Storming The Ship

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3rd P.O.V.

at Boro's ship, he was writing a little letter to Isabela Madrigal

Boros: your regal presence and the color of your lipstick make me weak in the knees. i don't mind being more less human like you. in fact, i like it because i feel so humbled by your very being....(crumbles up the letter) nah. i think i could do better

meanwhile, back to the heroes with Dr Genus with the Buddy Nugget

Bomb: this ain't gonna give me, like, crotch cancer or nothing, is it?

Dr Genus: no way, dude. not for at least 30 years. and by then, you'll be dead from cell phone radiation

Bomb: yeah, well, you better be right

Genos: uh...guys?

Saitama: yeah. 30 years? i don't know if cell phone radiation might be a cause of one's death

Sonic: not that. uh-w-wel-look!

then they saw Boros's ship

Saitama: huh. ship dead ahead

Tatsumaki: welp. this forecast calls for a severe chance of bullshit for the incoming alien

Tanktop Master: as in a meteor shower?

then a few tiny meteors rain down to Earth and came at Boros's ship

Boros: (writing another letter) my lady, without your guidance i would be truly lost. whenever i see your long purple dress, my heart fills with joy. your divine beauty is matched by no o-

then a tiny meteor rains down at the note

Boros: he-i worked hard on that note! (sigh) guess i'l-

then another meteor rains down on his head

Boros: oof. how'd that....?

and another one

Boros: (while a few more meteors increase falling through the ship) what th-what the hell's going on here?!?

Tatsumaki's meteors are making great progress tearing through the ship, but it was slowly raising up

Tatsumaki: uh...the ship's going up!

Genos: sounds like a good idea to boost this bitch outta here

then Genos used his incincerate move

the Incineration flares lifted the ship farther from the Earth and Boros saw what was happening in his window

Boros: what wa-? (then he saw Saitama and his friends)

Boros went up to his control, and fired off all the lasers and cannons around the whole city, causing worldwide panic around the whole city. and maybe the whole world!

Saitama: welp. looks like i better head over there

Genos: wha-? master, are you crazy?! you'll get killed!

Saitama: maybe i will be, maybe i won't be

Ms Chalice: you sure?

Saitama: hey. i've done you a favor. so i guess i'll do you one more

Ms Chalice: (whimpering)

Saitama: he-he-hey. (wipes offs Chalice's tear) don't be cryin'. just cause i might risk my life to end Boros's doesn't me i'll lose it. i'll come right back

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