iPad, iPad, on the wall... who is this being that makes my heart leap amongst all?
iPad, iPad, on the wall... who is this guy that makes my nerves brawl?
iPad, iPad, on the wall... who is this that makes my skin crawl?
iPad, iPad, on the wall... who is it that makes me fall?
iPad, iPad, on the wall... who is this young man fairest of them all?
