Steve pulls out a Captain America trading card.
"Who is this supposed to be?" Steve asks really confused.
"That'd be Coulson," Tony says with an interested smirk.
"Wait What?" Coulson asks.
"You're up, you and Cap, in the closet, smooching," Tony explains childishly.
"Oh okay," Coulson says hesitantly standing up. Both men go into the closet and Tony locks the door behind them.
"This is awkward," Coulson says laughing a little.
"Yeah, it is," Steve answers fiddling with his hands.
"So, what are we gonna do?" Coulson asks.
"Well, I guess I could kiss you just to try it out," Steve answers sheepishly.
"Uh, you could, I guess," Coulson says blushing. Steve grabs Coulson's face gently and places a short sweet kiss on his lips. Both men pull away blushing.
"That was nice," Steve admits.
"Wanna do it again?" Coulson asks embarrassed.
"Sure, why not?" Steve says as he cups Coulson's face again this time kissing the Agent longer and harder. Steve swipes his tongue across Coulson's bottom lip, and Coulson welcomes his tongue in. They have a long french kiss makeout session. They both pull away breathing heavily.
"That was...wow" Coulson manages to say.
"I hope I didn't do too bad seeing as I haven't really kissed too many people," Steve says shyly.
"It was pretty awesome," Coulson admits biting his lip a little. Steve places one more small kiss on Coulson's lips before the door swings wide open revealing a very happy-looking Stark. Both men are blushing deep scarlet.
"Did you kiss?" Tony asks. They both ignore him and step out of the closet.
"Did they kiss?" Natasha asks.
"They won't say," Tony answered in a fake annoyed voice.
"Well, did you?" Clint pleaded for answers. Both men just keep blushing and looking at the very interesting floor.
"Fine let's move on since they aren't gonna share anything," Tony says. Coulson reaches his hand into the bag of DOOM
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7 minutes in heaven not x Reader
FanficAvengers+others x other Avengers Very rare/ un canon ships that don't really show up much, that I think could work. Kinda crackish gay