SCALES [one shots]

SAM'S SAMMICH 🍓🥪

Sam stood up. "Oh boy🚹! I'm so hungry! I could go for a really good samich 🥪 right about now.🧍‍♀️" The tiny🤏 strawberry🍓 girl stood up again and rolled 🙇‍♀️ to the kitchen near by.

Sam got a plate 🍽 and ran 🏃‍♀️ over to the counter and grabbed a loaf of bread 🍞. She took 2️⃣ slices of bread 🍞 and placed them onto the plate. "Hmmmmmmm🤔..what should I put on this sandich🥪.." It took her a while but she eventually came up with an epic conclusion. "STRAWBERRY JAM!!🍓🙆‍♀️" Sam QUICKLY 🏃‍♀️ opened the fridge behind her. However, her movements were so fast she ripped the friDGE DOOR🚪OFF IT'S HINGES! 😱

It tooker her about 3️⃣ minutes and 2️⃣3️⃣ seconds to realize what had happened🧍‍♀️. She gasped😱 and dropped the fridge door 🚪 onto the ground in shock ⚡️. She looked back at her fridge, then to the fridge door🚪that was resting on the floor 👀. She repeated this motion 5️⃣ more times and shrugged 😕. "First world problems!🤷‍♀️" She then grabbed the jam🍓 from the fridge and a butter KNIFE 🔪 from a random drawer with broken glass in it 😊.

She returned to her plate with only 2️⃣ slices of 🍞 on it. The strawberry🍓girl proceeded to take her hand, grab a handful 🖐 of jelly from the jar, and wipe it into her 🍞 slices. "This is way faster 🏃‍♀️ than using a butter KNIFE 🔪! Plus, no dishes for meeee☺️ yay!!!!" Sam cheered in glee.😃 Once she was done, the pink gal licked 👅 her hands🖐 clean💀.

"Hmmmmmm...what else should I add..?🤷‍♀️" She deadass 💀 stopped thinking for a moment until she had a random brain blast. 🧠 💥 "Oh! I should ask Lukas👻!! My bestieee💅💗!!"

She grabbed her hello kitty 😺 flip phone from the hoodie of her pocket and quickly 🏃‍♀️ called Lukas 👻. It took awhile for him to pick up,,, but he DID!!!! 🎉🎉🎉😁

"What's up, Sam?" He said through the kawaii hello kitty 😺 mew mew 🥺 flip phone nya~!!*:･ﾟ✧💗💓💞💕💗💞💞💞💓💕💗💕💓💖💕💗💞💗💓💞💞💗💗💗💖💗💕💕💕💞💓💕

"HI LUKAS👻👋!! Soooooo I was wondering👉👈 what should I put on my samich 🥪? So I was all like- JAM 🙆‍♀️! So I did strawberry 🍓 jam, of course. However🧍‍♀️ I'm stuck on what to add next😱! I don't wanna put peanut butter🚫🥜 on there because that's lame 😫. I don't wanna put banana🍌 slices on there because Alex ate them all last time he came over 😒! He still needs to pay me back in bananas 😡🍌...ANYWAYS- I was just wondering what do YOU👻 think I should but on my sammy 🥪? :3" She asked, doing a silent flip after each sentence. It was dead quiet on the other side of the line. 😰

"..what?🧍‍♂️ " Lukas asked, confused as to what his friend just said. 🧐👂 ❓️

"WHAT💥 SHOULD I PUT💥 ON MY 💥DARN💥💥 SANDWICH 🥪 LUKAS 👻!?!😡" SHE YELLED into her hello kitty flip phone 😺 IN A COMPLETE RAGE. 🔥💥😡

"I- uh- strawberry- 🧍‍♂️🍓❓️" Lukas 👻 managed to mumble out. 😟

Before he could continue ➡️ Sam quickly cut ✂️ him off. "THAT'S BRILLIANT 👏!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT 🤦‍♀️????!?! THANKS LUKAS 👻!! TTYL MMM BYEEEE 🍓 <3" Sam hung up⬆️ before he could reply. ☠️

Sam 😃 turned back⬅️ to her broken ass fridge 📉 and pulled put her 💫special💫 strawberry 🍓 supply🙇‍♀️. "Awwww yes 😌, that's the stuff..🥴" She said, as she pulled out a nice thicc strawberry 🍓 from the bunch. Her fist slowly closed around the poor strawberry,,🥺 crushing it like one of her pathetic hearts🫀 that she rips 👀 out from the chests of her enemies 😝.

She then slaps💥 the crushed strawberry🍓 onto➡️ the jam of da bread. 🍞 "Oh yes! This is working out perfectly!! 🥰"

Suddenly 😨, the sound of the front door 🚪 opening was heard. Sam is always listening 👁👁. She stayed frozen 🥶 in fear, not knowing who was in her house 🏠👺. She grabbed her butter KNIFE 🔪 that she didn't fucking use for her sandwich 😒 and slowly started to walk towards the noise. 😰

"AYO, SAM 🗣! I brought those bananas🍌 I owe you! You home!?"

Without thinking🚫🧠, Sam ran 🏃‍♀️ up to the person 🧍‍♂️and stabbed 🔪 them 6️⃣8️⃣ times in the chest.💁‍♀️ She looked up at the criminal and saw it was....ALEX?!?!? 😱😱😱😱 She quickly backed away in horror. "N-NO😱! ALEX...I'M SORRY😢!!! I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT🥺!" She flopped onto the floor and started to cry violently. 😭

Alex smiled 😁 and looked down⬇️ at her. "Oh, Sam- don't cry!!💦 Everything is alright 😊, I know it was an accident💁. I should've knocked🖖 lmao. My bad 🤣"

Sam 🍓 looked up to Alex, seeing that he was still standing.🧍‍♂️"h-how are you not dead☠️..? I stabbed 🔪 you 6️⃣8️⃣ times!" Sam asked, confused and shocked. 😰😰😰

"Oh, Sam. I can never die! 😃"