Doctor who quotes (#Wattys2015)

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Deep Breath
Inspector Gregson (Paul Hickey): Madame Vastra. Thank god. I'll wager you've not anything like this before.
Madame Vastra (Neve McIntosh): Well. Not since I was a little girl.

Jenny Flint (Catrin Stewart): Big fellow, innit' he?
Madame Vastra: Dinosaurs are mostly this size. I do believe it's a she.
Jenny Flint: No they weren't. I've seen fossils.
Madame Vastra: I was there!

Inspector Gregson: It's just laid an egg.
Madame Vastra: It dropped a blue box marked "Police" out of its mouth. Your grasp of biology troubles me.

Jenny Flint: So it's him then? The doctor?
Madame Vastra: A giant dinosaur from the distant past has just vomited a blue box from outer space. This is not a day for jumping to conclusions.

Strax (Dan Starkey): Hello? Exit the box and surrender to the glory of the Sontaran Empire.
The Twelfth Doctor (Peter Capaldi): Shush.
Strax: Doctor?

The Doctor: I was being chased by a giant dinosaur but I think I managed to give it the slip.

The Doctor: Sleepy?
Strax: Sir?
The Doctor: Bashful. Sneezy. Dopey? Grumpy. {seeing the others} Ohh! You two! The green one. And the not-green one. Or it could be the other way around. I mustn't pre-judge. Oh, you remember... thingie. The not-me one. The asking questions one. Names, not my area.
Clara: Clara!
The Doctor: Well it might be Clara, might not be. There's a lot to it.

The Doctor: Oh! You've got a dinosaur too!

Clara: I think something's gone wrong!
The Doctor: Wrong? What's gone wrong? Have you regenerated? I remember you. You're Handles. You used to be a little... little robot head. And now you've... really let yourself go.

The Doctor: Never mind! Everyone. Take five. {he collapses}

The Doctor: So you've got a whole room for not being awake in? But what's the point? You're just missing the room. And don't look in that mirror. It's absolutely furious!

Madame Vastra: I'm having difficulty sleeping.
The Doctor: Oh? Oh, well I wouldn't bother with that. I never bother with sleeping. I just do standing up cat naps.
Madame Vastra: Oh really? How interesting. And when do you do those?
The Doctor: Well generally whenever anyone else starts talking. I like to skip ahead to my bits, it saves time.

Madame Vastra: I love monkeys. They're so funny.
Jenny: Oh I see. So people are monkeys now, are they?
Madame Vastra: No dear. People are apes. Men are monkeys.

The Doctor: I am alone. The world which shook at my feet... and the trees... and the sky have gone. And I am alone now. Alone.
Clara: Are you translating?
The Doctor: The wind bites now and the world is grey. And I am alone here. Can't see me. Doesn't see me. Can't see me.
Clara: You can't see it? Think all of London can see it.

Clara: Are you judging me?
Madame Vastra: The Doctor regenerated in your presence. The young man disappeared, the veil lifted. He trusted you. Are you judging him?
Clara: How dare you. How dare you.

The Doctor: Door. Boring. Not me. {he looks out the window} Me!

Madame Vastra: The Doctor needs us. You more than anyone. He is lost in the ruin of himself and we must bring him home.
Clara: When did you stop wearing your veil?
Madame Vastra: When you stopped seeing it.

The Doctor: Sorry. I'm going to have to relieve you of your pet.
Cabbie (Mark Kempner): You're what?
The Doctor: Shut up. I was talking to the horse.

Madame Vastra: Who or what could have done this thing?
The Doctor: No.
Madame Vastra: I'm sorry?
The Doctor: No. That is not the question. That is not where we start.

Strax: Ah! Miss Clara. You look better now you're up.
Clara: Thank you Strax.
Strax: Oh. Sorry. Trick of the light. You still look terrible.

Strax: Now that's interesting.
Clara: What? What's interesting?
Strax: Deflected narcissism. Traces of passive aggressive. And... a lot of muscular young men doing sport.
Clara: What are you looking at?
Strax: Your subconscious.

The Doctor: I need, um, I need clothes. I need clothes, that's what I need. And a big long scarf. No. I've moved on from that. Looks stupid.

The Doctor: Have you seen this face before?
Barney (Brian Miller): No.
The Doctor: Are you sure?
Barney: Sir, I have never seen that face.
The Doctor: It's funny because I'm sure that I have. You know, I never know where the faces come from. They just pop up.

The Doctor: Why this one? Why did I choose this face? It's like I'm trying to tell myself something. Like I'm trying to make a point. But what is so important that I can't just tell myself what I'm thinking? I'm not just being rhetorical here. You can join in.
Barney: I don't like it.
The Doctor: What?
Barney: Your face.
The Doctor: Well I don't like it either. I mean it's alright up to the eyebrows. Then it just goes haywire. Look at the eyebrows! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these.
Barney: They are mighty eyebrows indeed sir.
The Doctor: They're cross. They're crosser than the rest of my face. They're independently cross! They probably want to cede from the rest of my face and set up their own independent state of eyebrows. That's Scot, I am Scottish and I've gone Scottish.
Barney: Yes you are. You are definitely Scot sir. I hear it in your voice.

The Doctor: I am Scottish. I can complain about things. I can really complain about things now.

The Doctor: Are you cross with me?
Clara: I am not cross. But if I was cross it would be your fault. And... yes I am cross.
The Doctor: I guessed that.
Clara: I am extremely cross.
The Doctor: And if I hadn't changed my face would you be cross?
Clara: I would be cross if I wasn't cross.

The Doctor: Look without looking.

Clara: Anything we can do?
The Doctor: How long can you hold your breath?

The Doctor: Ah, no sausages. And there's no pictures either. Do you have a children's menu? Any specials?
Waiter (Graham Duff): Liver.
The Doctor: I don't like liver.
Waiter: Spleen. Brain stem. Eyes.
Clara: Um. Is there a lot of demand for those?
The Doctor: I don't think that's what's on the menu. I think we are the menu.

The Doctor: It's times like this I miss Amy.
Clara: Who?
The Doctor: Nothing.

The Doctor: Clara, I'm not your boyfriend.
Clara: I never thought you were.
The Doctor: I never said it was your mistake.

The Doctor: Better get that. Might be your boyfriend.
Clara: Shut up. I don't have a boyfriend.

The Eleventh Doctor: It's me. It's me, Clara. The Doctor.
Clara: What do you mean, the Doctor?
The Eleventh Doctor: I'm phoning you from Trenzalore. From before I changed. I mean it's all still to happen for me but it's coming. Oh, it's a-coming. Not long now. I can feel it.

The Doctor: So who is it?
The Eleventh Doctor: Is that the Doctor?
The Doctor: Is that the Doctor?
Clara: Yes.
The Eleventh Doctor: He sounds old. Please tell me I didn't get old. Anything but old. I was young. Is he grey?
Clara: Yes.
The Eleventh Doctor: Clara, please. Hey, for me. Help him. Go on. And don't be afraid. Goodbye, Clara. Miss ya.

The Doctor: Well?
Clara: Well what?
The Doctor: He asked you a question. Will you help me?
Clara: You shouldn't have been listening.
The Doctor: I wasn't, I didn't need to. That was me talking. You can't see me, can you? You look at me and you can't see. Have you any idea what that's like? I'm not on the phone, I'm right here. Standing in front of you. Please just... just see me.

Clara: Thank you.
The Doctor: For what?
Clara: Phoning. {she hugs him}
The Doctor: I don't think that I'm a hugging person now.
Clara: I'm not sure you get a vote.
The Doctor: Whatever you say.
Clara: This isn't my home by the way.

I just realised I forgot chapter 57 haha