Ask The Animatronics! [A Five Nights At Freddy's Q/A + Dare Book]

Cupcake Catastrophe

Tigerstripestar  said: I dare Chica to see how many cupcakes she can stack :o

Chica: PFFFFFFFFT THATS EZ...

Bonnie: o really? Why don't you prove it then? -.-

Chica: sure, like I said, 2EZ4ME.

Foxy: then why don't we add a twist to this?

Chica: that is?

Freddy: we take one pizza from your pizza hoard every time you mess up :D

Foxy: btw Why on earth do ye have like 1000 pizzas in that there repair room? .-.

Chica: it's for when I'm hungry... Duh...

Hungry...

Chica: *overdramatic awkward crying* I JUST WANNA BE LOVED D,x *Shoves whole pizza in mouth* DDDDDDD,X

Foxy/Freddy/Bonnie: ē-ô...

Back to now

Chica: yea... When I'm hungry...

Foxy: ... Right...

Bonnie: So is it a deal?

Chica: ... Fine... BUT, if I see even one extra pizza being taken... You'll regret it... *cocks a shotgun*

Foxy: o-o ok lass...

Moments later...

Freddy: is everything setup?

Bonnie: Yup! Got about 200 Cupcakes here *places platter on table* that should be enough.

Freddy: Foxy you have the pizzas?

Foxy: WOULD IT BE WRONG IF I QUESTIONED THE CLEANLINESS OF THESE PIZZAS? THERE BE A ROTTING CORPSE IN HERE O-O

Freddy: I'll take that as a yes... Ready chica?

Chica: Hmph, heck yea.

Bonnie: 3...2...1... GO GO GO!

Chica: *begins grabbing cupcakes from the pile and making a large row of them*

Everyone Else: *watching as she immediately begins to struggle getting the second row done*

Chica: *Drops Cupcake* DANG IT D:<

Foxy: That be one pizza! *tosses out a pizza into Mike's Office*

Mike: *in the distance* OW, What the- oh hey pizza :D *sniff* EWWWW... OLIVES ):<

Chica: Ok... Just gotta get one more and the third row is done *proceeds to do so and rushes through rows 4, 5, and 6*

Bonnie: o wow... She's actually not doing terrible...

Freddy: ikr... She-

Chica: *watches as the 6th and 5th row fall over* NU D,:

Foxy: JESUS THAT BE LIKE... 50 CUPCAKES .-.

Chica: plz dun throw away 50 more of my babies ;-;

Foxy: SORRY LASS, YE SAID WE COULD... SOOOOOOO *Grabs 10 pizzas and throws them In Mike's Office*

Mike: WHERE TF ARE ALL THESE PIZZAS COMING FROM?! GUYS WTF ARE YOU DOING?!

Foxy: Don't worry lad! There be only 40 more of those where they be comin' from :D

Freddy: uh foxy...

Foxy: Yea lad?

Freddy: *points at chica*

Chica: *staring at the floor in shame* I dropped... The fucking pan... The whole pan of 200 cupcakes...

Bonnie: 2EZ4You eh?...

Chica: SHADDUP IT WAS AN ACCIDENT ;-;

Freddy: An accident that just cost you 200 FUCKIN' PIZZAS xD

Foxy: *Burst out laughing* ILL BE TAKIN THESE! *starts pulling out pizza in groups of 25* how did ye manage to drop the whole pan? :D

Chica: I just went to grab one.. And it- *pauses*

Freddy: Uh Chica? You ok there bud?

Chica: There's too many pizza's missing è-é

Bonnie: wut.

Chica: *sniffs around the area with her... Beak? Ok den...*

Freddy: *Starts stepping back when chica starts sniffing him* uhhhhhhhhhhh-

Chica: Freddy... What are hiding e-e

Freddy: nothing .-.

Chica: hat sure doesn't smell like nothing... Trust me, I know what nothing smells like è-ó

Freddy: I swear, It's nothi-

Chica: *Opens up Freddy's exoskeleton, watching as multiple pizza's fall out* AH-HA!

Foxy and Bonnie: o-o

Freddy: UHHHH... THOSE WERE THERE ALREADY!

Chica: *cocks shotgun* u sure about that...

Freddy: o-o *runs away*

Chica: OH NO TF YOU DONT D:<