Doctor who quotes (#Wattys2015)

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Journey to the centre of the Tardis
The Doctor: You said--
Clara: I know what I said. I was the one who said it.
The Doctor: You said it was looking at you funny.
Clara: I was tired. Overwrought. I didn't mean it. It's an appliance. It does a job.
The Doctor: Yes, pretty cool appliance. We're not talking cheese grater here!
Clara: You're not getting me to talk to your ship. That's properly bonkers.

Clara: Ugh. You're like one of those guys who can't go out with a girl unless his mother approves.
The Doctor: It's important to me you get along. I can leave you two alone together.
Clara: Now you're creeping me out.
The Doctor: Take a wheel. Not the wheel. I'll make it easy. Shut it down to basic mode for you.
Clara: Basic? 'Cause I'm a girl?
The Doctor: No! {yes}

Clara: Please, tell me there's a button you can press to fix this!
The Doctor: Oh yes. Big friendly button.
Clara: Are you lying?
The Doctor: Yep.
Clara: To stop me freaking out?
The Doctor: Is it working?
Clara: Not so much!

Clara: Red flashing light. Means something bad. Get out of here fast? Or possibly, whatever you do, don't open this door. {she thinks it over then opens the door to a huge fireball} Bad decision.

Bram: How big is this baby?
The Doctor: Picture the biggest ship you've ever seen. Are you picturing it?
Bram: Yeah.
The Doctor: Good. Now forget it. Because this ship is infinite.
Gregor: It'll take you hours to find the girl.
The Doctor: Days. Plus this whole ship is toxic. She'd be dead by the time I reach her. So. Here's the mission. We're gonna find her in one hour.
Gregor: We?
The Doctor: You're my guys for this.
Gregor: That wasn't the deal.
The Doctor: It is now.
Bram: What makes you think we'll help?
The Doctor: I just activated the TARDIS self-destruct system. One hour 'til this ship blows. {Bram heads for the door} Don't try to leave. The TARDIS is in lock down. I'll open those doors when Clara is by my side.
Bram: You crazy lunatic!
The Doctor: My ship, my rules!
Gregor: You'll kill us all. And the girl.
The Doctor: She's going to die if you don't help me. Don't get into a spaceship with a madman. Didn't anyone ever teach you that?

The Doctor: I'm so so sorry. Sorry. Please please forgive me, Clara. {she punches him} Ow! Okay, so we're not doing hugging. I get that now.
Clara: What do you keep in here? Why have you got zombie creatures? Good guys do not have zombie creatures. Rule one, basic story telling. {she hits him again}
The Doctor: Not in front of the guests.
Clara: Who are they?
The Doctor: Friends. Well, people who aren't trying to kill us. So I don't need punching again!

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