Scandalous!

26.Mazak

S: ek kaam karte h let's eat and get out of here kahi aache se baith ke baat karte h Shanti se
P: han han tumhe dar h ki restaurant me tum meri sutai nahi kar paogi
Par chalo theek h jaldi jaldi Khao phir
Pramod starts shoving everything fastly
S: aree dheere Khao na taste leke aram se

 
P: (mouth full of food) nahi tum bhi jaldi Khao aur chalo
S: aree thaska-
Pramod starts coughing
S: lag gaya na !! Sunte kyu nahi ho meri!!! Kaha foodpipe
me jata h tum windpipe me dal rahe ho!

Susheela gets up her chair hurriedly and gives him water while rubbing his back
Pramod has tears in his eyes from food but he was smiling seeing Susheela's reaction
P: vaise ye foodpipe aur windpipe wali baat yaad h tumhe?
S: huh matlab? Bass Science h wo

 
P: come on jhoot mat bolo i used to say that to you ...aur tumhe science me koi intrest nahi tha to isliye aache se jhoot bolna seekho pahle
S: ughh tumse kuch bolna hi bekar h
Aur matlab foodpipe windpipe pe tumhara koi copyright h kya... Bohat log bolte h ye..
P: jaise kon?

S: jaise...well... Tum chodo na ab jaldi nahi chalna h time pass kar rahe ho
Susheela sits back and starts to eat
After eating Pramod pays off the bill
S: kitna tha?
P: kya bill?

 
S: ofc aur kya hi puchungi
P: chodo na maine de diya h...aur ab please nari shakti ka jhanda mat leke khadi hona... Mujhe pata h tum bohat kamati ho and all par aaj ki treat meri taraf se thi....as an apology
S: maine kab bola mai pay karne wali hu? Maine to bass pucha h ki kitna tha thodi information rakhni chahiye na mujhe kabhi kisi aur ke sath aana ho to kabhi kisi actual date pe
P: very funny... rohtak me mere alwa koi nahi milega tumhe "date" pe jane
S: whatever 

P: vaise mumbai me kitni dates pe gai ho tum... And real wali mujhe pata h tum actors movie promotion ke liye bhi karte ho
S: I'm not of that kinda aur jada dates pe nahi gai mai to iska ye matlab nahi h ki mujhe ladke nahi milte

 
P: mujhe pata h tumhare samne to line lagti ho par madam ke standards bohat high h na after me
S: hehe mast joke mara ab chalo khud ki tareef ho gai ho to 
They sit in the car and go to a distance

Pramod stops the car the side of the road there were just trees around them so he turns on the parking light
S: kitna fresh h na yaha sab windows open kardo bohat aachi hawa aa rahi h
Pramod takes the windows down Susheela breathes deeply feeling the fresh air
S: tumhe pata h Mumbai me to sirf traffic aur pollution hi milta h
Kitna aacha lag raha h yaha
P: vaise london me kuch aachi places h iss type ki with fresh air and all but mujhe yaha jada aacha lag raha h london me kuch kam lagta h

S: esa kyu? Tumhe to London se better kuch nahi lagta na

P:par london me tum nahi hoti na
Susheela looks at him all confused

 
P: aree yaar mazak kar raha hu
S: ye flirt karne ki adat kab jayegi tumhari?
(Thinking)Mazak me hi bohat kuch bol jate ho tum jo dil pe lag jata h
P:(thinking) mazak nahi kar raha hu par ye baat tumhe seedha bol bhi to nahi sakta na
P: aacha ye sab mazak mazak chodo ab seriously baat karte h
S: theek h


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