RANDOM (For Your Enjoyment)

Chapter Ten

I'm going to do one of those question things. Aight. Here we go.

1.) Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open. Otherwise I feel like something is going to climb out of it while I'm asleep and steal my soul or some shit like that.

2.) Do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
No because I usually use all of them up. I have some thick ass hair.

3.) Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Tucked in. I hate my feet being cold at night and also I feel like something is going to grab my foot if they're out. I'm paranoid af.

4.) Have you ever stolen a street sign?
How... what?

5.) Do you cut out coupons and then never use them?
Nope. That would involve reading magazines and/or the newspaper. I don't do that.

6.) Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Come at me, Papa Bear. I am not fucking with a swarm of bees.

7.)Do you always smile for pictures?
Selfies, no. Every other picture, it depends on who I'm with in the pic. For instance, if it's my little cousin and she's annoying me, you know I'm looking pissed off in that family photo.

8.) Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
On stairs, yeah.

9.) Have you ever peed in the woods?
Uh, no... Ew.

10.) Do you still watch cartoons?
No. Don't hate me, but I hate cartoons unless it's, like, good anime.

11.) Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my backyard. In my garden.

12.) What do you drink with dinner?
Water. Always water.

13.) What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
CHICK-FIL-A SAUCE!!!

14.) What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
...50 First Dates or the Tourist with Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp.

15.) Were you ever a girl scout?
Nope. I wanted to be, but nope.

16.) Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
NO. Nobody wants to see that.

17.) Can you change the oil on your car?
Nah. I wish.

18.) Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Sorry, I don't have my permit yet.

19.) Afraid of heights?
Yes, but I still love rollercoasters.

20.) Do you sing in the car?
Oh, hell yes.

21.) Is Christmas stressful?
No. I eat choclate and candy canes and open presents. What's stressful about that?

22.) Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid.
Butterfly flower princess. My exact words at age six.

23.) Do you believe in ghosts?
Yeah.

24.) The first concert you ever went to.
Selena Gomez. I'm sorry to dissapoint you all. I was a boring twelve year old.

25.) Walmart, Target, or Kmart?
Which one is the cheapest...? Probs Target. Aight. Target.

26.) Nike or Adidas?
No.

27.) Can you curl your tongue?
Yup. I used to think it was a thing that could universally be done but I now realize that some people can't and I'm sorry but it makes me laugh.

28.) Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
HAHA no.

29.) The last concert you saw?
Taylor Swift...? I think...?

30.) Can you swim well?
I'm on the swim team. You tell me.

31.) Can you knit or crochet?
I can knit. But I get bored easily.

32.) Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Dog person only because five people in my family are allergic including my older brother.