A Stupid Wish (Hazel's life in Hydra)

Childhood Wish

"Do you get double salary for being a double agent?" Hazel asked.

"What kind of question is that, Haz?" Brock asked back.

"I haven't been on a date since years. Answer the question, Brock, do you?"

"I don't, Hydra doesn't give me salary" he sighed.

"Bloody Hell! Is that?" Hazel's eyes were wide open as she saw Coulson's team entering the restaurant.

"Shit!" Brock cursed.

"What? This was my childhood wish, meeting 'them', I was 13 when the show came out-"

"Coulson, he saw you when you were stealing the Alien Tech, he may recognise you" he panicked.

"Not when I do this-" she switched her accent to Spanish accent "Hello, I am Julieta, I can make you feel better with just one arepa"

"That's even worse, Haz. Just stick with your British accent. You may become friends with Fitz, that little guy scares me. I once met him at Hub, I still get nightmares!" he said.

"Anything else?" asked the waiter.

"Desert?" Brock asked.

"I would love too!" Hazel replied.

"It's chewsday innit?" laughed the waiter at Hazel's accent.

"Did anyone here, besides you laugh?" Hazel glared.

"N-No" he replied as his face went red.

"Don't crack these unnecessary jokes, they are offensive" she said.

Meanwhile-

"Is that Sergeant Rumlow? I once met him at the Hub. I still remember, he is bloody awesome!" Fitz beamed.

"What is he doing here with her?" asked Ward. He recognised Hazel.

"He is on a date, dummy! You don't go on dates doesn't mean that anyone else can't go" Skye said.

"He is not the kind who go on dates" Ward felt something suspicious.

Back to Hazel-

"I had a HUGE crush on Ward when I saw the first few episodes but then he turned out to be a Hydra agent. I was disappointed and so was my friend. She wrote a fic for him but then-" Hazel sighed "Well, it then turned out that he had some feelings for QUAKE, who is Daisy, who is Skye. The fandom still hates him, interesting guy, I must say!"

"I really like May-"

"You what?"

"Nothing!"

"You are a terrible liar!" she giggled.

"I have been a double agent for years 'terrible liar' these words doesn't suit me" he whispered.

"βλάκας" she chuckled. (Idiot)

"Hey, you can't call me that, Regina del dramma!" he said.

"I am not a 'Drama Queen'! Queen suits me but I swear I don't love the drama, it loves me."

"Says the one who went home an hour late just to see Rollins and Garrett fight"

"It was one time! The argument was interesting and Garrett had good comebacks"

"When we were in Morocco, you paused you mission just to see that soap op-"

"Icecream is melting! You won't like to drink a smoothie for desert, right?" Hazel interrupted him.

"Drama Queen!" Brock mumbled.

"Shit!" she cursed.

"Did you see the Avengers now?" he laughed.

"No, it's Alberto Hopps, I killed that guy about 2 months ago. Why the hell is he alive?"

"Hopps? You were supposed to steal his phone data"

"I did but he saw my face, I asked John for orders he said to kill him"

"Check please" Brock said "It's time for us to leave" he said to her as he payed the bill and stood from his seat to leave.

"Agent Rumlow, it's a great pleasure meeting you!" Coulson said as he raised his hand forward.

"Oh Agent Coulson!" Brock fake smiled as he shook his hand.

"Do you remember me? We met at the Hub" Fitz said smiling.

"Yes, I do remember you, Fits!" Brock said.

"It's Fitz" Fitz corrected.

"I'll wait for you outside" Hazel said.

"And who are you, miss?" asked Skye.

"I am Hazel Edwards" Hazel smiled.

"Hazel, this Coulson, he is- my senior in army" Brock said.

"Oh! Charmed to meet you, sir" Hazel smiled and left.

"You told her that you work in military?" Coulson asked.

"Can't tell he that I work for SHIELD" Brock replied.

"What does she do?" asked Ward with a grumpy face.

Brock saw a child wearing Harry Styles t-shirt "She works in a bakery!"

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