SCALES [one shots]

DETENTION. 🪑

Ethan and Alex🤪 walk🚶‍♂️🚶to the detention room after cleaning off all the glitter they could. "This is dumb. 😐" Alex muttered. 🙄

All Ethan🫐 could do was nod🙇‍♂️ his head. He's NEVER☝️ gotten in trouble before. All the blue 💙 boy🚹 felt at that moment was embarrassment😵‍💫 and da feet 🦶🏻 😮‍💨. And of course the glitter ✨️ in his lungs. 🫁

"lmao I can still see 👀 glitter ✨️ in my eyes 👁. Everything looks so sparkley✨️ and clean🧼!" Alex said, looking 👀 around 🔄 with his brand spankin✋️💥 new eyes. 👁👁

"shut up, Alex." Ethan snapped💥.

Alex whimpered 🥺 and stayed quiet😶 for the rest of the trip.🚶‍♂️ 🚶

They eventually make it to the detention center and walked 🚶‍♂️ 🚶 into the room. "WELL WELL WELL❗️IF IT ISN'T🚫 THE GLITTER✨️ BOYS🚹.." The bitch🐶 teacher👩‍🏫 said as the boys🧍🧍‍♂️ entered the room. "SIT YO ASSES🍑 DOWN." 😡👩‍🏫 Alex and Ethan quickly 🏃‍♂️ 🏃 rush to an empty seat🪑 and sat their tooshies 🍑 down. ⬇️ "NOW! I don't want any talking 😶! Also no phones📵. Yeahhhhh that's right😈! No 🚫 snapper chatter👻 or 🚫 instagramer🤳. NONE OF IT☝️😡. Last kid👶 who tested📝 me on that left🚶‍♂️ the class with a broken jaw😠. Oh and I took his phone📱 2️⃣😁. ANYWAYS😠! The only thing you're allowed to do here is work💥 woRK💥 WORK💥💥! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR😡???!" The teacher👩‍🏫 spat. Ethan and Alex nodded in response. "GOOD. Now- I need to go 🚶‍♀️ and get some paper 📃 for the printer 🖨. I shall be back. NO. TALKING😶. NO PHONES📵. ☝️😡"

That stupid🤪 ass🍑 teacher👩‍🏫 left Ethan and Alex in order to hunt🔪 down some papers 📃. Alex yawned 🥱. "Damn bruh what a b I tch🙄!"

Ethan HUSHED 🤫 Alex. "She said no talking 😠!"

"You're talking too😦!!" Alex argued. "Don't act like a saint now😠, Ethan. I know what you did to that grasshopper🦜 2 months ago! 😠🤢"

"SHUT UP😰!!! We sworn NEVER😫 to speak of that AGAIN😖!!" Ethan said, glitter✨️ tears taking form in his eyes 👀.

"Man this is boring 💤 as fuckkkkkk😫! Wanna bail👀?" Alex asked, doing the stanky leg🦵 in his seat.💺

"Alex- we can't just bail 🏃‍♂️! We'd get in way more trouble 😰 than we already are and we're- we- wh- damn sorry I'm having a stroke🤪. Anyways, we need to we- FUCK☠️!" Ethan struggled to speak 🗣 words as Alex was thinking about funny🤣 Family Guy clips.

"What if.....we crawled🙇🙇‍♂️ into the vent📮...and....make our way back to civilization😃?" Alex asked, chewing🦷 the absolute shit👅 out of his pencil. ✏️ ☠️

"Uh- eh- what? We're only in here for an hour⌚️. That's not that bad🙁." Ethan said, trying to make the best💫 out of the situation🌈 and trying to keep Alex from making stupid🤪 ass🤪 choices🤪.

"Yeah, with an evil dicKtator 🍆👀 like that? 🧐 I think I'll pass.🚶" Alex replied💬 back, snapping the pencil✏️ in half using his beautiful💫 teeth🦷.

Ethan rolled his eyes 🙄 and started doodling on his notes 📝 from english.

The door🚪 opened and the teacher👩‍🏫 was back. "WERE Y'ALL TALKING👁👁!?" She yelled, holding 🤲 a pet snail 🐌 in one hand and a large stack of paper 📃 in the other. The boys🚹🚹 both shake their head N O 🚫. "GOOD. IF YALL WAS TALKING 🗣 I WAS GONNA ADD EXTRA😱 TIME TO YOUR DETENTION😰. YOU HEAR ME🦻?? I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN BLUE BOY🫐!" Ethan's head shot up. "YEAH! I'M TALKING😡 TO YOU👁! WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE NORMAL HAIR🤯? LET ME GUESS, YOU HAVE PRONOUNS TOO🙄🙄?!" Ethan stayed dead quiet💀. "I will NEVER understand your guy's generation👵. Y'ALL only EVER talk about McDonald's🍟, charge they phone🔌, twerk🍑, be bisexual😳, eat hot chip🌶 & LIE😡." You could feel the heat 🔥 radiating off of her 👩‍🏫 as she continued to spit💦 out how much she HATES😡 children and how much she REALLY HATES😡😡😡 children..

Alex has finally had enough😐 and stood🧍 up⬆️ from his lame seat 💺. "Shut up, bitch."

There was a moment of 🔕 . Ethan's jaw dropped⬇️ as he watched👁👁 his best friend accept death 💀. The teacher was shocked.

"Do you wanna die child? Do you have a death💀 wish you'd like me to grant🪄, because I can assure you," she gently set her pet 🐌 on her desk and stood🧍‍♀️ tall. "..i can make that happen."

Alex stood his ground.🧍

The teacher smirked 😏. "..so be it."

IN A FLASH ⚡️THE TEACHER👩‍🏫 RUSH🏃‍♀️ OVER TO ALEX🧍 AND GRABBED🖐 HIM BY HIS REALLY LONG📏 NECK AND PINNED📍 HIM AGAINST THE WALL.

Ethan gasped 😰 and ran 🏃‍♂️ up⬆️ to the teacher👩‍🏫 in order to try to stop ✋️ it. The teacher👩‍🏫 sucker punched 💥👊 Ethan to the other ⬅️side of the room. Ethan fell to the floor and his nose👃 started to drip glittery✨️ blood🩸 as his face began to swell up.🥺

The teacher👩‍🏫 turned her attention back to Alex, who has not moved😵 an inch. "Any last words before I take your soul👻, child👶?" She chuckled🤭 slightly.

Alex rested his large fucking hand🖐 on her wrist. "You've made a terrible mistake."

The teacher👩‍🏫 was taken back⬅️ by his words. She then realized😦..she gasped 😰 "n-no. it can't be..!"

"Oh yes...Ms. Cathy.." His giant fucking fingers dug into her skin as he twisted her arm in one swift motion. He leaned close into her ear..👂

"I can never die."

Alex's lazer eyes BLASTED her into dust and just like that, Ms. Cathy was gone. All because she made one fatal mistake..

Alex 🤪 turned🔄 on his heel 👠 towards➡️ Ethan 🫐. "Welp! No more detention for us😁!" Alex strolled over to see Ethan frozen 🥶 from pure and utter shock!⚡️⚡️ "awwww buddy🥺! she💀 really did a number #️⃣ on your face😰! wanna go to DQ😋 and get some ice cream🍦 for that?" Alex offered, holding out his large hand for his bff. 🫂

Ethan continued to stay in shock🥶⚡️, trying to comprehend🧠 what he had just witnessed💀 with his own 2️⃣ eye👁.

"I'll take that as a yes 😁!" Alex scooped🍧 Ethan up and flew🐦 to the nearest Dairy Queen🍦🍦,, leaving a trail of glitter ✨️ beind them. "Man, Justin😎 was right✅️, you smell👃 like shit🤭. You really should wash🌊 that nasty ass🍑 hoodie." 😃 Ethan, in response, threw up glitter✨️ and bread 🍞.

"Yeah, I hate Shrek the Third too.😁" Alex replied.