Freddy Fazbear said: I bet that Foxy couldn't be leader of the gang for one day! He will be repaired and reopened if he can! :P
Foxy: Psh... I been watchin' all ye for YEARS! It won't be hard to win this here wager.
Freddy: I'll believe it when I see it...
*imaginary lightning clashes between their faces*
Time: 8:00 PM
Foxy: let's get ready, what song shall we all sing?
Freddy: Well since YOU'RE gonna be up there, sing this...
*hands Foxy the paper*
Foxy: *reads over the lyrics* Really lad... -_-
Freddy: ^_^
*children start coming in clusters through the doors*
Children: YAY! I WANT SOME PIZZA! LETS PLAY AIR HOCKEY!
Parents: *slowly walking in, remembering Springtrap*
-Later-
Announcer: Hello and welcome kids! I hope all are ready! Here comes the Fazbear band!
*parents shield their children's eyes as the curtains open*
Foxy: YAR HAR HAR! Welcome laddies! My name be Foxy the Pirate Fox! And I have a Special song for ye all!
Freddy: *pulls out camera* this is gonna be too good... xD
Foxy: *sighs then pulls out paper* words inside Parentheses are Bonnie and Chica
Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really badass! *parents gasp*
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
YOU ARE A PIRATE! - Yay!
We've got us a map, (a map! )
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks! )
And buried deep away!
We'll dig up the box, (the box! )
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a Pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Hahaha!
We're sailing away (set sail! ),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har! )
And run and jump all day (Yay! )
We float on our boat (the boat! )
Until it's time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye! )
Until we sail again!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!
Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate! Ya gobshite!
*Music stops*
Freddy: *in the back clapping sarcastically*
*Awkward silence*
Children: OMFG YAY LMAO LOL IDGAF WTF FTW ILLUMINATI *other random ecstatic cheers*
Parents: :o *applauds*
Freddy: o.o wat...
Foxy: :D Thank ye all! Thank ye all! *bows*
-Even Later-
Foxy: Oh Freeeeeedddddyyyyyyyyyyy? Where ye be at lad? You be having something I want to claim!
Freddy: I'm not in the office! Wait.... *Facepalm*
Foxy: Thanks for the tip! Ye should be expecting me soon! *dashes to the office*
Freddy: SHIT! *locks doors* NOPE!
Foxy: YOU OWE ME!
Freddy: HELP ME!
Me: Sorry dude... you lost fair and square :P
Freddy: ... I have a suit with your name on it after this >:(
Me: o.o
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