Zange P.O.V.
so the warriors were getting trapped by Witch Way....for...some reason
Morbidia: finally awake, eh? your brother's been for a while now
Prohyas: look, shitbag, it takes a lot to keep me down, alright? i took a fuck ton of tranquilizers in the college i dropped out of. also, i've been strapped nipple first to a car battery, so i-(Gateaux pans the light close to Prohyas's face) o-okay
Gateaux: now where exactly WAS the Hyperspace Magisword? was it still in Lysheria?
Prohyas: okay, i'm gonna stop you right there. first off, we just woke up from a very nasty shock by whatever you threw at us, and i'm still feeling fuckin' woozy, so i'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. i mea-everyone gets coffees in shitty movies with scenes like this, am i right? i want something iced, bitch. sis?
Vambre: i'll have a Neopolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put "Vambray" or "Vamber", i hate that. if you can't handle that, i'll have a Venti traditional Misto. please use soy milk with two blond shots Affogato and Ristretto. i'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. then, add the coffee after, then-
Gateaux: we're NO-....we're not getting you coffee
Prohyas: wow, i was getting massive douche chills just there, Vam. congrats!
Morbidia: if we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers out of you sword-wielding morons!
Vambre: when you say "tortured", do you mean physical or psychological? physical seems counterproductive; we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain, and you have no way of knowing what was true
Prohyas: or we might like it too much. and then you got a whole new thing to deal with
Gateaux: why's that?
Prohyas: oh, you're stupid, huh? i can work with stupid. Daddy Likey Dummy
Vambre: (squirms in her chair trying to hold back her laughter but laughs anyway) good one brother, daddy likey-
Morbidia: can you guys stop laughing?!
Gateaux: YOU are the ones at OUR mercy!
Vambre: it's hard to resist, i'm really sorry. i mean, considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied up here for what, hours? and you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are
Morbidia: what are you?
Vambre: i'm a Virgo
Prohyas: HA!
Gateaux: ooh! clever girl! huh?
Morbidia: one more quip out of you and we'll shut you up!
Prohyas: ohh, getting kinky!
Gateaux: (both him and Morbidia recoil in shock and horror) WHAT?!? we ain't playing any of your weird warrior kinks!
Prohyas: i mean that's what it sounds like back there. ya sickos
Vambre: PLEASE, don't give them ideas, dear brother
Prhoyas: why not? i know the shit you're into
Gateaux: STAAHP! we are NOT getting kinky with you
Morbidia: calm down, Gateaux! don't let them get to you
Prohyas: hey, aren't we going to get a phone call?
YOU ARE READING
One Punch Magiswords; The Cup and Molly Mcgee
Adventurethe world's strongest hero goes through his toughest and most impossible mission in the hero association,....revolating the past towards the future
