The black snake (OHSHC X MALE READER)

chapter 3: new appearances

               Ouran host club's first motto: be strong, be dignified, and be beautiful.

I was waiting for my sister to finish her "lesson" by Tamaki about how to serve the customers properly. I sit next to them scrolling through my phone because Tamaki said that I'm fine, except for my looks, I threatened him with my growl which cause him to be afraid.  I heard my little sister being hit by Tamaki with a big paper fan. I got angry and stood up, walking to Tamaki and hitting him on the head with my fist. He cried in pain and went to his corner to sulk. "You're ok little sis?" I whispered to her. She nodded, rubbing her head to where Tamaki hit her. "Haru~Chan, m/n-Chan, do you want to eat cakes together? "Asked honey as he tackles Haruhi. I didn't mind going into protective mode if it was Honey-senpai because he has no intentions.

"Well... no thanks, I don't really like sweets but maybe my brother can since he has a sweet tooth." She said looking down at honey. Honey looked at me. "Sorry honey-senpai, I don't feel like eating cake right now because of my mask," I said. his face turned sad for a moment then smiled happily at us. "USA-Chan is a stuffed bunny for Honey-senpai," he showed him the bunny. "It is cute," I said, making him smile. "Well, I'm not a big fan of rabbits, ..." "you don't like USA-Chan?" Honey asked with cute eyes staring at Haruhi. 'Goodness, I don't think Haruhi can't say no to those eyes'

The third point of view

"Tamaki-Sama, I heard about it.," said the customer with straight brown hair. "I heard that you were taking care of two kitties with no pedigrees." "Yeah, it's pretty sad to be called kitties...you just can't leave the worrisome alone, right...?" "Oh, how nice of you."

m/n point of view

we just got back after Tamaki "kindly request" *cough* ordered* cough* us to buy coffee since we ran out. "Thank you for buying our things, little piggies," said Tamaki as he turns around from his seat along with his customer. "Little piggies?" my sister whispered. I growl at him, making Tamaki and his guest scared and pale, mostly Tamaki. "u-um, I mean little doggies," he stuttered hiding from my gaze. 'you'll get to live for now ' I thought menacingly. "Huh? What's is this?" asked Tamaki after he recover from my threat.

'Is he bipolar or something? ' "it's coffee," answered Haruhi as we place all the things on the table. "Is this already ground?" "No, it's an instant one," Haruhi replied. "Instant?" questioned two of Tamaki's guests. Suddenly, everyone, even Kyoya is gathering around us, curious about instant coffee. 'is it that interesting to see instant coffee?' They are now gushing over the instant coffee which makes my head filled with tick marks. It seems like Haruhi also has the same expression. "WE'LL GO BUY THE RIGHT ONE, SORRY FOR NOT BUYING THE EXPENSIVE ONE!," said my little sister with anger in her voice, annoyed by the picky host club.

"No, it's ok. I'll drink this," announced Tamaki making everyone eager to try. "Shitty rich kids...," muttered Haruhi. "Language Haruhi, but I agree with you," I whisper to her. "Sorry Aniki," she whispered back. "They are playing around too much. There's no way it suits their taste." Someone said. "Huh?" we look at the straight-long brown hair girl sitting next to where we standing. "Oh, I'm sorry. I was talking to myself," said the brown hair girl. 'you're lying' "HARUHI!!M/N!! COME OVER HERE AND MAKE PEASANT'S COFFEE FOR US," called out Tamaki as he waves us over. "I'll join you later little sister, I need to do something," I whispered to Haruhi. She nodded and sighed, going over to the host members.

I went behind the brown hair customer, leaning down to her ear. 'don't even think about hurting my little sister or else, brat.' I whispered darkly to her. she looked at me scared and surprise by my voice. I walked over to Haruhi before she could answer. I sightly look over, seeing her shaking in anger and fear. "Hey m/n, everyone is waiting for you and Haruhi," Tamaki said excitingly at Haruhi and me. Haruhi poured the hot water over the cups and I stir them to dissolve the powder. Everyone seems fascinated by us making coffee and serving them.

"don't blame us if it doesn't suit your taste." Said Haruhi. "It won't suit our tastes?" Tamaki questioned with a smirk. He cups one of the customers close to his face, making her face blush. "How about mouth-to-mouth...?" he asked. "I-I'll drink it!!" everybody cheered for the "peasant's coffee". I just facepalm whereas Haruhi has a face similar to when we met them the first time. I went over to Tamaki grabbed him by his uniform and "peacefully" made him drink the coffee making all the girls squeal and Tamaki choked.

The next day

Ouran host club's second motto, unending research is the guide to being a good guy.

I came back to see Haruhi teaching the Host club making ramen. 'I just got backhanding the papers to the teacher to see them making ramen, Is there something wrong with this host club?' I started to question their sanity until Tamaki try to charm my sister. It made my blood boil and I push him away and growl at him, making him cry and hid behind Kyoya.

"It doesn't match the picture, does it, Kaoru?" "I agree with you, Hikaru. The situation doesn't add up." "Explain," I asked them. They started explaining until my brother's senses are on. I cover Haruhi's ears as they explain in more detail. "Why are you covering my ears, Aniki?" Haruhi asks. I shook my head trying not to let the twins corrupt my sister's mind. 'i regret asking them.' when they finish, I put down my hands.

"In addition, you will be loved by the two with such a deep bond at the same time!! Isn't that the ultimate romance for the girls?" both twins said as they put their hands under Haruhi's chin, making her blush. I growl at them and they back away with a scared look, hugging each other. "The problem is once again, the visual...," said Tamaki thinking. "m/n is fine except for his mask, But the problem is Haruhi... probably taking off the glasses won't help much, just make the eyes smaller...what's with these anyway? These old-fashioned glasses?" said Tamaki taking off my sister's glasses. "These were my grandfather's... I lost my contact lenses on the morning of the admission ceremony..." after Tamaki took off her glasses, all the club members became silent. "Hikaru!! Kaoru!! Tamaki ordered, snapping his fingers, sounding serious. 

I put my arm in front of Haruhi, growling at the twins who try to get near with scissors and a mirror. Both of them backed away. "Calm down m/n, we're just giving Haruhi here a makeover," said Tamaki. "Aniki," Haruhi called out to me, tugging my sleeves. I glance at her, sighing and putting my arm down. "if you do anything and I mean ANYTHING to Haruhi, I 'll hunt you down," I warned the twins. They nodded while hugging each other. while Tamaki ordered Kyoya to call the school tailor, Mori to get contact lenses, and Honey to just eat cakes. I waited for the twins to finish cutting her hair when there done they try to change her clothes. I got up from my position and carried Haruhi by her waist by throwing her on my shoulder to one of the changing rooms.

When Kyoya came back with the uniforms, he gave one of them to me. 'Wait, why there's two of them?' Kyoya seems to understand my confusion as he answered "one is for you since you can't just wear what you're currently wearing now and you are trying to repay your debt" I sigh and went to the changing room next to Haruhi. I gave her's and went into the changing room next to hers. I change into the uniform that Kyoya gave me, along with my dog tag since I don't feel comfortable without it. 'How did Kyoya manage to get my size anyway?' I got out of the changing room. The host club was waiting for Haruhi and me to come out. "Ah, m/n you look very good in that uniform, but why you're still wearing your dog tag? You look better without it," said Tamaki reaching for it.

I slap his hand away which results in him crying in his depressing corner. I tucked the dog tag inside and patted it. "Senpai," Haruhi called out from the curtain. "Did you finish changing?" asked Tamaki as he place his attention on her. Haruhi opens the curtain, revealing her in a male uniform. 'she looks amazing.' Tamaki and the twins had tears of joy overflowing when they saw her. Suddenly, Tamaki hugs her happily while still having tears. "How lovely you are... you almost look like a girl...," Tamaki said also trying to charm her. I pull him away from Haruhi, which makes him sad but terrified soon as he felt me glaring at him.

The rest of the host club complimented Haruhi as they continue to observe her while Tamaki regain himself. " yes!! Everything was calculated!! Here, now is the time that your true worth will be revealed!!" Tamaki exclaimed. " go show the people your thin-veneer of beauty!!" 

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