SCHOOL AU 🤢🤮

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It was a beautiful Monday morning 😊🌈. The birds🐦 was out and the sun🌞 were chirping🎶. The smell👃 of fresh air was delightful😄 and scrumptious🤤. It was the perfect💫 day to be late🧍‍♂️ to school 🏫! 😁

Wait...late??? 😰😰

Yes, that's right ✅️! Ethan was fucking late to school! 😁 mf slept💤 in by accident and now is paying💸 the price by setting his legs🦵, sides 🩱, and lungs🫁 on literal fire.🔥

All he could manage 🤷‍♂️ to get for breakfast 😋 at a time⏲️ like this was a slice of bread 🍞 that hung from his mouth👅.

The blue💙 cat😾 hooded boy🚹 made it to school 🏫 with 5️⃣ minutes to spare🎉! Hurray!! 🎉🎉 Ethan walked🚶‍♂️ into the school, still trying to catch 🪤 his breath.🤧 (poor guy 🥺)

He walked🚶‍♂️ over to his locker 🔐 and proceeded to open 🦠 it with his very berry🫐 blue💙 telekinesis 👀. I obviously failed👎 because he's a loser🥱 and a dork 🤓 so he just opened it like a normal🧍‍♂️ person. 🤷‍♂️

"What's up⬆️, nerd? 😎" *vine boom sound effect 🔊 plays ▶️* Ethan froze🥶 in place. It was Ethan's bully...Justin........☹️ "Ayo, dork! I'm talking🗣 to you! 😠"

Ethan 🫐 slowly 🐌 turned towards Justin and his crew.👥 "Hey, Justin...😟" Ethan greeted🤝, looking down at the floor. ☹️

"I see 👁 you're still wearing that stupid 🤪 fucking ugly🤮 ass🍑 cat🐈 hoodie. When was the last time you washed🌊 that damn thing?? You deadass☠️🍑 smell like tacobell🌮🔔 meat🥩 bruh oml.💀" Justin said with a smirk. His crew 👥 proceeded to point 👉 and laugh 😃 at Ethan🥺💔.

"Guys come on guys, please just...leave me alone..😿" Ethan said, feeling his face👦 burn🔥 a bright red. 🔴

"Nah🚫. I'm bored🛌 and I genuinely😊 like make others👤 feel like shit.😎👍" Justin replied, his voice 🗣 filled with venom🐍.

Ethan whimpered😰 as they continued to say really mean🙊 things to him 🥺..

"HEY!" 🗣📢!! Justin🕶 turned his head 180°🔄 to see👁 who spoke 🗣 up⬆️ to him🕴. He saw 🪚 Alex standing🧍all sassy from across➡️ the hallway. "Leave my blue🫐 buddy🫂 alone!!! 😡🤬" Alex started walking 🚶 towards them, his walk🚶 filled with confidence. 😎✨️

"Well, if it isn't the gay🏳️‍🌈 theater🎭 kid.👶" Justin snarled. 😎 Alex's confidence😎➡️ shattered😢💔 the moment Justin finished ✅️ his sentence.☹️ "Come to save☻️ your stinky👃 blue💙 friend🫂?" Justin grabs 🖐 Ethan's hood and YANKS💥 him over➡️ and then pushes 🙌 him forward➡️ towards Alex. They both collide🫂 and fall⬇️ to the cold🥶 sticky🤮 school 🏫 floor. The whole crew 👥 BURSTED 🤣 OUT LAUGHING at the cringe🤢 kids👶 in front of them. "Why don't you 2️⃣ go make out 👄 behind the Wendy's🍔 next to Target🎯 mmmmk? 😎"

"How about you back up. 😡" *another vine boom sound effect 🔊plays ▶️ *

Justin turns 🔄 his head 180° again and looks 👀 to see Lukas 👻. 😱 The ultimate💫 badash🚬 kid in the whole school 🏫!! 😱😱 "L-L-LUKAS😨! Aye man- w-we was just 👀💧 messing around man! 😰" Justin put both of his hands🙌 in the air, pissing🤢 his pant.👖 "We were just g-going! Come on gang.." 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️

"Damn right...😠IF I CATCH 🧹 YOU DOING THIS AGAIN I'LL BEAT🤜 THEM💥 CHEEKS🍑- WAIT NO 😰 THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT😰 WAIT😭-" Before Lukas could fix 🛠 his statement they were already gone. 🙌 "damn." Lukas sighed 😮‍💨 and turned back 2️⃣ the dorks. "You guys good?"😐

Ethan & Alex both stand up🧍🧍‍♂️. "We're fine🙄. I could've handled🪑 it myself.." Alex huffed. 😠

Lukas chuckled😄. "Oh really, Alex😏? I could've sworn🙏 I saw your ego😎 being shattered😢 within a matter of seconds⌚️ just a moment ago 😏."

"S-Shut up!! 😡" Alex turned into a rock 🪨 for 🖐 seconds ⏰️ and returned to normal. "Just mind your own☝️ DANG😤 business pal!"

Lukas blushed😳 lightly at the cute🥺 theater 🎥 kid in front of him. "Okay then😊. Cya👋..Alex.😏" The cool 😎 kid Lukas than walked off.

"Um- bye???" Ethan🫐 said, feeling completely left out. 😶

"He's such a show off! 🙄 I could've totally 🙌 handled that situation on my own 😡." Alex protested.

"I mean, you did get red in the face when he called you a gay 🏳️‍🌈 theater 🎭 kid 👶-" Ethan added.

"...man shut up Etha-"

"HEY GUYS👋! I MADE A GLITTER ✨️ PIPE BOMB 💣 THAT SMELLS 👃 LIKE STRAWBERRIES🍓 and CANDY 🍬 WANNA SEE😃!?!?!" Sam asked coming down from the ceiling.

"WAIT NO-" Ethan🫐 was cut ✂️ off by a large explosion💥 of glitter ✨️ and strawberries 🍓 that covered the entire🙇‍♀️ hallway.

"OH GOD😭 IT'S IN MY EYES 👁 OH GOD!!" Ethan SCREAMED😫 out in pain 🥺. Scratching at his flaming red🔥 eyes. ☠️

"OH GOD SHIT- I- CAN'T- BREATHE- IT'S IN..THE....AIR-😨" Alex struggled to say as he coughed up glitter✨️ and blood 😳🩸. "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BRING A BOMB TO SCHOOL, S-SAM-? *cough* "

"No no no☝️! It's a GLITTER ✨️ pipe bomb! Not a bomb. Plus➕️, I thought it would be cool😁!" She said through her gas mask😎. "Anyways, I gotta bounce☺️. Cya!! 👋" She then fell through the floor.

"M-MY BAD...BYE SAM👋🍓💕!!" Alex said, crying 😢 as his eyes burned😭 badly. "man..FUCK THIS GLITTER✨️ DAWG OML.." Alex said as he slammed💥 his fist 👊 onto the floor in pain.

A teacher👩‍🏫 approached🚶‍♀️ both boys who were pissing 😳 and crying 😢 on the floor. "WHO DID THIS😠?! WHO ON EARTH DID THIS😡?!" The teacher👩‍🏫 said in a nagging voice. "WAS IT YOU TWO🧍‍♂️🧍? HUH?? WAS IT YOU TWO🧍‍♂️🧍!?" She asked, pointing her boney 🦴 ass🍑 finger☝️ at them. "YOU BOTH ARE GETTING 3️⃣ MONTHS OF DETENTION🪑!! YOU HEAR ME👂?! 3️⃣ MONTHS BOYS🚹🚹. I'M NOT JOKING🤡 AROUND😡." Both Ethan and Alex continue to scream in agony. "GO CLEAN UP AND GET TO CLASS. NOW. 😡" The dumbass teacher👩‍🏫 said.

To be continued...

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