MCYT Oneshots

Bonk' em up

I am a firm believer in the dad Schlatt headcanon fight me
This is also based of a fanart piece that I saw and I can't find it and I'm upset so I'm writing it
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Schlatt was by no means a rich man, he worked a simple desk job and wasn't payed that much for it, most of his money went to his son, school, clothes, food, toothbrush, toys, whatever it may be. School was a particularly pricy one, and recently he'd been having trouble getting the 5 year old to go.

"Tubbo come on you can't hide forever, you're going to be late!" Schlatt hollered, scouring the house for his son who appeared to be hiding. He didn't want to sound mad so he was trying to keep his cool, although really he just wanted to throw the kid in the car and drive. His anger was definitely a con of his fathership, he was trying his best to work on that.

Eventually he found the boy, hiding in a cupboard, "nooo!" The child shouted kicking his tiny little legs as his father picked him up. Schlatt sat Tubbo down on the couch and have him a stare, "what's going on? You used to love school.." he said sitting next to Tubbo. The boy just pouted and turned away, as a child who was upset would do. "Talk to me Tubs, I can't help you if I don't know what's wrong" he sighed.

Tubbo then hugged his father tight, "kids are picking on me for having horns..say I look scary.." he sniffled, starting to cry. "Have you told your teachers?" The father asked, now concerned, Tubbo nodded, "they don't listen..tell me it's not a big deal.." Schlatt was pissed, his son was being bullied and nothing was being done. So what better thing to do then to teach his son how to handle it.

Schlatt didn't make Tubbo go to school that day, he took the day off and they watched movies and ate junk, not like there was any healthy food in the cupboards. Over the next week Schlatt taught Tubbo a small piece of self defence, in which he called 'Bonk'. Basically it was ramming a head full of horns at someone's stomach, not hard enough to do any real damage, just bruising. The two did it playfully once and awhile, just for the younger to get a feel for it.

The next time the picking was really bad Schlatt smirked "don't let them push you around, you know there's something you can do to stop it" he said getting down to Tubbos level, "with Bonk?" The 5 year old asked, Schlatt nodded "yes Tubbo, with bonk" he smirked "won't I get in trouble?" "Papa will deal with it, you won't be in trouble in my book"

A day or two later, Schlatt got the phone call, he was at work doing nothing so it was really the perfect timing. "Hello Mr.Underscore? We are calling about your son we need you to come and get him, he's been suspended" the school secretary said in the most annoying voice possible. Schlatt smirked "good id love to have a chat" he said and hung up.

When Schlatt got there, Tubbos eyes were puffy from crying and there was another kid clenching his stomach, Tubbo quickly flew into Schlatts arms "I'm sorry Papa" he sniffled "don't be Tubs you did the right thing, get your things and wait in the hall okay?" Tubbo nodded, picked up his bright yellow backpack and left the room to the hallway. "Mr. Underscore if I heard you correctly, you said he did the right thing?" The principal questioned. "Yes I did, wanna know why? my kid is being bullied for being a tad different, and your shitty staff has done nothing, isn't that right?" He asked, turning to Tubbos teacher who stayed quiet. "Thought so" Schlatt said, "don't bother expecting Tubbo back, I'm not leaving him to deal with you fuckers" he then left the room.

Tubbo was still waiting in the hall, he giggled when Schlatt came out. "You said a bad word in there" he said hugging Schlatt "yeah I did, you can only say bad words if they deserve it" he said scooping the boy up. "Now, how about we go get McDonald's?" He asked, walking towards the exit. Tubbo cheered with excitement. He didn't go back to that school after that incident. Schlatt saved up enough money to send him somewhere new and better. Tubbo even made friends with a certain loud blonde child.
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