i was feeling a little down in the dumps after my win against Boros. during that, i was watching the news with Tom Tucker on the screen
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Tom Tucker: our top story, stopping the Decepticons with beer? according to our sources, the search is underway for a man strong enough to throw a keg with enough force to save the Seven Wonders of the Wo-(then i turned the TV off)
Genos came in with many of Boros's love letters to Isabela
Genos: i don-do most boys fall in love with Isabela that easily?
Saitama: m-maybe
Genos: (concerned) w-what's wrong, master?
Saitama: i might've gone a little too far with something i had for a while. I had a hard enough time getting everything in the toilet before. i just wish i had some confidence in me
Genos: well, there could be one way
Saitama: whuzzat?
Genos: if you want to boost your confidence back up, i might berate you
Saitama: be-wha?
Genos: the power to belittle is such that the recipient can physically shrink in stature. that's why husbands and wives are the same height in old age.
Saitama: how do you know? you're not a girl
Genos: wel-i got my ways like that
Saitama: well,...go on ahead
Genos: okay master. but if i do this, i really got to do it
Saitama: jus-just do it
Genos: (rolls his eyes and breathes deeply) for starters, you're way too overpowered
then a twitch felt in Saitama
Genos: you didn't go to college. i don't know who pays our rent. but who're somehow a really good friend
and another twitch
Genos: but your whole life outside of action is a pattern of questionable noises
and another twitch
Genos: the way you chew a banana makes it sound like it's filled with bones
and another
Genos: i don't know why you make that little wheeze at the crest of every breath you take
and another
Genos: everyone else was confused about the one story you tell at every cocktail party about almost meeting John Kerry
Saitama: that's a good story
Genos: you don't even KNOW John Kerry
Saitama: (twitch) almost
Genos: your head had a little smudge for a year that needed to be cleaned off
and another twitch
Saitama: AH crap!
Genos: everyone was kinda panicking when you see fireworks and you announce, "this is the finale!"
and another twitch
Saitama: ke-keep it going
Genos: Pink Floyd is multiple guys!
Saitama: (twitch) he is? a-she is?
Genos: you're so predictable. I know every word that's gonna come out of your mouth before you even say it.
Saitama/Genos: alderdash. heavens. stop that. i worked for purolator courier before they went bankrupt
Genos: appearance? (whistling when he raised his thumb)
(twitch)
Genos: intelligence? (whistling when he raised his thumb)
(twitch)
Genos: muscle size? (whistled longer when he slowly raised his thumb)
(twitch)
Genos: and another thing...!
Saitama: w-what if i become a DJ?
Genos: (confused) huh?
Saitama: what if i become a DJ?
Genos: then....i would....hire a life coach?
Saitama: i'm going to make one political donation with someone email address so they'll be screwed for life
Genos: like who?
Saitama: i dunno. maybe uh....start a podcast that has no focus, and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time?
Genos: wel-what if i constantly complain about my fibromyalgia
Saitama: you don't have fibromyalgia
Genos: no one does!
Saitama: every time a waiter tells me their name, i'm gonna use it
Genos: i'm gonna get really into Halloween, like, REALLY into it!
Saitama: gross. i'm going to wear a denim shirt with the Looney Tunes guys embroidered on it almost every Wednesday
then the news came back on notifying about a monstrously human squid was terrorizing F-City
the two heroes head over there to take him down
meanwhile, with Ms Chalice, still wishing to meet Saitama again
Cuphead: you good, Chalice?
Ms Chalice: oh. y-yeah. sorry i got caught in that mess. i guess heroes like Saitama ain't far from our world. and....maybe i'm not always right, after all
Cuphead: heh. you know, hearing you say that almost makes it worth having the world blown up
Ms Chalice: (nervous) maybe when it's NOT blown up
Cuphead: right. so....you wanna be alone?
Ms Chalice: (when a tear dropped from her eye) i'm never alone
then her teardrop dropped and then it faded from the mutant squid that was terrorizing the town and from the shadows rose...Saitama, coming towards the monster. also known as.....the One Punch Man
