Ask The Animatronics! [A Five Nights At Freddy's Q/A + Dare Book]

Foxy The Robber (of Bonnie's Life and Soul :P)

Tigerstripestar said: Have foxy rob someone (dun worry imma keep these dares coming :P)

Foxy: Who do I be stealin' from?

Me: Definitely NOT me, or you die e-o

Freddy: I'm broke, I have nothing to steal.

Chica: you guys already stole most of my pizzas from the last dare ;-;

Foxy: What about MIke? Do he be carryin' any valuables?

Bonnie: *Passes through the room* hey guys... *continues messing with his phone*

Foxy: ... I know what I can steal...  >:3

Freddy: idk dude... That phone would be his hand if it weren't for him being a guitarist... Trust me, he tried before...

Before...

Bonnie: HEY GUYYYS! Look what I did :D *shows right hand*

Chica: ō_ē ... Why is your hand a phone?

Bonnie: Well I thought that since I love mah phone so much, that I would make it a part of me :D

Foxy: Uh... Lad, how do ur expect to play the guitar?

Bonnie: :D......... D:

Freddy: *enters room* hey guys how's it- *Sees Bonnie's hand* OH GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN, I TOLD YOU THAT THING ISN'T A HAND BONNIE

Bonnie: ITS A PIECE OF ME FREDDY, LET ME HAVE THIS MOMENT OF JOY D:<

Back to Now...

Foxy: o yea... The lad has never been more than 2 feet away from that phone of his...

Chica: so how are you gonna take it?

Foxy: hmm.... *looks at clock, reading 5AM* OH!! I have and idea >;)

Time: 12:00 PM

Freddy: And remember kids, no party is a party without...?

Kids: FREDDY FAZBEAR!!! (One kid in the background) Froody Fezbar :D

*kids scatter to different parts of the restaurant*

Freddy/Chica: * stare out into the crowd then rushed over to pirate cove*

Foxy: *pokes head out* is Bonnie away from the stage?

Chica: Yep, he left his phone back there too, said it needs to charge.

Foxy: perfect :D, now I'll be headin' back there, you let me know if he be on his way.

Freddy/Chica: *nod in agreement* mhm

*The trio head back up to the stage*

Foxy: alright, now where be that lads little phone...

*BUZZZ BUZZZ*

Foxy: * notices the phone by a stack of boxes* aye, there ye are

Foxy: *reaches out for the phone*

???: Hey, whatcha doin' Foxy?

Foxy: OH SHI- *turns* o.o

Bonnie: *has Freddy and Chica KO'd next to him* whatcha doin' by my phone? You wouldn't be trying to take it would you?

Foxy: WHAAAAAT, NOOOO LAD NOT AT-

Bonnie: *pulls out shotgun* so help me I will end you if you even touch my phone è-é

Foxy: *IGNORANCE INTENSIFIES* * slowly reaches out to touch the phone* ._.

Bonnie: Foxy.

Foxy: *continues to reach out* ._.

Bonnie: FOXY.

Foxy: *pokes phone* poke. o3o

Bonnie: *Cocks Shotgun* è^é

Foxy: ... *yanks phone off charger and makes a mad dash off stage* BYYYYE

Bonnie: BIIITCH, *fires shotgun* *demonically* GET BACK HERE WITH MY PHONE

Foxy: SHIT *dashes into Mike's office*

Bonnie: OOWHEJABQOFBQIRBWPCWBWPFBWOVEEOGEJROB *begins firing shotgun randomly*

Mike: FOXY DA HELL YOU ARE YOU IN HERE FOR?!

Foxy: LONG STORY SHORT BONNIE WANTS ME DEAD CAUSE I STOLE THE LADS PHONE.

Mike: YOU STOLE BONNIES PHONE?! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THA- *realizes the problem* IT WAS A DARE WASNT IT?!

Foxy: yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeees?

Mike: *slams both doors shut* MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRR, I DONT GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THISSSSS

Foxy: ye don't get paid at all to deal with us...

Mike: SHUT UPPPPPPP

Bonnie: RAAAAAAAAWR *The restaurant flees in fear*

This will be a thing between Bonnie and Foxy that I may implement into later chapters :P because we all have that ignorant friend :D