me and the other Tanktop folk were just doing our thing
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and of course, Tanktop Black Hole was building himself a house of cards
Tanktop Black Hole: gently.....gently.....
Tanktop Tiger: so i was thinking, (speeds through the house of cards, knocking it down (Tanktop Black Hole: AH!)) since Tanktops Al Dante, Racer, and Jungle'll be out of town for Girl Scouts day, you think we could add the Fireside girls to the Tanktop army? (Tanktop Black Hole gets a little mad. not cause of the cards, bu-....no wait. maybe it could be) n-nah. maybe not. or you kno-one of them might. Gretchen seems nice. kinda had a bit of a liking to us. maybe we COULD give her a good welcome
Tanktop Black Hole: (enraged) YOU KNOW ANYONE LIKE HER CAN'T COMPETE ON OUR TURF! the only Tanktop members are me, you, Master, Doctor, Swimmer, Rockabilly, Mask, Vegetarian, and sometimes Girl if i could find her
Tanktop Girl: w-what? i'm right here. ....what uh....what're you doing there?
Tanktop Black Hole: i'm trying to show the world what i truly am. i'm not just some arrogant slack-jawed buggy-eyed bummed out goofball. and i'm no-i say, not just some sleazy critic that has the powers that can harness the exact power of a literal black hole! i....am an artist. i always was. and as an artist, my ultimate purpose in life is to free the magnum opus that exists within me
Tanktop Hatter: and this is how you're gonna do it? a house of cards?
two cards fell over
Tanktop Black Hole: i-it could be. i was put on this planet to make something, guys. i just need to figure out what it is. i mean, i need to start thinking about what my legacy's going to be. what's the most popular thing we've ever done? if one of us died tomorrow, what would we most be remembered for?
Tanktop Black Hole: DAOHW! not that! no-i-i can't let that happen. i have to keep trying! i want to be a real artist. the kind of artist with something substantive to say. some kind of genuinely insightful commentary to offer on what it means to be human. it's not just about looking like beefcakes all day
Tanktop Girl: okay, ouch
Tanktop Master: you know maybe your brilliant contribution to the arts could be going up against a giant tank with a massive dome with a cycloptic eyeball on top of it.
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