Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #17: Sally Acorn Vs. Mega Man 2

MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES... SEASON 2, BITCHES!!!!!

MEGA MAN...

...VS...

...SALLY ACORN!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!

Sally Acorn:

Flynn made a mess, and some fans threw a fit,

But it was when that douchebag Kenny sued that everything wentapeshit,

So they cast my hide aside, resolution to my plight denied,

While they brought in your rusty little rear and made the mess called Worlds Collide!

And from that poor man's "Crisis" on one Mobius and one Earth,

My homeworld's seen some major changes we can't legally reverse:

Just ask my brother or my mother. Wait, you can't; they don't exist,

But I'm still here - back in the flesh, with lightsabers on my wrists!

Burst that Bubble Lead of yours before, now watch me do it again:

Biggest mega-disgrace to your legacy since Captain-Fucking-N!

I'll be immune to every attack, when I go hard like a Mettaur's hat,

Spitting sharp words like the spikes that kill you at the slightest contact.

You know who I roll with; best believe I go fast.

Call me Iron Queen: usurp your sinking franchise from your washed-up ass!

You could say I'm like Tron Bonne, 'cause I'll be serving you forty times:

Just like her lawsuits against Gru over their henchmen's designs!(*Minion laugh*)

I'm a strong, independent rebel princess who don't need no help from Obi-Wan;

The day I let you out-rap me is the day I marry Antoine,

Because for all your talk of lasting peace, you couldn't be more reliant on violence,

So shut your whiny trap, and go pester Naugus in the Zone of Silence.

Come at me fully-Powered Up, nine E-Tanks in supply;

This Freedom Fighter queen will beat you 'til she runs those reserves dry!

No need to weasel my way through this; beating you is just my Nack.

This Acorn's like a macadamia: she's one tough nut to crack!

Mega Man:

Enough from you, Ricky; don't you make one more squeak:

You're insufferable as Squirrel Girl, if she wasn't tongue-in-cheek!

Dug up some dirt on you with Rush, so I could give you the Blues,

Like Proto Man, who did some major whistle-blowing for me, too!

I'll make your TV comeback hopes go "BOOM!" like French animators;

Make this cannon on my arm your Ultimate Annihilator!

Thunder Beam you 'cross the room in pieces like a Yellow Devil,

Then use your soul to make a new S-Model Biometal!

Kill you in cold blood, then say you had the Sigma Virus;

Claiming self-defense, like I was Zero and you're Iris.