MCYT Oneshots

Two Violent Uncles cooking to the beat

So I thought I would be fun to try one of those story generators but with Karlnap so ya I thought It would be funny to post it so here you go
(This story is completely auto generated including the title I didn't write any of it)
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Sapnap was thinking about Karl again. Karl was a down to earth patient with greasy fingers and solid thighs.

Sapnap walked over to the window and reflected on his noisy surroundings. He had always loved sleepy School with its tasty, teeny-tiny trees. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel puzzled.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a down to earth figure of Karl .

Sapnap gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a funny, spiteful, beer drinker with slimy fingers and sticky thighs. His friends saw him as a hurt, handsome hero. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a brave owl.

But not even a funny person who had once jumped into a river and saved a brave owl, was prepared for what Karl had in store today.

The sun shone like bouncing toads, making Sapnap afraid. Sapnap grabbed a tattered torch that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Sapnap stepped outside and Karl came closer, he could see the slobbering smile on his face.

Karl gazed with the affection of 1935 spiteful dizzy dogs. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a relationship."

Sapnap looked back, even more afraid and still fingering the tattered torch. "Karl, I love you," he replied.

They looked at each other with relaxed feelings, like two long, late lizards eating at a very wild prom, which had jazz music playing in the background and two violent uncles cooking to the beat.

Sapnap regarded Karl's greasy fingers and solid thighs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Sapnap with a delighted grin.

Karl looked concerned, his emotions blushing like a rare, robust record.

Then Karl came inside for a nice drink of beer.
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Why is this so weird 😂
Word count: 358
~S❤️