Week of Wishaps

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Little note:
I say it at the end, but this WASN'T WRITTEN BY VESPER, THE OG AUTHOR. this was written by some dude called Auditorium

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After the events of Monday, Tuesday came around! It's 5 in the morning, Doc was working on his 50 projects! ... Miscalculation, there's one more, 501, there we go! Anyway, he's working on the last project... it's not even his, nor is it for school. He's doing a "world domination" project for some guy named Phobos. Doc has only heard about him through Deimos complaining about him, he now sees what he means by all those shitty comments about the guy. It came to the part of the project where Phobos wanted some sort of audio because, and I quote, "audio attracts people who will want to help with world domination." Doc wanted to cry at that line, but not because it was cringe, no, because it wasn't wrong. While reading the email Phobos sent him about the project(which was poorly written), he continued working on it. Did we mention it was called Nexus?

A bit later, Hank walks in and just stares at the man. Apparently, the typing woke them up. It takes 2b a minute or two to realize Hank was just...staring. Doc sighs before beginning to speak.
"Why are you up, Hank?" Doc asks.
"Your loud ass typing," Hank responds, annoyed. "Go the fuck to sleep. I couldn't even get a good 8 hour sleep because of you."
"Quit your complaining, I have things to do." 2b continued with the project. Hank decides to look over at what he's doing before leaving. They saw the name of what he was doing, "Nexus." The name was familiar, but then they remembered who uses that name for everything. Phobos.
"Phobos?" They thought. "What the hell? 2b is my little meow meow...why's he making him do such weird ass things?" Hank then leaves, but was still concerned.

Nothing special happens after that, so time skip to when they're at the entrance of the school waiting for their friends to come, Sanford and Deimos. The two tend to hold things up a lot, especially since the time they confirmed being fruity for each other. It took them 10 minutes to finally meet up with Hank and Doc, apparently they got lost while walking, stupid fucking gays.
"Sorry for the holdup!" Deimos says. 2b simply just sighs out of disappointment, meanwhile Hank doesn't say anything.
"Wait, Sanford, I thought you took the bus? What happened?" Doc questioned as he remembered Sanford mentioning before that he took a bus.
"Oh, that. Things... changed." Sanford said as an excuse. In reality, it was probably because it was just more time spent with Deimos.
"Whatever works...I guess..? Oh well, we have to go unless you wanna purposely be late." 2b says before walking off, Hank following behind without a word.
"We better go, see ya later, Sanbae." Deimos then runs off knowing his first class of the day is a bit far. Sanford was a bit surprised to hear "Sanbae" be said, that was something never said to him before. He was the last to hurry off, probably was nearly late.

Another little skip to fourth period with Sanford, his English class. Sanford's hot milf teacher comes to the front of the classroom for a uh....special announcement!
"Alright class," she begins. "We have a returning student, please give him a warm welcoming, it's been 3 months." An overwhelming tall person with a singular red goggle stepped into the room. Sanford instantly recognized him from months ago- it was Phobos.
"Welcome back, Phobos. Now go take your seat next to Sanford." Sanford immediately wanted to cry when he heard he had to sit next to returning student Phobos. He remembers the overwhelming tall guy constantly telling him how "great" he was, threatening him, or for some reason......hitting on him..? IDFK drama reasons I guess. Sanford decided he wasn't gonna put up with Phobos' shit right now, so he decided to ask the teacher to "use the bathroom."
"Ms. Hotmilf...." he spoke up. "I...need to use the bathroom."
"Oh, ok Sanford. Take this and go." Ms. Hotmilf gave Sanford the pass to go, then he left.

Sanford arrives to the bathroom just to kind of chill for a bit, he wasn't ready to sit next to Phobos again. To his surprise, Deimos was also there. They both quickly noticed each other.
"Sanford, why the hell are you skipping this class? I thought you liked your fourth period teacher!" Deimos asked being very confused, but also concerned. Sanford thought the reason he was skipping was stupid, but decided to be honest anyway
"Well, uh... let's just say it relates to Phobos."
"No way, that bitch is back? DAMNIT." Deimos had a real hatred for Phobos, no one really knew why though.
"Anyway since we're here, what you wanna do?"
"Deimos, there's nothing to do in a BATHROOM."
"Right.............wanna make out."
"Yeah bet."
And then they make out....in the school bathroom....disgusting..
Meanwhile that happens, someone steps out of one of the stalls, pure horror comes on their face.
"D...DEIMOS??" It was Fellow09. They were only really aware of Deimos from being introduced awhile ago to him by Doc, they had no clue who Sanford was yet. Deimos immediately looked at the Fellow, but acted in a way he wished he hadn't. He punched 09 and they immediately blacked out, it was as if large rock hit them in the head...what do you mean this is a reference to Dedmos? Two other people stepped out of the same stall Fellow09 was in...Tricky and a "specific engineer." They all just looked at each other, then down at Fellow09.
"YOU KILLED THEM, ASSHOLE," the engineer yelled at Deimos. "Just as we were becoming homies...."
The engineer and Deimos start arguing over Fellow09 meanwhile Tricky and Sanford just stare at this whole scene going down. The bell for them to go to lunch then rang, saved by the bell! They all left, except the engineer brought Fellow09 to the nurses office.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 10, 2022 ⏰

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