The Mighty Ducks X Reader (Oneshots & Preferences)

Dodging/Wiping Their Kiss

A/N: I am BACK, and I am TIRED, and I got locked out of my Wattpad because I got a new phone🙄...  AND I JUST MOVED FOUR HOURS AWAY FROM EVERYTHING, ugh ANYWAY, enjoy the stinky little lads<3

Adam Banks #99
He kissed you on the forehead and you wiped it away as a joke to see how he'd react.
- he was offended
- he wouldn't talk to you, he can be real petty when he wants to
- "C'moon Adam, I didn't mean it, it was a JOKE! Please can I have another kiss?" "You should have thought of the consequences before you disrespected me like that."
-he's going to refuse any affection given to him for at least an hour before he even thinks about forgiving you

Charlie Conway #96
He tried giving you a peck on the lips and you turned your head so his lips landed on your cheek.
- surprised, bewildered, shocked
- he audibly gasped and kept trying to go for your lips, which you kept dodging.
- "Y/N! Kiss me please!" "Uuuhhh, no." "But I want it!!" "Yah but I don't." "This is actually homophobic..." "Charlie what the fuck."
- he pouts until you give in

Russ Tyler #56
You willingly kissed him, then wiped it on your sleeve.
- appalled and deeply hurt frfr
-he is in disbelief at this, he just follows you asking why you did that and you just shrug and keep doing what you're doing
- "Y/N, get off the toilet and kiss me with respect!" "Stop it Russ, I'm trying to take a shit and you're putting me out of the groove." "Fuck your groove woman, I need attention!"
-ends up locking you in the bathroom for 10 minutes so you can 'learn your lesson'

Fulton Reed #44
Coming in for his daily smooch he sees you reading in the hallway beside his dorm, you maneuver around him and he almost falls forward
-for a minute he stands there confused before turning to you putting your book away before smiling at him
- he thinks it's his fault you don't want to kiss him
- "Did I do something? does my breath stink? Are you not attracted to me anymore? Are you here to break up with me? Am I too-" "Fulton no! It was just a joke, a bad one, I'm so sorry. I love you so much!!!"
- you end up kissing his face all over to make him feel better, he's okay now

Greg Goldberg #33
He walked into your dorm and kissed your forehead, to which you thought it'd be funny to say 'ew'
-he stood there ASTOUNDED
-put his hands up in offence and kept saying 'oh meh gad'
- "Y/N, I'm afraid to inform you that this relationship is not to my ideal standards." "What?" "Do better, I expect more."
-ends up kissing your forehead again before snapping his fingers and whispering 'That's what I thought, bitch... I love you, bee tee dubs.'

Luis Mendoza #22
Mf licked his lips and started coming in for a make out session when you placed your hand on his lips and cocking an eyebrow
- he was not having it
- he pulls you in by the face and frenches you until you can't breathe
- "*GAAASSSPPP* LUIS!! I could have DIED!" "Maybe next time don't try and refuse my advances lady, you'll regret it."
- he smacks your ass, kisses your forehead and leaves again instead of staying, leaving you breathless and with swollen lips

Dean Portman #21
Laying in bed he leaves a few kisses on your shoulder and you rub it, as if wiping them away
- he's a bitch about it, and will literally sneer at you every time you wipe away his kiss
- instead of accepting it or asking why he just keeps being stubborn and kissing your shoulder and watches you wipe it away
- "Y/N stop." chu *wipe* "No, Y/N, stop it" chu chu *wipe* "Stop it oh my god!" chu chu chu chu chu....... *wipe wipe* "you heartless bitch."
- eventually you can't keep it up and start laughing and calling him stubborn while kissing his temple

Connie Moreau #18
She doesn't kiss you often because of the homophobes always listening🥸 but when she does and you decide to joke around and wipe it away, she took it hard
- she says sorry and scoots a little away from you
- it's so hard to keep up the charade because of how sad she looks
- "Connie I'm sorry, it was supposed to be funny... can I have another one please?" "Okay... as long as it doesn't bother you this time." "Oh my love it could never, I'll never wipe away your sweet kisses again, I promise!"
- she forgave you so fast, and you smothered her in attention the rest of the day

Kenny Wu #16
Don't, he doesn't deserve that. But if you dodge or wipe away his smooch he'd feel like SHIT, like he would doubt every move he made after that
- looks at you more often to see if you're angry at him
- asks if it's okay to hold your hand or walk next to you
- "Y/N I'm sorry..." "For what?" "I made you upset didn't I? You wiped away my kiss this morning because I didn't ask first." "Oh Kenny baby no! I totally forgot, I was playing a prank and didn't even tell you after, god I'm so stupid! You never have to ask if you want a kiss... or to hold my hand.. or anything else you know." "O-okay, uhm.. thanks for telling me it was a joke and I didn't upset you..." "Ugh, I love you so much my mini bash baby<3"
- clueless and thinks it's his fault, never do it, EVER

Jesse Hall #09
He tried kissing your hand he was holding and you pulled it away before he could
- he can't believe his eyes
- he'll be petty too then
- "Fine then, I won't let you kiss me either." "What? Jess it was a joke!" "Check your attitude babe, you petty, me petty."
- can keep it up for hours, but eventually he'll come crawling back for your sweet touch

Dwayne Robertson #07
He tried kissing your cheek while he was laying beside you, and you took your sleeve and rubbed said cheek
- he cocked a brow and mumbled some Texan nonsense
- instead he began running his hands along your body
- "Girlie if you're gonna do that I'm gonna have to put my mouth places you can't reach.." "Wait what?"
- you end up dodging kisses again every so often...

Julie Gaffney #06
She likes to kiss you everyday after second period so when you dodge her kiss she is upset
- first she thinks she did something wrong, but she can't recall doing anything to make you angry or sad within the past 24 hours
- asks to walk with you and to hold your hand, you seem normal
- "Why'd you dodge my kiss? You okay? We okay? Are you mad? What I do? Is there som-" "Relax love, it was a joke, I wanted to see how you'd react." "Uh, kay then?"
- doesn't understand but is glad you're not cross with her

Lester Averman #04
Lester gave you a kiss on your nose, then you wiped it off and he kissed you cheek, then you wiped it off and he kissed your forehead, again, you wiped it off
- he thought of it as a game, so he was laughing and kissing different areas of your face while you kept wiping them away
- he ended up getting tired and asking why you were wiping away his 'everlasting scrumptious kisses of love'
- "I was attempting to pull a joke to see how you'd react." "Ah, I see. Well you're not getting rid of my smooches that easily haha!"

Guy Germaine #00
You dodged a kiss from Guy and he was absolutely, positively, seriously!!..... confused..
- he made a face of disgust when he pulled back after a while
- he also kept looking around
- "What are looking for?" "I'm looking for my girlfriend." "What? I'm right he-" "Nope, I don't know who you are lady. My absolute queen of a lover would NEVER refuse a kiss from me." "Awe Guy-" you lean in for a kiss "Listen stranger, I only kiss my lovely girlfriend."
- you laugh and gently punch his shoulder, and he smiles and kisses your forehead