CAUTION!!! This is 3 years old as of 2025, old tbh so my writing sucks! Don't blame me if there's grammar and spelling mistakes!
...also do you guys want to see a remake?
Episode one: What if, Petey agreed to team up with Piggy in Lord of The fleas?
Petey was trying to defeat the F.L.E.A.S with his Robo-Petey. It was...pretty tough as you would expect. But he's got the spirit. Eventually, Piggy got bored of fighting him for hours. So he got out of the Brontosaurus to try to get him out of the good side and get him to HIS side
Piggy: PETEY! We had been battling for hours, and It hasn't gotten us anywhere! So I was thinking...Why are we fighting amongst ourselves..? *Smirks*
Petey: In you're dreams, sucker!
Piggy: think about it...
Piggy: If you and I set aside our differences...and WORKED Together...We'd be UNSTOPPABLE! I mean, really...Think of all the FUN we could have! Think of all the CASH we can swipe! Think of the POWER we could wield! Think of the CHAOS we could unleash! Think of the DARKNESS we could inflict upon the unwashed masses!
" Haven't you always wanted a sidekick? "
Unfortunately for this comix, the more Piggy was talking the more Petey was getting into his old evil spirit again.
Petey: ha! you're right! what's the point of being a good guy, anyway? having a bunch of lousy friends saying " Teamwork is dream work! " every single team? ha!
Piggy: That's the spirit! Now, you gotta do what you always wanted to do! with the sickness of fools not stoping you!
While all of this Evil Dertimination was going on, Lil Petey had figures what was happening, and wanted to put a stop to it!
Lil Petey: Guys! Papa is becoming evil again! we need to stop that!
Dogman: Ruff Ruff! ( Get in the dog mobile! ) *Lil Petey and Dogman jump into the dog mobile, and switch their direction to Robo-Petey
Piggy: All the things these annoying pricks stopped you from doing!
Lil Petey: 3..2..1...
Piggy: all the BRAWLS of DESTRUCTION...
Lil Petey: GO! *Dogman presses a button that unleashes a huge baseball glove, Lil Petey jumps on it, and he starts flying into the Robo*
Petey: You know...my true goal isn't to cause destruction, my true goal is...
To take revenge on my father.
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A memory plays back to when Petey was just a kitten, this was when Petey's Mom was dying ( It's not confirmed why, but here the reason is because of Cat cancer ) but however, Petey's mother never told Petey because she was afraid he would be hurt by the news. Especially also because of Grandpa...

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