Doctor who quotes (#Wattys2015)

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Let's Kill Hitler
The Doctor holds up a newspaper: "Leadworth's crop circle"
The Doctor: Seriously?
Rory: Well you never answer your phone.

Amy: Okay, you've had all summer. Have you found her? Have you found Melody?
The Doctor to Rory: Permission?
Rory: Granted.
The Doctor hugging Amy: You know who she grows up to be, so you know I will find her.
Amy: But you haven't yet.

Rory: Hang on, what's this bit? {he points to the line through the word "Doctor"}
Amy: That wasn't us.

Mels (Nina Toussaint-White): You said he was funny. You never said he was hot.
Rory: Mels!
Amy: What are you doing here?
Mels: Following you. What do you think?
Rory: Um. Where did you get the car?
Mels: It's mine... ish.
Amy: Oh Mels. Not again.
Rory: You can't keep doing this. You're gonna end up in prison.

The Doctor: Sorry. Hello. Doctor not following this. Doctor very lost. You never said I was hot?

Mels: Is that the phonebox? The "bigger on the inside" phone box. Time travel. That's just brilliant. Yeah. I've heard a lot about you. I'm their best mate.
The Doctor: Then why don't I know you? I danced with everyone at their wedding. The women were all brilliant. The men were a bit shy.
Mels: I don't do weddings. {sirens are fast approaching} And that's me, out of time.
Amy: Mels!
Rory: For gods sake!
Amy: What are you doing?
Mels: I need out of here now.
The Doctor: Anywhere in particular?
Mels: Well let's see. You've got a time machine, I've got a gun. What the hell. Let's kill Hitler.

Past, long time ago in Leadworth
Young Mels (Maya Glace-Green): Is he hot?
Amelia Pond (Caitlin Blackwood): No, he's funny.
Young Mels: But how can he travel in time?
Amelia Pond: 'Cause he's got a time machine, stupid.

Young Rory (Ezekiel Wigglesworth): I thought we were playing hide-and-seek. I've been hiding for hours.
Amelia: Well. We just haven't found you yet.
Young Rory: Okay.

Teacher: Mels, did you not understand the question? I'm asking you why the Titanic sank.
Mels: Because The Doctor didn't save it. Except you don't know about The Doctor because you're stupid.

Amelia: Why are you always in trouble? You're the most in trouble in the whole school except for boys.
Mels: And you?
Amelia: I count as a boy.

Mels: It's all right for you. You've got Mr. Perfect keeping you right.
Amy: He's not even real. Just a stupid dream when I was a kid.
Mels: I wasn't talking about him.
Amy: What, Rory? How have I "got" Rory?
Rory: Yeah. How has she "got" me?
Amy: He's not mine.
Rory: No. No. I'm not hers.
Mels: Come on. Seriously. It's got to be you two. Oh cut to the song, it's getting boring.
Amy: Nice thought, okay? But completely impossible.
Rory: Yeah. Impossible.
Amy: I'd love to. He's gorgeous. He's my favorite guy. But he's, you know- Gay.
Rory: -a friend. {to Amy} I'm not gay.
Amy: Yes you are.
Rory: No. No I'm not.
Amy: Of course you are, don't be stupid. In the whole time I've known you, when have you shown the slightest interest in a girl?
Mels: Penny in the air.
Amy: I mean I've known you for what, ten years? I've seen you practically every day. Name one girl you've paid the slightest bit of attention to. {Rory runs out of the room}. Oh my god. Rory. {she runs after him}.
Mels: And the penny drops.

Normal
The Doctor: You shot it! You shot my TARDIS! You shot the console!
Mels: It's your fault!
The Doctor: How is it my fault?
Mels: You said guns didn't work in this place. You said we're in a state of temporal grace.
The Doctor: Oh that was a clever lie, you idiot! Anyone could tell that was a clever lie!

The Doctor: Out! Out! Out! Everybody out! Don't need to smoke to death. Get out!
Amy: Where are we?
Rory: A room. A war room!
The Doctor: I don't know what room. I haven't memorized every room in the universe yet. I had yesterday off.