One Punch Magiswords; The Cup and Molly Mcgee

Rage of the Eleven Tailed Beast

Garou P.O.V.

while i was heading down to Himeji Castle,

i somehow got the attention of three beautiful spies

Samantha: plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. now, i've read the arguments on both sides, and i haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. ever

Clover: i don't know how you'd know; you ain't got no teeth

Sam: well, i got rid of my teeth at a young age, because...i'm straight. teeth are for gay people. that's w-why the Tooth Fairy comes and gets 'em

Alexandra: (blushes) uh....

Clover: you....y-you okay, Alex?

Alex: uh yeah. i was uh....wondering who that cute boy is

Garou: (blushes in the distance)

Sam: the guy with the Wolverine haircut?

Clover: ye-he seems like the guy who could be eating cereal out of the bottom of our fuckin' skulls

Sam: not sure if he's the kinda guy who wou-

Garou: oh, i'm sorry. i didn't realize that i was in the Supreme fuckin' Court here!

Alex: me neither

Garou: should i have my lawyer present for my frickin' trial?!

Sam: wh-what're you even going in....wherever that place for?

Garou: to look for the Eleven Tailed Beast of course. it was bursting around the whole planet after the Fifth Great Ninja War

Alex: there's an Eleven Tailed Beast?

Garou: (comes close to Alex) yeah. everyone's heard of the luxourious Eleven Tailed Beast. with it's cold white fur, and blue-flame rings, i-....i-it mostly looks like this