Ask The Animatronics! [A Five Nights At Freddy's Q/A + Dare Book]

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xxGiantzxx said: I dare the animatronics to fight Floyd Mayweather!

Me: alright, who's first?

*Extremely awkward silence*

Me: no one?

*silence continues*

Me: fine... Bonnie, you're up.

Bonnie: o.o why me?!

Destiny_luvz_books: because fuck you that's why...

Bonnie: ó-ò

Me: *Shoves Bonnie in the arena* Good luck!

Bonnie: no wait! I'm not ready for-

*SMASH*

Everyone but Bonnie: OHHHHHHHHHHH.... ;^;

*Shows Bonnie with face punched in*

Bonnie: UKbNNfHen hdbagdjndbafisv j Dx bab rd c s

Me: uh, bonnie... uh.... lost.

Floyd: yus, now who's next?!

Me: Foxy, go up there.

Foxy: YE AINT GETTIN ME UP THERE FER SHIT LAD! è.é

Me: fine, Freddy.

Freddy: o God no. Not me...

Chica: you did say you could fight him...

Freddy: THAT WAS BEFORE THAT HAPPENED!

Bonnie: *static feedback*

Freddy: NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE GETTING ME UP-

Me: Freddy... you're in the arena already xD

Freddy: wha- !!! *Stares Outside from in the arena*

Chica: GOOD LUCK MY SWEET!

Me and Freddy: your wha-

Chica: WHHAAAAAAAAT, I didn't say anything! *blushes slightly*

Foxy: bu- I thought I Be your sweet lass? ;^;

Chica: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *stops existing*

Me: guys, Freddy lost.

*foxy and Chica look up on the arena*

Freddy: *too busy being dead to speak*

Floyd: I want the bird up here next.

Chica: ;-; plz no.

Me: you have to, the dare says so.

Chica: ;-; *walks up* plz don't kill me.

Floyd: no promises... ^u^

Me: begin.

Chica: I'm a girl btw, so please go was-

*SMASH!!!!!*

Me and Foxy: ouch....

Chica: hey... I'm.. not dead? My face feels weird though ._. *turns to me and foxy, revealing T. Chica's face*

Me: 0.0

Foxy: holy mackerel...... ._.

Chica: oh god am i a train wreck!?

Me and Foxy: NOPE

Chica: :D

*SMASH*

Chica: *topples to the floor, losing the face*

Foxy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Me: dang... welp... your turn fo-

Foxy: *Points hook at neck* è_ó

Me: ok then never mind ó_ò