A/N : HI GUYS!! THIS IS JUST ME COPYING THINGS OVER FROM MY TUMBLR.
BANG!
The crunching sound of metal against metal overwhelmed your senses as your head jerked forward, barely missing the surface of the steering wheel.
Oh no no no no no no.
Your Mercedes! Your baby!
Oh My God, you were going to cry.
You unbuckled your seatbelt and frantically scuffled out of the car to see the exterior. Somehow you had managed to T-Bone your car into another one, and now you didn't know what to do. You'd never been in a situation even remotely like this before!
You couldn't understand how this had happened, you'd been so careful! You must've zoned out or something because you had never taken your eyes off of the road, and now your car was smashed into the black pickup truck in front of you.
Oh my god, the other car!
You saw the owner of said truck come out of the other side, and it took you two seconds to launch into an apology,
"I'm so sorry! I can't believe I just did that, It's totally my fault! I'll pay for any-"
"Hey Lady, come on! I was parked!" The man towered over you, and embodied the phrase 'Tall, Dark, and Handsome'.
He was intimidating as hell, and you were sure you were going to burn into a million ashes if you looked into his eyes, and you'd just gotten your nails done! You didn't want to die just yet!
"I'm so sorry! Really!" You pleaded one last time.
He threw his hands up in frustration, "Ugh, whatever!" He walked away before you even had the chance to give him your number and got back in his car.
Ultimately, the both of you were sitting in your respective cars, waiting for the tow trucks to arrive. You could see his face through the windshield and you wanted the world to swallow you whole, he looked ready to throw you off a cliff!
Again - you'd just gotten your nails done! You didn't wanna die right now!
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"Tanaz, I swear to god I'm at my last straw with you!"
"Tae, It just slipped. What the hell was I supposed to do?"
Somewhere in the background on Tanaz's side, if a person really tried to listen, you could hear Hobi's screaming laughs.
He was actually on the floor, literally rolling around, hyperventilating and howling out of laughter.
Hoseok found the situation so absolutely hilarious for no reason, and Taehyung started regretting his whole existence in the first place.
"Oh, I don't know Tanaz. Maybe keep your big mouth shut!" His words were dripping with sarcasm.
"It's not my fault, though! He's my husband... and you already know that I have a gossiping problem, You're the one who keeps saying it's an issue. Don't be thick headed,"
"Of course it's not your fault." Taehyung took a deep breath, "It's my fault, that I even mentioned that we were planning Hoseok Hyung's birthday to you. I don't know why I was dumb enough to think that suddenly after 15 years of knowing you, you'd suddenly gain the ability to keep a secret!"
So maybe she'd let it slip to the birthday boy that his younger friends were avidly planning his special day. The two months between Taehyung and Hobi's birthday had been spent fervently booking venues and caterers for the Big Three Zero. Jimin, Taehyung and Jungkook were convinced that this just had to be the best birthday that their hyung has ever had.
But then Taehyung made the amature mistake of informing his childhood best friend, who just happened to be Hoseok's wife, about said plans. Worst decision ever.
Not even three days later, Taehyung received a phone call from his Hyung, who proceeded to tease him about how 'Taehyungie just loves me soooooo much right? He had to give his Hyung a surprise! Well It's not a surprise anymore,'. Since then, the younger had requested that Tanaz be put on the phone, and then went forth and cursed her into oblivion.
Everything had just been going so wrong lately - His date with the girl from Taco Bell was a total fail (They got to the restaurant, and turns out she got a call from her fiance half way through. Tae doesn't do threesomes.), he'd accidentally rubbed his eyes after cutting fresh green chillies, a total Louis Vuitton donning freak had busted his car in half on his way to work, and now this. He just wanted to go home, curl into a ball on the couch and drown himself in rose thorns.
'Infinite oblivion, it calls upon me' He thought to himself.
He was still cussing her out when - INCOMING CALL : BEST BOSS 4EVA
"Uh, Yeah Nazziezie, lemmmeeee callyouback!! Okay byeee!"
He hoped this would brighten up his mood a little.
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