Ask The Animatronics! [A Five Nights At Freddy's Q/A + Dare Book]

Change of Pace (Sorry)

So, I looked at some comments and saw someone had a great idea. Thank you guys once again and sorry that this isn't what you expected...

Bonnie: aww... ;_;

Me oh well, here's the dare:

SilverFeathers4Life said: Hey @Frozenbean27 I would like to give you a dare here ya go: I dare EVERYONE to swap roles including the night guards, Vincent and You Frozen and I bet you guys cant handle one night without trying to kill the night guard (Don't let Mike and Jeremy see this part of the Dares)

Chica: I CALL SWAPPING WITH BONNIE!

Bonnie: EW! then I'll have to DO things... I'm to lazy for that life.

Chica: you get to eat pizza all daaaaaaaay! >:3

Bonnie: o.o BRING ME PIZZA SLAVE! D:

Chica: oh Honey, I bake them...

Bonnie: ...

Freddy: um Bonnie?

Foxy: ye alright matey?

Bonnie: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (continues on forever)

Chica: 0_0 ... I... I think I'll go take a nap, or whatever Bonnie does...

Bonnie: IUUUUUUUUUUUURBFOSBE POO FBOEHDODBE UH FBD OK DBE OK D :/ D OK DBDO *Head explodes*

Everyone: o.o

Freddy: Aye... that be... something... ahhhrg.

Foxy: what- what was that?

Freddy: that be what ye say right lad?

Foxy: not the Ahrg part...

Freddy: oh... well uh, this be awkward...

Me: ok, so me and Vincent have to swap roles?

Vincent: I'm up for it.

Me: okay... but first, are you ready?

Vincent: for Freddy?

Me: no, for the magical power that comes with being the author of this book?

Vincent: Wait what?

Me: *pulls out magic blaster* now this won't hurt a bit... just a LOT

Vincent: WAIT, NO-

ZAAAAAAAAAAP

Vincent: OH MY GAWD THE PAIN! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EVEN DEAL WITH THIS?!?!?!

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! >:D

Vincent: JESUS HELP ME PLEASE!

Jesus: no...

Vincent: WHAT?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

*beam dies out*

Me: There, now you have as much power as an author: Absolutely none :D

Vincent: well good luck surviving the night then... i... I need a nap...

Me: Heh... hope he realizes they can't hurt me tonight >:3

12AM

Freddy: ... I'm bored.

Bonnie: *static buzzes from where head used to be*

Chica: is anyone gonna fix him?

Foxy: nope, as the leader of this band, I say with great honor that I give no fucks about 'Chica'.

Freddy: (whisper) sorry lass, I do care for ye

Bonnie: *sad sounding static feed... yes... SAD SOUNDING*

2AM

Me: ah... I nice day off, this is the life.

*Awkward silence*

Me: this is boring... *picks up phone and plays angry birds*

-=Animatronics=-

Freddy: doo-dee-doo... *quietly hums "you are a Pirate"*

Foxy: dude... no...

Bonnie: *gets up and aimlessly walks around*

Chica: *falls asleep*

5AM

Foxy: Chica... *shakes her lightly*

Freddy: leave the lass alone... she be sleepin' like a baby guppy.

Foxy: bro... ye don't-

Freddy: AH- NO getting out of -

Foxy: AH- NO getting out of character Freddy :P

Freddy: Aye... lucky yo- *sudden gasp*

Foxy: um... Freddy?

Freddy: must.... kill.... NIGHT GUARD!!!!!

Foxy: Wait what-

Freddy: RAAAAWR!!! *dashes to office*

Me in the distance: what the- Freddy? What do you want? ... wait... GO AWAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAY FROM ME! GUUUUYYYSSSS! HELP ME!!!!!

Vincent: *yawns* hey guys... So is the dare over yet...?

Me: OH GOD! HELP ME VINCENT!

Vincent: sorry dude, I don't have the power to help you... :P

Freddy: YOU NEED A SUIT FROZEN!

Me: OH GEEZ! *runs away*

Bonnie: *More annoying static*

Chica: *yawns* so... I assume Freddy ruined the bet...

Foxy: YEP...

Me in the distance: DEAR GOD, SOMEBODY TAZE THIS BASTARD D:

There ya have it! Thanks for 1.1k Views guys! I really enjoy making these dares come to life! Let's make sure to make more and keep things interesting!