The black snake (OHSHC X MALE READER)

chapter 2: becoming a host

The next day at the host club...

"Where will you take me during the summer, Tamaki-Kun?"  asked one of the guests. "Anywhere you want." "What is your favourite music, Tamaki-Kun?" "Whatever you favour" "I bake a cake today. Would you please eat some?" "Only if you feed me." "Oh my, Tamaki-Kun" I and my sister just stare at him with beads of sweat. 'I can't believe he's my classmate, I suddenly feel ashamed" I thought to myself. From the other table we overheard the twins conversing with their guest. "-and this guy formatted the data he made overnight when he was half asleep!" "HIKARU!! THAT'S-" Kaoru blushes in embarrassment trying to stop Hikaru. "And he panicked and cried to me---" "HIKARU!!, you are cruel... in front of everyone..." tears showed from Kaoru's eyes. "Kaoru...," said Hikaru. He cups his brother's face making Kaoru look at him.

"I'm so sorry, Kaoru... it's just because you were so cute that time..." Hikaru said to him lovingly. "Hikaru...!!" said Kaoru with eyes widen. "BEAUTIFUL BROTHERLY LOVE!! KYAA!!" both girls squealed as they continue watching them. "I don't quite understand this world..." my sister muttered. 'me neither.' I and Haruhi have a deadpan expressions while staring at them. "Our motto is to make use of each of our characteristics to answer our customer's needs. By the way, Tamaki is our best." Said Kyoya appearing next to Haruhi. 'How is he so quiet' He shows us the request book that records the request data. 'What, that guy is number one? Geh, his request rate is 70%!?' we both look at the ratings again surprise at the numbers. 'so he's a ladies' man'

"You will be taking care of chores for a while. Runaway if you want... but I have excellent security staff at home. By the way, do you have a passport?" he asked while smiling at us.

The third point of view

'Devil's smile' Haruhi said in her mind scared of Kyoya. 'Wait is he making us leave Japan!' m/n thinks to himself as he also makes the same impression as his sister. Out of nowhere, Tamaki was right behind us. "he's right, work hard for the 8 million yen, Dasaoka-kuns." Right after he said that he blows on Haruhi's neck giving her chills. M/n glared at Tamaki and growled at him. He became terrified and hid behind Kyoya because of M/n's sudden action. M/n whispered something to Haruhi before hugging her protectively while still glaring at Tamaki with his red eyes,

"What did m/n say Haruhi?" asked Tamaki as he still hiding behind Kyoya. "He said that don't do that ever again or else," Haruhi repeats what her brother said to her. m/n makes a gesture on his nack threatening him. Tamaki quickly hid behind Kyoya, now afraid of m/n. "But it's one of my best techniques," Tamaki said after he regains himself. "I'm not interested in that kind of thing. Besides, it doesn't matter, does it? Guy, girl, or appearance... it's what's on the inside that counts, right? I don't understand why this kind of club exists." Haruhi said truthfully. m/n nodded at her statement. "... well, true..." Tamaki said before he returns to his ego state. "It is so barbarous... God sometimes create humans with perfect bodies and their contents... I know you need to tell yourself that...! otherwise you could live with yourself" Tamaki continue to ramble on.

m/n point of view

I just stare at Tamaki as he continues talking about something 'He does not know how to read the room, huh' I look down to see Haruhi thinking about something. "What are you thinking little sister?" I whisper in a quiet tone, making sure Haruhi is the only one to hear. "I'm just thinking of a word to describe him, that's all Aniki," she said still thinking. "Troublesome... no not that word... something like..." "obnoxious?" "that's it!" "Oh, you've understood..." before Tamaki continue Haruhi said the word out loud with her index finger raised. "OBNOXIOUS" as soon as she said that, Tamaki freezes and went to the corner sulking. The twins put their hands on our heads and shoulders and laugh. Haruhi for the head and I for the shoulder since one twin can't reach.

"you're strong after all~~~!!" said Hikaru. "There aren't many people who could hurt him that much!!" said Kaoru. Both of them have tears ready to spill from laughter. "...I think we made him so depressed..." I whispered to Haruhi. She nods in agreement. "Excuse me, Suoh-senpai..." she said calling out to Tamaki. "King... I go by that here." Tamaki said still sulking. "Then...king..." before she continues, the twins walk past him harshly, "you're blocking the way, sir" "don't just slack off from work, tono" whereas Kyoya just stood there. "Tamaki, you have many customers waiting in line." He said in a monotone voice. My sister and I just stood there, sweat dropping at the scene. 'I suddenly feel sorry for him...just a little"

"Sorry, we are late~," said honey as he entered the club with Mori giving him a piggyback ride. "Honey-Kun, Mori-Kun."  two of their customers called out. "I fell asleep while I was waiting for Takashi's other club activity~." Said honey after Mori put him down. "I'm still kind of sleepy..." he mumbles making both of the customer's hearts thump and squeal. "... is he really in eleventh grade...?" asked Haruhi as we resume to watch. 'wait, he's a senior? "What are you talking about? Honey-senpai is the eldest in the club." Replied Tamaki who just recovered after nobody cares for him.

"My brother and I just want to study somewhere quiet..." Haruhi said as she sighs. I nodded with her, letting go of my protective hug and standing beside her. "Why? What about your home?" asked Tamaki looking at both of us. "Our father brings his lover during the daytime," I nodded in confirmation. "you two don't get along with your father, eh?" Tamaki asked as his sweat dropped from Haruhi's answer. "Oh no, we get along just fine. It's just we want to bother him as little as possible." She continues, "he bought us up for 10 years by himself. And I thought we should do whatever we can..." she said with a soft expression. 'Yeah, ever since mom passed, he been sacrificing everything for us' I thought to myself. "that kind of environment is pitiful, isn't it? And your stable diet is white carrot rice, as I expected?" 'Huh?' both I and my sister look at each other and then back to Tamaki. 'I don't like where this is going '

"BEING TOO POOR, YOU HAVE TO "HOUKOU" OR MEAN RICH PEOPLE OVERWORK YOU AND YOU CRY YOURSELVES TO SLEEP!?" yelled Tamaki with tears flowing out of his eyes as he grabs both of our shoulders. "WHAT ERA ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!" Haruhi yelled back. I push Tamaki's hand away from our shoulders. "OH, sorry I've been watching "Oshin" lately and it's my favourite..." he said while drying his tears with a handkerchief. Suddenly Tamaki's face becomes serious. "Ok Haruhi, m/n! time to learn!! Maybe it is impossible with your looks, but ill train you both thoroughly!!" "Let me see... you could probably get..." he raises one finger. "100 PEOPLE EACH!! IF YOU CAN GET 100 PEOPLE TO REQUEST YOU, YOU BOTH ARE DEBT FREE!!" " AND BE A HOST STAR OF OSHIN WORLD!!" my sister and I were terrified at the outcome of this sudden result. 'i rather die than be a host'

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