Coulson pulled out an eye patch. He immediately started sweating.
"Ooh, Coulson got Patchy the Pirate," Tony teased. Coulson was in the middle of an inner panic.
"Coulson get in the closet," Clint says pushing the scared Agent into the closet, nearly pushing him onto Fury.
"Sorry sir," Coulson says as he regains his balance.
"It's fine Phil, I hope you know I ain't gonna kiss you," Fury said with an amused smirk.
"I would hope not, no offense or anything but your husband would kill me, sir," Coulson says trying not to freak out.
"I'm pretty sure he wouldn't, He knows that you'd piss yourself before you'd even try to kiss me," Fury joked. Coulson laughed nervously.
"So how's your husband doing?" Coulson asked trying to be less awkward.
"He's doing fine he's away on business right now, so I'm stuck watching the kids," Fury told his most trusted associate.
"I didn't know you had kids, sir," Coulson answered.
"I'm referring to the Avengers, Phil," Fury answered with a hint of humor.
"Oh, that makes sense sir," Coulson laughed.
"What about you, Phil?"
"What?"
"Do you have an interest in anyone?" Fury asked. Coulson blushed at the idea of liking anyone.
"Not really, but I did just kiss Captain America," Coulson joked.
"You two kissed?" Fury asked shocked.
"Yeah, and I personally am waiting to wake up from my dream," Coulson laughed.
"You kissed the guy you've had a crush on since you were 14? And you aren't freaking out?" Fury questioned.
"I am, just on the inside," both men laughed as the door swung open.
"Aw, I didn't catch any action," Tony whined.
"There was no action to catch Stark," Fury answered the whining, going back to being the dark, broody-scary guy he usually was.
Fury reached into the bag and pulled out a metal pin with a symbol belonging to
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