Blitz: Did that bird shit bricks?
Ash: Why the hell are you here?
Y/N: I... ummm....
Loona: He's my rescue.
Blitz & Ash: Wha?
Loona: He killed the Exterminators that were on their way to the bar that I was in. He went to the same bar after the whole fight, protected me from some harasser then the same harasser came and attacked, Metal Gear came and helped. He even rebuild the wall that the harasser broke.
Blitz: Did he? Well thanks for taking care of my Loony! And for fixing up my wall there Metal Gear!
Y/N: Ermm no problem. I can see you're a fan of horses mister...
Blitz: Blitz the "o" is silent and yes I'm a fan of horses.
Vesta & Y/N: What "o"?
Blitz: Aww thank you.
Y/N: Well I've been thinking of also getting a horse. Mostly cause my uncle has an horse as well.
Blitz: Oh really? What kind?
Y/N: A large black one.
Blitz: Ooooh a black one?
Ash: Loona can I talk to you for a sec?
Loona: Sure. They go to Loona's room.
Ash: I thought you killed him!
Loona: Life is full of disappointments.
Ash: Sis! We're supposed to kill him!
Loona: Why do you have a such a murder boner for him?
Ash: I... look the client is very pissed so-
Loona: Fuck em.
Ash: But-
Loona: Fuck... them... asides they don't know he's alive right now. So don't kill him.
Ash: Wait is he dead as a Sinner or he is still alive alive?
Loona: Alive alive.
Ash: Why Loona why?
Loona: Cause I hate my job.
Ash: *inhale* *exhale* Loona... just tell dad that him and I are gonna go get some ice cream so I can-
Loona: Then I'll come with. To make sure you don't murder someone ok?
Ash: Loona! No I'm-
Loona: No ice cream then? That's fine too... they exit the room.
Blitz: Ooohh fuck~ He's on the couch lying on his belly getting a massage. God damn that's good!
Ash: What the-
Y/N: And one more! Gives one last push on Blitz's back making a loud cracking noise.
Blitz: Ooohh~! Shit damn... you outdone yourself Metal Gear! Sitting up on the couch.
Y/N: No prob... just drink more water ok?
Blitz: Heh got it! Loona you got an amazing rescuer! You know that?
Loona: Yep... *whisper to Ash* He gives really great massages.
Ash: The fuck is that suppo-
Loona: Anyway I think it may be time for Metal Gear to start leaving.
Y/N: Yeah I got something to do later. Ridley you ready to start leaving?
Ridley: Caw!
Blitz: Oh please do come back. This guy I would really want to see the horse his uncle has.
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