The black snake (OHSHC X MALE READER)

chapter 5: the Christmas party

"Haruhi, where were you?" I asked. She came towards me carrying her bag. "Sorry Aniki, I spent too much time in the library. I wonder what'll they do to us if we're late," Haruhi said wondering. "don't worry little sis, I'm here," I said, patting her head. I open the door to reveal a tropical place. There were so many plants surrounding the room. In the center is the host club wearing southern clothes. "Welcome," they chorus. Haruhi was on her knees like she just lost something precious while I just facepalm. "Oh, it's just you guys," Kaoru said. "I thought it was a guest, so we positioned ourselves," said Hikaru.

"According to my calendar, it is the middle of December," Haruhi said looking at her portable calendar. I also look over her shoulder to confirm it. "it's only a commoner's feeling to be afraid of the cold and put yourself into a kotatsu!! Why do we have this perfect air conditioning system?" Tamaki said with a know-it-all attitude. As Tamaki continues to ramble, I walk away from him, following Haruhi to our station.

Later

"m/n, Haruhi why don't both of you wear a southern country costume?" asked one of the guests. "Oh no, we think it's only natural to wear warm clothes in the winter," Haruhi said raising both her hands in defense. "I see, you both value the seasons..." 'and because Tamaki had a matching set as him, which I and Haruhi denied wearing' I grab a tropical drink wanting to drink it. I stopped myself. 'I forgot I'm wearing my mask right now.' I place the drink back on the table, sadden by my situation. Haruhi just laugh at my situation while I just sat there staring at the drink. Our guest just blushes and at the same time feels sorry for my predicament. 'not to self, next time find a way to be able to eat and drink without taking my mask off.'

"Excuse me, I believe it's time for my turn...," said the guest behind where Haruhi is sitting. I look to see a short brown girl with hazel eyes. I bring the new customer a glass of tropical drink. I froze and dropped the drink when she said, "you are cuter than I heard. I decided.," she said as she use her index finger to make Haruhi look at her. "I'll let you be my favorite," she announced.

Later

Tamaki has been eating ramen and keeps mumbling 'I don't understand over and over for the past 20 minutes. 'I'm tempted to punch him right now' I thought clenching my fist. "Tono- stop eating peasant ramen and help us make the final plans," said Hikaru. "He didn't like it that Kasugazaki took Haruhi?" asked Kaoru. "it's not like her illness just started," replied Kyoya as he writes in his black notebook. 'what's Kyoya writing in that death note of his?' I wondered as I try to take a peek but failed as he pulls away from my gaze. "Illness?" asked Haruhi confuse.

"So-called 'switching guys disease'," said the twins with a deadpan expression and shrugging. Kyoya chimes in. "usually regular guests stick to one host forever. but she likes to change her favorite now and then." Honey suddenly jump on my back, causing me to catch him by surprise. "It was Tama-Chans turn until a while ago," honey said cutely while still on my back. Mori look at me as if I wanted help, I shook and gave him a look 'I got this. I deadpanned as I continue looking at Tamaki. "So, because Haruhi just took his guest is what I'm getting here and that's why he's like that," I summed the situation.

All the hosts except Tamaki and Haruhi nodded. "NO!! THAT'S NOT IT!" Tamaki yelled with a red face. "I cannot stand it anymore, Haruhi," Tamaki said seriously as he points at her. "Wear proper girl's clothing." "Huh?," both I and Haruhi are confused, staring at Tamaki. "HOW CAN YOU BE SO POPULAR AMONG GIRLS WHEN YOU ARE A GIRL!! I TELL YOU, IT'S ONLY THE CLUB MEMBERS THAT KNOW YOU ARE A GIRL!!" Tamaki yelled, messing up his hair. "she's not taking PE classes since it's an elective, and the student's ID numbers are co-ed so nobody would know!!" both twins said one at a time raising their hands as when asking questions in a classroom.