !
Meanwhile adi: aree koi to mujhe chup kara lo ro ro ke thak gaya hu🙂
P: mujhe baad me dat lena iss chup karao abhi
Adi: hash chalo kisi ko to meri fikar h
Next time inko nahi fasaunga ab
Susheela rubs his knees cleaning the dust

 
S: kuch nahi hua baby dekho ! Aur ye dekho ganda floor h mar do isko! Pramod mar dena floor ko! Hamare adi ko gira diya
(Idk why but people do this with kids)
P:(mumbling) na wo non living thing ko mar ke iss living thing ko hi lagegi
Susheela shows him deadly 👀

Pramod beats the floor
Adi and Susheela both start laughing looking at his funny action
P: has kyu rahi ho?
S: ese kon Marta h?
P:mar kutai ka department tumhara h
Aur chodo ab to adi has gaya
Adi: oh shit ab aur natak kaise karunga chup chap baithna padega ab

Meanwhile pandit ji comes from back
Pj: beta ye Prasad leke nahi gai tum
S: han wo ye rone laga tha isliye...
Pj: vaise beta ek baat bolu?
S: ji ji boliye na
Pj: ye bacha bohat kismat wala h
Susheela looks at Pramod confused

S: kyu?
Pj: tum dono bohat aache maa baap ho isliye....parwarish aachi hogi iski
S: aree nahi ye Hamara beta nahi h meri behen ka beta h ye
P: ji aur abhi to hamari shadi bhi nahi hui h
Pj: shadi nahi hui?  um dono to ese lad rahe the jaise salo se shadi ho gai ho aur phir bache ko bhi kitna aache se samhalte ho dono. tumhara hone wala bacha bohat kismat wala hoga


Pramod blushes at that
Pj: bhagwan tum dono ki jodi hamesha salamat rakhe
He keeps his hand on both of their head .



Next update will be after 21st cause i have exams now🤧💖

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